The Spark Tests

korme · 05-01-2003, 08:03 PM

TheSpark!

Ok, I was these Dante tests. They pale in comparison to TheSpark's tests. I suggest taking the Personality test to start.

korme · 05-01-2003, 08:03 PM

Yeah, find them at the bottom right.

Blade6119 · 05-01-2003, 08:18 PM

Been one of my bookmarks for a loooooonnnnngggg time...part due o the tests, and part due to sparknotes, its study-guide site linked on the top left....god that has saved me many times...

tucker342 · 05-01-2003, 08:41 PM

those tests are funny

kcchief19 · 05-01-2003, 09:35 PM

The Death Test told me I'm going to die in 2042 -- on September 11th. Uh-oh.

SplitPersonality1 · 05-01-2003, 11:25 PM

great site. the gender test was very funny (and accurate)

korme · 05-01-2003, 11:30 PM

The Sex Test starts off great..

Quote:

Did you know that there are actually two types of humans? The slightly larger and less intelligent kind, males, have protruding external genitalia called "penises" that are used for making important life decisions. Meanwhile, females have these nifty things called "vaginas" that no one understands yet, especially males.

Take a look down. Are you male or female?

Ksyrup · 05-01-2003, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kcchief19
The Death Test told me I'm going to die in 2042 -- on September 11th. Uh-oh.

October 24, 2051, at the age of 80. And this, despite the hairy nipples illness I seem to have.

I have a 6% chance of dying from auto-fellatio. If I can't do it now, I certainly won't be able to do it at 80!

korme · 05-01-2003, 11:40 PM

lol, auto-fellatio

thats the best thing ive ever heard

korme · 05-01-2003, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 28, 2059
at the age of 74 years old.
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On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (27%)
Alcoholism (15%)
Cancer (13%)
Homicide (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
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Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on April 28, 2059, as you slip silently into the night.

Fidatelo · 05-02-2003, 08:58 AM

The was nothing funnier than the original stinkymeat, with the possible exception of stinkyfeet. I used to love that site!

Fidatelo · 05-02-2003, 09:10 AM

dola...

Damn I lied! This article is the funniest thing on the site! Nothing cracks me up more than "Are you fighting Ambassadors?"

korme · 05-02-2003, 04:07 PM

PANTALOONS!

05-01-2003, 08:18 PM	#3
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	Been one of my bookmarks for a loooooonnnnngggg time...part due o the tests, and part due to sparknotes, its study-guide site linked on the top left....god that has saved me many times... __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

05-02-2003, 08:58 AM	#11
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	The was nothing funnier than the original stinkymeat, with the possible exception of stinkyfeet. I used to love that site! __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

05-02-2003, 09:10 AM	#12
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	dola... Damn I lied! This article is the funniest thing on the site! Nothing cracks me up more than "Are you fighting Ambassadors?" __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

05-01-2003, 08:03 PM	#2
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Yeah, find them at the bottom right.

05-01-2003, 08:41 PM	#4
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	those tests are funny

05-01-2003, 09:35 PM	#5
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	The Death Test told me I'm going to die in 2042 -- on September 11th. Uh-oh.

05-01-2003, 11:25 PM	#6
SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	great site. the gender test was very funny (and accurate)

05-01-2003, 11:40 PM	#9
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	lol, auto-fellatio thats the best thing ive ever heard

05-02-2003, 04:07 PM	#13
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	PANTALOONS!

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