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Google Adwords - April Fools
Introducing Click-to-Teleport Extensions (beta)
The fastest way from point A to point B Click-to-Teleport extensions allow potential customers to instantly teleport to your business location directly from a search ad. Forget CTRs, conversion tracking and call metrics – one click and a customer is instantly standing in your business location and ready to shop. A new way to drive in-store sales Our teleportation technology shortens the "online-to-store" conversion funnel by providing searchers with an easy way to visit any business and convert. On average, advertisers using Click-to-Teleport extensions have seen their offline sales increase by 3600%! The end of location targeting Take your business global by allowing searchers from anywhere on the planet to teleport to your store in a matter of seconds. With Click-to-Teleport, a New Yorker craving sushi can instantly dine in Tokyo. Please note that while in beta, there is no “teleport back home” option for users; you are responsible for providing return transportation or calling a taxi for any teleport customer. Success stories Guitars 'N More, Manila CTR is so 2011. The only metric I care about now is Teleport-Through-Rate! ~ Greg A. SF Rock Climbing, San Francisco With Click-to-Teleport extensions, I've seen my business climb to new heights. Get it?! ~ Shreyas D. Brogurt's Yogurt, Denver What a great conversion rate! We've only had one potential customer wind up forever lost in the space-time continuum. ~ Daniel & Bob Brogurt Jenna's Giant Gumballs, Paris My giant gumball machine shop has gone global. Just this week I've had customers from China, New York, Cape Town and Brazil! ~ Jenna C.
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04-01-2012, 06:52 PM
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But what happens if there is a glitch in the Click-to-Teleport that sends you to a competitor's business, and they don't adhere to the TOS that Google requires?
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04-01-2012, 06:55 PM
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They ban you but send all your business to the other people.
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04-01-2012, 07:48 PM
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