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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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Breakup Sex
i'm curious about this. who has done it, and what is involved? like how do you get someone you're gonna break up with to have sex with you one last time?
is there even such a thing, or is this a Hollywood invention? i ask because there's this one chick here who looks like i'd be able to have great breakup sex (providing that there is indeed such a thing). if it'd be regular sex i wouldn't be interested. there'd have to be some finality to the whole encounter. i'm genuinely intrigued by this - not trying to pull a Suicane. if you'd like to PM me to keep this PG that wouldn't be so bad. i do this more for knowledge. and if there is such a thing - keep it very vague, i don't want to picture anyone here having breakup sex. like if i were to ask you how do you start a car just talk about the car or someone starting a car, i don't necessarily care to hear about your morning routine from the time you wake up to the time you put the key in the engine. |
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08-31-2005, 01:10 PM
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General Manager
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I'm sure the wifey would be proud of you...
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08-31-2005, 01:13 PM
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Location: Troy, Mo
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I think makeup sex is better.
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08-31-2005, 01:13 PM
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College Starter
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My thoughts exactly.
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08-31-2005, 01:13 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I'm sure this is just for masturbatory purposes...
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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08-31-2005, 01:16 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Beantown
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Ever break up with a sandwich?
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08-31-2005, 01:19 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Berkley, MI
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A day before my ex-wife and I sold the house and split up for good, had breakup sex...was great. Just don't embrace an angry side...lessens the chance for breakup sex to occur.
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08-31-2005, 01:19 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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I f-cked that Italian Combo hard and then ate it.
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08-31-2005, 01:19 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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well, i've had my eye on this one chick here (i'm happily married, but last i checked jacking off ain't considered infidelity), and just a few minutes ago she walked in front of my cube and i got this image of us having sex - breakup sex in particular. my mind flashed all the scenes, us giving it all we had, doing some rougher things we normally wouldn't do to each other, cuz like, who would care - it'd be our last time. then i immediately shifted to a more sensible side and said "hold up, if we were breaking up why would she even want to have sex with me?" that got my ADD mind rolling, next up was me saying "how do you even transition from 'we should see other people and be friends' to 'why don't we hop on the good foot and do the bad thing one last time'?" which then got me thinking "does this even happen in real life?!?".
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08-31-2005, 01:20 PM
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Hall Of Famer
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Location: Troy, Mo
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Get some work done... lol... Did you pop a woody thinking about her on top? |
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08-31-2005, 01:21 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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you know wives tell other wives everything here.
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08-31-2005, 01:21 PM
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College Prospect
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Location: Berkley, MI
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Hooray for not getting remarried yet. |
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08-31-2005, 01:24 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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You're not the only one thinking this...
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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08-31-2005, 01:24 PM
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Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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i could show you a pic of her (she's in a band outside of work), but:
1. she looks even better now than she does in the pic so you wouldn't get the full effect 2. i'd have to upload it to my personal image sharing site so that if someone wanted to be evil they couldn't trace the link, go to her band's website and contact the band with an email saying "hey, your co-worker, Anthony Casso, wants to have breakup sex with you" and cause trouble. |
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08-31-2005, 01:26 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Upload it to Kyle's Dell server.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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08-31-2005, 01:26 PM
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Roster Filler
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Location: Cicero
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Thank God for that, though, huh?
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08-31-2005, 01:28 PM
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Rider Of Rohan
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08-31-2005, 01:30 PM
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Red-Headed Vixen
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Why did the Demi Moore/Michael Douglas sex scene from Disclosure just pop into my head?
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08-31-2005, 01:32 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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I'm pretty sure you actually have to be together at some point before you are eligible for breakup sex.
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08-31-2005, 01:33 PM
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Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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ok, here she is, nevermind those dweebs in her band, and just picture her wearing pigtails and looking probably what seems like 20 pounds lighter:
 this was uploaded to my personal image sharing site, so no need for hxxp. Last edited by Anthony : 08-31-2005 at 01:33 PM. |
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08-31-2005, 01:33 PM
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Location: w/Franklin
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Im thinking if my husband ever admitted to thinking about this ..let alone acting on this...
LLOORENAAAAAAAA BOBBITT!!! would be the last thing he ever heard before loosing the ability to ever have sex again, break up or otherwise...because as she made the mistake of giving it back , by telling the authorities where to find it ...I wouldnt. I take it HA that your wife dosent read the board??? |
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08-31-2005, 01:34 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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she has a pointy nose
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08-31-2005, 01:36 PM
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Red-Headed Vixen
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Actually I have no problem with Arlie thinkng about something like this. It's not realistic to assume I'm in every fantasy he has. So long as the chick he picks is cute, I think it's healthy.
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08-31-2005, 01:36 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Troy, Mo
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Something else is pointy in that picture. |
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08-31-2005, 01:38 PM
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High School JV
Join Date: May 2001
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So you need to know if it's plausible before you can fantasize about it?
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08-31-2005, 01:39 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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i'm actually a very faithful husband, i love and adore my wife, and she brags about our marriage to her friends. our marriage is the most important thing to me. that being said, i'm not a married guy solely. the order goes: 1. male 2. heterosexual male 3. young heterosexual male 4. married young heterosexual male women have a popular misconception about marriage. they think they can flick a switch and millions of years of evolution can be erased, just like that. i didn't make men the way we are - science did. blame science. men don't stop wanting to have sex with other women, the honest and good married men just stop acting on that desire. but make no mistakes - we all want to have sex with other women, happily married or not. to think otherwise is a fiction i'll let you hold on to if you prefer. |
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08-31-2005, 01:40 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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word up
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08-31-2005, 01:40 PM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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She looks pretty good in black...oh, wait.
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08-31-2005, 01:40 PM
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Coordinator
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Must've been kinda cold that day.
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08-31-2005, 01:40 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: w/Franklin
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Ohhh im all for fantasies...just not about his ex's. And I too realise that its not realistic to believe im the star of everyone of his.. I'd just prefer it be with a fresh face and yes she had definetly better be cute ...
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08-31-2005, 01:43 PM
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Pro Starter
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What Happens in FOFC, stays in FOFC
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08-31-2005, 01:43 PM
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Banned
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Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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correct. there's a reason why i don't fantasize about fornicating with female aliens from the planet Ugon, a planet of over-sexed females who have 10 glorious breasts on their body. |
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08-31-2005, 01:44 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Nov 2000
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She looks pretty uptight in that pic. A little teen-angst I guess.
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08-31-2005, 01:45 PM
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Red-Headed Vixen
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Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Unless your name is Arles. |
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08-31-2005, 01:47 PM
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Location: San Diego
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Science? I thought this was an intelligent design.  |
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08-31-2005, 01:49 PM
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Roster Filler
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cicero
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Why not? You're in every fantasy the rest of us have.
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08-31-2005, 01:53 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Toledo - Spain
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WOW i just had a hard on, i'm going to the WC with 10 of that Ugon females image in my brain. |
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08-31-2005, 01:54 PM
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Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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you wouldn't even understand how fucking uptight she is. first of all, to strike up small talk with her you'd think i was her OB-GYN and i asked her to disrobe and place her feet on stirrups. 2, she walks fast, as if she's really really busy, so you can hardly make eye contact with her. 3rd when we do look at each other and smile, it's one of those smiles that says "ok, i acknowledged your presence, that enough for you? i'm busy and don't wish to partake in conversation". her voice is slightly on the deeper side, so i don't know where i stand on chicks with voices like Candace Bergen (i'm 50/50 on it). but yeah, she's uptight. i think that's why i determined she'd be great to have breakup sex with. she looks amazing in pigtails. i hope i don't give people the impression that i'm not happily married or satisfied. sometimes i feel like sharing what's going on in my mind. |
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08-31-2005, 01:58 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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This is the HA stuff I like. We need to channel this.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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08-31-2005, 02:02 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Yes HA, breakup sex exists. And in one particular instance that comes to mind, it was easily the best I ever had with that particular person.
Even better? It was her idea, she insisted on it. Upon reflection, the best-ever-with-them applies to at least 2 instances I can think of.
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08-31-2005, 02:10 PM
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ok, so the girl brought it up. how was it phrased? were the words "one last time" actually used, or basically was there one final embrace that lingered for jsut a bit too long, and one says "i'm sorry it couldn't work out" and the other is like "no, i'm sorry it couldn't work out", and etc., etc.?
and Jon has moved from being someone i wouldn't want to be trapped on an island with to being someone i could tolerate if he kept to his side of the island. baby steps. |
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08-31-2005, 02:11 PM
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Yes, there is such a thing as breakup sex. But, let's just say it takes a certain "type" of woman to go along with it. (After reading Jon's post) ..and a more extreme version of that "type" to be the one to ask for it.
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08-31-2005, 02:14 PM
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too vague...elaborate further. |
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08-31-2005, 02:14 PM
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08-31-2005, 02:16 PM
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08-31-2005, 02:23 PM
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Sluts who have probably been cheating on you will have breakup sex with you. Better? |
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08-31-2005, 02:25 PM
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Is that clear Mr. Bender? Crystal.
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08-31-2005, 02:31 PM
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Location: Baltimore, MD
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I don't think she is cute, and I wouldn't bang her.
She looks like she is either shitting her pants, or about to. Maybe that or she is about to rip a fart. Plus her tit looks photoshopped. |
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08-31-2005, 02:33 PM
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That's a cool name for a band.
The Photoshopped Tits.
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08-31-2005, 02:37 PM
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Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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sorry, didn't realize Jessica Alba was your co-worker. The Photoshopped Tits is an excellent name for a band, good call. |
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