What kind of sicko does this?

Zone · 03-16-2008, 06:13 PM

You can't make this stuff up.

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M GO BLUE!!! · 03-16-2008, 06:17 PM

16 posts?

Alright guys, what's the over/under?

Sidhe · 03-16-2008, 06:33 PM

Somebody needs to smack somebody's pee pee.

Chief Rum · 03-16-2008, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

16 posts?

Alright guys, what's the over/under?

Why? We get weird stories posted by people all the time.

Klinglerware · 03-16-2008, 06:42 PM

Airlines get sued all the time, what's so sick about that?

Oh...

Sidhe · 03-16-2008, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidhe

Somebody needs to smack somebody's pee pee.

I think the point of the story is that somebody already did, dumbass.

Crim · 03-16-2008, 11:47 PM

That chick got into a sticky situation, no doubt.

korme · 03-17-2008, 12:00 AM

I wish I was on that flight, that would have been some CRAZY shit

Chief Rum · 03-17-2008, 12:07 AM

But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

mckerney · 03-17-2008, 12:40 AM

I agree, sickos like this woman filing frivlous lawsuits are ruining the country.

korme · 03-17-2008, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Well, did he cum, or what?

mckerney · 03-17-2008, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Well, did he cum, or what?

Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

Crim · 03-17-2008, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

I agree, sickos like this woman filing frivlous lawsuits are ruining the country.

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Well, did he cum, or what?

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Originally Posted by mckerney

Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

Get a room.

Crim · 03-17-2008, 01:44 AM

On the bright side, though, I hear it's good for your hair. So... I'm just sayin...

Schmidty · 03-17-2008, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Why? We get weird stories posted by people all the time.

Yeah, I didn't get that either.

RedKingGold · 03-17-2008, 05:42 AM

Best line of the article:

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Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.

Yup. In case you were unsure, I have confirmed that there is, in fact, manjuice in your hair.

Suburban Rhythm · 03-17-2008, 06:24 AM

Note the story was from 3-14...how do we know she didn't mumble something about steaks in her sleep, he took it the wrong way, and things went downhill from there.

Ksyrup · 03-17-2008, 09:23 AM

Wanna get away?

You are now free to rub one out

rkmsuf · 03-17-2008, 09:27 AM

Guy is something of a marksman. Sounds like a pretty good shot.

Ksyrup · 03-17-2008, 10:41 AM

This is what happens when you go with a cheap airline for the first leg of your trip. After taking the red-eye from Honolulu to LA on Jet BlueBalls, he just couldn't stand the pain any longer.

Warhammer · 03-17-2008, 12:20 PM

I think everyone is missing the point. The girl was headed to Spring Break. It was just a matter of time before this happened.

Izulde · 03-17-2008, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Warhammer

I think everyone is missing the point. The girl was headed to Spring Break. It was just a matter of time before this happened.

Winner.

Noop · 03-17-2008, 12:54 PM

So know one is going to say it?

rkmsuf · 03-17-2008, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

So know one is going to say it?

know they are knot

Ksyrup · 03-17-2008, 12:58 PM

"If you experience an erection lasting more than 2 hours, contact your flight attendant."

Noop · 03-17-2008, 02:40 PM

He should have cummed on her face.

Chief Rum · 03-18-2008, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Well, did he cum, or what?

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Originally Posted by mckerney

Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

gkb · 03-18-2008, 02:07 AM

Thre thread was off to a shaky start, but the FOFC regulars arrived and saved the day. I LOL'd...way to go guys. I can always count on the posters here to entertain me in threads like this and the PDF thread. It's one of the reasons why I love this forum...carry on.

03-17-2008, 12:07 AM	#9
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else. __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

03-17-2008, 06:24 AM	#17
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	Note the story was from 3-14...how do we know she didn't mumble something about steaks in her sleep, he took it the wrong way, and things went downhill from there. __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

03-17-2008, 09:23 AM	#18
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Wanna get away? You are now free to rub one out __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-17-2008, 09:27 AM	#19
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Guy is something of a marksman. Sounds like a pretty good shot. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-17-2008, 10:41 AM	#20
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	This is what happens when you go with a cheap airline for the first leg of your trip. After taking the red-eye from Honolulu to LA on Jet BlueBalls, he just couldn't stand the pain any longer. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-16-2008, 06:17 PM	#2
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	16 posts? Alright guys, what's the over/under?

03-16-2008, 06:33 PM	#3
Sidhe H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: NOVA USA	Somebody needs to smack somebody's pee pee.

03-16-2008, 06:42 PM	#5
Klinglerware College Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The DMV	Airlines get sued all the time, what's so sick about that? Oh...

03-17-2008, 12:00 AM	#8
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I wish I was on that flight, that would have been some CRAZY shit

03-17-2008, 12:40 AM	#10
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I agree, sickos like this woman filing frivlous lawsuits are ruining the country.

03-17-2008, 12:20 PM	#21
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	I think everyone is missing the point. The girl was headed to Spring Break. It was just a matter of time before this happened.

03-17-2008, 12:54 PM	#23
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	So know one is going to say it? __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

03-17-2008, 12:58 PM	#25
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	"If you experience an erection lasting more than 2 hours, contact your flight attendant." __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-17-2008, 02:40 PM	#26
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	He should have cummed on her face. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

03-18-2008, 02:07 AM	#28
gkb High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado	Thre thread was off to a shaky start, but the FOFC regulars arrived and saved the day. I LOL'd...way to go guys. I can always count on the posters here to entertain me in threads like this and the PDF thread. It's one of the reasons why I love this forum...carry on. __________________ BALLERZ YO, fo shizzle. - QuikSand

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