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"I set two houses on fire and shot my girlfriend in the back of the head...."
Operator: 911 where is your emergency. Edward: Um, I set two houses on fire tonight and I killed my girlfriend. Operator: Excuse me. Edward: Um, did you hear me? Operator: I want you to repeat it and where did this occur at? Edward: 8675 Scarsdale Blvd. and 5001…those houses should be pretty much gone. Operator: In Columbus? Edward: Uh, yeah they’re both in Columbus. Operator: Okay sir, and what is your name? Edward: My name is Edward Lewis Offord II. Operator: Okay Edward what is your cell phone number you’re calling from. Edward: 614-425-06… Operator: Okay Edward I want you to stay on the phone with me. Edward: Okay. Operator: I’m connecting you over to the Columbus police. Edward: Can you right now hold on a minute…? Police: What is your emergency? Operator: Edward? Edward: Yes? Operator: Okay I want you to tell Columbus what you just told me. Edward: Hey Columbus, I set two houses on fire tonight and shot my girlfriend in the back of the head. Police: Where at sir? Edward: 8675 Scarsdale Blvd. and 5001… Police: I’m sorry, you’re at 8675? Edward: I was then I went to her house and burned it. Police: You burned her house? Where does she live at? Edward: She lives in 5001…I live on Scarsdale Blvd. Police: Okay sir you’re going to have to slow down on the other address I got Scarsdale but what is the other address where you burned down the house? Edward: 5001 Charlbury. C-h-a-r-l-b-u-r-y. I know the police and the fireman are already at the scene ma’am. And my house also I put a bunch of explosives and set it on fire so… Police: You set your own house on fire? Edward: There are bodies there. Police: At your house? Edward: Yeah. Police: But you did this somewhere else? Edward: Well no her body is there and I burned my house and went to her house and torched it. Police: And you shot her in the head? Edward: I did, yeah, she's dead. Operator: We’re still on the line. Edward are you over by the… Edward: Yeah, yeah I’m off to one of the places you pull off for fishing. Operator: Yeah, 6020 Riverside Dr. Edward: That’s about right. Police: You’re at 6020 Riverside Dr. Edward: I don’t know where it is for sure, it’s one of the pull out sites. Operator: That’s where our GPS is putting him in Columbus. Police: Where is she at in the house? Edward: She was in the TV room; it’s by the back of the house. Police: Where’s the gun that you shot her with? Edward: In the trash can. Operator: Edward do you have any weapons on you? Edward: Uh, yes I do. There’s a shotgun in the back of the car and I have two hand guns with me. Police: And you have two handguns with you? Edward: Yes I do. Police: What? Edward: Yes I do. Police: And a shotgun? Edward: The shotgun is in the trunk, yeah. Police: Are all the guns in the car or do you have one on you? Edward: I have two in my hand right now. Police: Can you put those guns down for me? Edward: Oh sure. Police: What happened tonight to make you do this Hun? Are you there? Hello? Edward? Operator: He just hung up. Police: He hung up? Operator: Yeah. I got Delaware’s deputy en route. Police: Okay, thank you so much. Operator: Alright. Police: We’re en route too. Operator: Okay Last edited by stevew : 08-14-2009 at 01:41 AM. |
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08-14-2009, 01:37 AM | #2 |
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seriously fucked up 911 call.
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08-14-2009, 01:39 AM | #3 |
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Yeah, those girlfiends can be bad. (Note I didn't read post yet. I just wanted to have fun with the title typo. )
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08-14-2009, 01:40 AM | #4 |
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dammit...It's late, the spelling looked cool
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08-14-2009, 01:44 AM | #5 |
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Sounds like he snapped.
Awful situation.
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08-14-2009, 02:03 AM | #6 |
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Is it real or a prank?
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08-14-2009, 02:10 AM | #7 |
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real
Dude offed himself shortly thereafter He says the shit like the conversation is Operator: 911 what did you do last night. Edward: Um, I ate some doritos and then played some xbox. |
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Clearly a case of another heinous crime caused by violent video games. When will Congress fnally pass a law to prevent people from playing anything but sports-based text sims? |
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08-14-2009, 08:58 AM | #9 |
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This is Walmart's fault for letting him have Madden at 12:01.
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Called him "Hun"? WTF? Another messed up situation.
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08-14-2009, 09:56 AM | #11 |
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I think they do that to create a false sense of support so that the person will stay on the line and keep giving info.
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08-14-2009, 10:13 AM | #12 |
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Yeah. I somehow think "What the fuck were you thinking, douchebag?" probably wouldn't foster a cooperative situation.
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08-14-2009, 10:27 AM | #13 |
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From the title I figured this thread was about a rap song.
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08-14-2009, 10:46 AM | #14 |
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Wow.
Pics of him & her here: WBNS 10TV : Man Kills Girlfriend, Sets Homes On Fire, Then Kills Self - WBNS-10TV, Central Ohio's News Leader |
08-14-2009, 10:48 AM | #15 |
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She was just too much woman for him to handle.
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