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04-30-2003, 11:14 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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Going to Hell? Take the Dante's Inferno Quiz to Find Out
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04-30-2003, 11:16 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Canada eh
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Just got this in an email, so far I'm taking over a management position on the seventh level, anybody joining me?
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"I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby |
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04-30-2003, 11:16 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Oh, I know I'm going to hell. No need to take this thing...
Edit: Hmmm, only made it to the second level of hell. It says that I'm lustful. I think my girlfriend would agree. Ooh, Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are also on the second level. Looks like I'm gonna be getting some nice after-life bootie... 
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 04-30-2003 at 11:26 PM. |
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04-30-2003, 11:32 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Second Level for me.
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04-30-2003, 11:33 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Little Rock, AR
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Im going to the second level of hell according to this thing. Arent they going to hell for judging over the internet?
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04-30-2003, 11:36 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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No way JeeberD, I saw Cleopatra first!!!
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04-30-2003, 11:37 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Level 5!
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04-30-2003, 11:37 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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5th level of hell, representin'
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04-30-2003, 11:38 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Little Rock, AR
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I did it again, changed maybe two answers that I thought about and now I am saved.
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04-30-2003, 11:45 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Charlotte, NC
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Golden Eagle thats cheating...your going to hell for that.
Me, I got a 4th level burn. |
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04-30-2003, 11:48 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Bull, I got there first, I get the threesome. Tough luck, but maybe Marge Schott will be somewhere around there when it's your time to go...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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05-01-2003, 12:04 AM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Illinois
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6th level! Woohoo!
I just hope I'm allowed to bring my Accordion of Bleeding Ears, +2 vs. Weird Al Yankovic, with me. You just know he'll be joining me in hell... Edited for freshness. Last edited by Fonzie : 05-01-2003 at 12:08 AM. |
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05-01-2003, 12:06 AM
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kensington, MD
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Another 2nd level
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05-01-2003, 12:26 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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I actually ended up in Purgatory. Go figure.
However, I scored high on levels 3 (gluttony- a favorite sin of mine) and 4 (prodigal and avarice). SI
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 05-01-2003 at 12:28 AM. |
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05-01-2003, 01:01 AM
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Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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Im stuck on level two, my gf is stuck on level 7
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Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again! |
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05-01-2003, 01:06 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
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I'm second level. Don't worry fellas there are plenty of lustful wenches to go around.
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05-01-2003, 01:14 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Fifth level... disappointingly average, if you asked me.
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05-01-2003, 01:27 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: California
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Hehehehehe ...
Third Level of Hell for mrskippy |
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05-01-2003, 01:58 AM
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High School JV
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Austin, TX
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Hmmm....pergatory and a "high" in Level I...
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"I'm evil." "Oh you are not!" "Oh I am too." -- Brak |
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05-01-2003, 05:54 AM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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second level for me. looks like I get to be the cleanup man.
ah, what the hell.
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster |
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05-01-2003, 06:49 AM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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I'm joining Fonzie in the City of Dis, the 6th level. Just missed out on an eternity in lilmbo, though. That could actually have had its advantages.
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05-01-2003, 07:39 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
M any and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer. |
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05-01-2003, 08:02 AM
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Mascot
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Doohh...!!! Eigth level of hell for me. it's going to be a long eternity
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05-01-2003, 08:16 AM
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Jersey
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Seems to be the common destination-- 2nd level for me
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05-01-2003, 08:20 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
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I am a heretic on the 6th level. Yeah like I didn't already know that!
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05-01-2003, 08:28 AM
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Team Chaplain
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Just outside Des Moines, IA
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According to the quiz, I landed in Purgatory. Of course, that would be difficult, since there is no such place.
In fact, I could have spared us all a lot of trouble and came up with a much shorter quiz. Oh well. I guess that's why it's called the Divine "Comedy."
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Winner of 6 FOFC Scribe Awards, including 3 Gold Scribes Founder of the ZFL, 2004 Golden Scribe Dynasty of the Year Now bringing The Des Moines Dragons back to life, and the joke's on YOU, NFL! I came to the Crossroad. I took it. And that has made all the difference. |
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05-01-2003, 08:45 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Avondale, AZ, USA, Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
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I wound up in the sixth level of hell. I've been a baaaad boy.
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"I guess I'll fade into Bolivian." -Mike Tyson, after being knocked out by Lennox Lewis. Proud Dumba** Elect of the "Biggest Dumba** of FOFC Award" Author of the 2004 Golden Scribe Gold Trophy for Best Basketball Dynasty, It Rhymes With Puke. |
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05-01-2003, 08:51 AM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Canada eh
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Wow, for a while there I thought I was the most evil person on this board, guess I can settle for being the third most evil person though, I mean so far I've got 7th level to myself.
Well, guess I'll be with Airhog's gf too, she look good holding a pitchfork?
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"I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby |
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05-01-2003, 09:11 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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I'm heading to level 3. Just me and Cerebus. I got a very high on level 5 and a high on level 8
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Bearcat729 on XBox Live and PSN |
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05-01-2003, 09:49 AM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
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3rd level for me...but I got a high score in violence...
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Just trying to get by unnoticed... Loyal fan of the Edmonton Oilers and Philadelphia Eagles. |
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05-01-2003, 10:07 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Hmm, they peg me for level 3 as well. A little too lustful and way too gluttonous apparently (low in everything else though).
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05-01-2003, 11:04 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: California
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The much shorter quiz: 1 - Are you a sinner? 2 - Do you have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ, in that He is your Savior? -- If you answered yes to both questions, you're going to heaven. -- If you answered no to number one, yes to number two, well you need to read up on the topic of sin a little more ... otherwise you're going to heaven ... though you may get a talking to at at Pearly Gates. -- If you answer no to number two, it doesn't matter about number one ... you're going to hell. Sure you could add those other questions in there ... but in the end it all comes down to "salvation by grace through faith in Jesus Christ." |
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05-01-2003, 11:24 AM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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skippy, you sure you want to get this going?
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster |
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05-01-2003, 11:27 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Bravo, mrskippy. Thank God for grace... otherwise I'd be royally screwed in the afterlife (sort of like Jon Lovitz in "Little Nicky") |
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05-01-2003, 11:28 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: California
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Hey the original quiz said I was going to hell ... this shorter quiz says I'm going to heaven ... what gives?
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05-01-2003, 11:30 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where you live
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this quiz sucks, it's not even funny
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if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? |
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05-01-2003, 11:31 AM
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Mascot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Skip....what's hell like? Just absence of God, or is it the fiery pit where we're doing like 1 million pushups in 500 degree weather for all eternity?
Just curious. 
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It's not my show, but I'm on that show - Dick Juaron |
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05-01-2003, 11:36 AM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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ok, I gave some warning...
Jesus and me was having some coffee at Starbucks. I was having a decaf latte (high blood pressure) and Jesus was having a triple expresso. Damn I am envious of those divine dudes. Anyhow, Jesus says to me that you cats are going to hell anyway because the number one rule is "don't be a tool in my name."
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 05-01-2003 at 11:46 AM. |
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05-01-2003, 11:39 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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I just listened to Disco Inferno in WinAmp....yes, I had downloaded the mp3. What level of hell does that get me?
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05-01-2003, 11:41 AM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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the Dread Zepplin version?
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster |
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05-01-2003, 11:45 AM
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Mascot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Disco Inferno.....13 minutes of 70's dancin' bliss. :sigh:
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It's not my show, but I'm on that show - Dick Juaron |
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05-01-2003, 11:47 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Mad City, WI
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Level 5 for me.
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05-01-2003, 11:50 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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No, not Dread Zepplin (didn't know they covered Disco Inferno...); and it was only a 6:28 version, not an extended mix.
On to Funkytown!!
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05-01-2003, 11:50 AM
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Team Chaplain
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Just outside Des Moines, IA
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No, no, my bad. I started it. Should have known skipp would jump in. C'mon, skipp, I was trying to be subtle
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Winner of 6 FOFC Scribe Awards, including 3 Gold Scribes Founder of the ZFL, 2004 Golden Scribe Dynasty of the Year Now bringing The Des Moines Dragons back to life, and the joke's on YOU, NFL! I came to the Crossroad. I took it. And that has made all the difference. |
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05-01-2003, 11:54 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: California
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And that's exactly why I'm not going to make this debate. Just trying to add a little food for thought ...
So people can have more than just hell as an option. |
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05-01-2003, 12:06 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where you live
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Yeah, they could go to Wisconsin too, but that's basically the same thing.
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if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? |
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05-01-2003, 12:28 PM
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Mascot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Level 1 for me. Reading the description of it, it reminds me a lot of downstate Illinois.
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It's not my show, but I'm on that show - Dick Juaron |
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05-01-2003, 12:31 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where you live
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hey rope, why don't you go fellate John Shoop some more, I hear he's thinking of adding another WR screen to the playbook this season
:P
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if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? |
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05-01-2003, 12:35 PM
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Kennesaw, GA
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05-01-2003, 12:38 PM
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Mascot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Stopped doing that awhile ago; he has no balls so there was no real payoff. Note to Bears: Chicks dig touchdowns. not punts.
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It's not my show, but I'm on that show - Dick Juaron |
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