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two funny football quotes
two ridiculous quotes from this week's issue of USA Today's pro football weekly:
Charles Rogers on his trip around NYC before the draft, including a trip to the New York Stock Exchange: Quote:
and this one had me laughing for 5 minutes. Jimmy Kennedy's mother (a recovered drug addict) on his being drafted: Quote:
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05-01-2003, 08:59 AM | #2 |
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"I've smoked plenty of crack cocaine, but this is the best high I've ever experienced. This is a lifetime high."
Remember kids, stay off drugs!
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05-01-2003, 09:05 AM | #3 |
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Just think of all the crack cocaine you can buy with a $6 milion signing bonus!
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05-01-2003, 09:30 AM | #4 |
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No Friggin' Way!! She actually said that?
- The Quote of All-Time!!
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05-01-2003, 09:34 AM | #5 |
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that's scarysadfunny.
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05-01-2003, 09:35 AM | #6 |
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The crack cocaine one should be a QofM.
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05-01-2003, 10:32 AM | #7 |
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LOL, the crack cocaine line was classic.
My favorite football headline of all-time, filed under the Too Much Information category was, "Fred Taylor to test out groin tonight!" Jamie |
05-01-2003, 10:41 AM | #8 |
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I was always partial to "Fornication was my drug" from Neon Deon.
But I still laugh everytime I read Skydogs signature.
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Here's the entire article: Draft Day becomes Mother's Day for Kennedy
This lady sounds like a strong woman, but man there are some funny quotes in there. Quote:
Quote:
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05-01-2003, 11:10 AM | #10 |
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Wow...that is classic quote of the moment material. Is Jimmy Kennedy's mother eligible to hold a QotM?
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05-01-2003, 11:35 AM | #11 |
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I think Jimmy Kennedy's mom has done the unthinkable... she's surpassed the Iraqi Information Minister on the Unintentional Comedy Scale.
This woman is a goldmine of QOTM material. Someone should start a website that does nothing but track her quotes in the press. |
05-01-2003, 02:04 PM | #12 |
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Jimmy Kennedy's Mom is gonna replace the entire dallas cowboy line of drug usage in football jokes..
Martz"Kennedy!" Jimmy k"yes, coach" Martz"Get your mom off the field.. she's snorting the 50 yard line again" and so on.. |
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Quote:
Hey Swaggs, I believe she is now.. (From the Front Page): Welcome to our newest member, Jimmy Kennedy's Mother
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IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLACK & GOLD!! Last edited by MylesKnight : 05-01-2003 at 02:19 PM. |
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05-01-2003, 02:50 PM | #14 |
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haha, that quote is great!!!
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