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09-10-2005, 08:17 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES??
Do you have a law degree?
Do you like wee little kitties? Have you slept with an NFL cheerleader? Do you curse with the burning passion of a thousand white-hot suns? Do you have a healthy distaste for humanity? Are you SuperGay? Do you like - and I mean REALLY like - corn? Have you ever played FOF in a pleather chair, with your body covered in oil? Are your humor agorithms now in Beta? Do you have a photographic memory for naked breasts? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you might qualify for an FOFL team! The FOFL is looking for at least one owner, to take over a former back-to-back championship franchise (heybrad!). Ownership perks may include: * a year's supply of Fresca * witty commentary from a leading Scottish humorist * free weight-loss tips * an in-depth analysis of your poker game * free banners and logos for your team Here is an example, and a testimonial from one owner:  "My new FOFL logo is everything I could have asked for. Not since Mr. Zippy has a logo gotten me so excited! - name withheld If you think you have what it takes to be a part of the FOFL, please tell us in 100 words or less why you deserve an FOFL franchise. Your entry will be judged by a Blue Ribbon panel of Canadians. Thank you!
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09-10-2005, 08:48 PM
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Norm!!!
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Manassas, VA
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I want my team back.
Application sent. |
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09-10-2005, 08:51 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
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Oooh, I have one!
"I promise I won't miss a playoff game export" |
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09-10-2005, 09:29 PM
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Mascot
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Snooptown
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That's a Pabst Blue Ribbon panel, just for clarification. Fucksnots.
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09-10-2005, 10:02 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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I would, but I'm too lazy.
I actually think you should send me an essay as to why I should join.
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09-10-2005, 10:38 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Quote:
That wouldn't have happened had this been a leap year.
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09-10-2005, 10:55 PM
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Kennesaw, GA
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lol
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