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04-18-2003, 10:59 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Oddest/Funniest Song Titles
I've just been introduced to a new band (well, new to me) called Freak Kitchen. Basically, think Nuno-esque Extreme, but more metal and more diverse than just 80's hard rock.
Anyway, looking at some of their back catalog, they have songs with the following titles: Mr. Kashchei and the 13 prostitutes Six Dildo Bob and the Bluegrass Samba from Hell Vaseline Bizniz Taste My Fist So it got me thinking about other funny and/or odd song titles. One of my favorite bands, Thought Industry, has a whole slew of them: Daterape Cookbook Love Is America Spelled Backwards Pinto Award in Literature Fruit Cake and Cider Atomic Stroller Helps None 24 Hrs. Ago I Could Breathe/Dec. 11th Encounter With a Hick I'm Lonely (And Grooving Like Cancer) The Waitress in the Bar Orbiting Io Satan in the Gift Shop And then there's one of my favorites from Mr. Bungle, My Ass Is on Fire. So, throw your favorites out there!
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04-18-2003, 11:08 AM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Reggie and the Full Effect has some good ones..
my favorite would be "Dwarf Invasion" |
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04-18-2003, 11:12 AM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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A few I like:
I spent my last $10.00 on birthcontrol and beer. - Two Nice Girls Take the Skinheads Bowling - Camper Van Beethoven Holiday in Cambodia - Dead Kennedy's Salsa y Ketchup - Zander Schloss
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04-18-2003, 11:16 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Mad City, WI
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We could have a whole category for Weird Al, although they're not quite as screwed up as many of the ones Ksyrup posted:
Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White She Never Told Me She Was a Mime Spam Frank's 2000" TV The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota (note: yes, I've been there) |
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04-18-2003, 11:33 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Atari Track and Field / New Controller Conspiracy - Atom and His Package
All the Rockstar Jobs are Taken - Dylan Hicks I Hate You, Fuck You, Leave Me Alone - Reel Big Fish Of Minor Prophets and Their Prostitute Wives - Pedro the Lion Talking Shit About a Pretty Sunset - Modest Mouse Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts - Less Than Jake Help Save The Youth Of America From Exploding - Less Than Jake How to Approach Robert Redford - Emmanuel the Florist One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces - Ben Folds Five |
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04-18-2003, 12:24 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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A number of years ago my dad, uncle, brother and I were on a trip to Sweden, Norway, and Denmark and The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota was adopted as our theme song. Every morning when we got started driving, that was the first song that we played...
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04-18-2003, 12:30 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts - Less Than Jake
Help Save The Youth Of America From Exploding - Less Than Jake Wasn't sure if those were good enough, but I definately considered posting them...  Also, All My Bestfriends Are Metalheads is another good title, and a great song. |
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04-18-2003, 12:42 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Mojo Nixon has some good ones too:
Stuffin Martha's Muffin (about Martha Quinn from MTV) Debbie Gibson is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child Disney is the Enemy Girlfriend in a Coma Tie My Pecker to My Leg Beer Ain't Drinkin Poontango She's All Liquored Up She's Vibrator Dependant |
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04-18-2003, 02:13 PM
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Here is one from a GREAT band that we all know. However, it is an album title and not a song.
 REO Speedwagon - You Can Tune A Piano, But You Can't Tuna Fish HornsManiac |
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04-18-2003, 04:51 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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These are the finest queen boys (i've ever seen) - The Frogs
Relationshit - Godheadsilo These glyphs are dusty - The Champs |
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04-18-2003, 10:09 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Seattle WA
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I like some of the great country titles:
I'm in love with you baby and I dont' even know your name three minute poistive not too country uptempo love song Jesus drop kicked me over the goal post of life
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04-18-2003, 11:44 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Another ska fan, excellent. Though I must give you some advice, if you ever see a band that calls their must skacore, run Just trust me on this one... |
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04-19-2003, 12:08 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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lol, bad experience?
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04-19-2003, 12:37 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Yes. Bad experience with both the music and band members.
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04-19-2003, 04:51 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
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"Boston Tea Bag Party" by Burnt By the Sun
"Fetus On the Beat" by Dog Fashion Disco "Pour Some Urine on Me" by Dog Fashion Disco Anything by Anal Cunt. |
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04-19-2003, 08:15 PM
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Central PA
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Oh my God, I can't believe that someone else actually knows of this song...I've been waiting for this sequence of words for years!
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04-20-2003, 12:18 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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[quote]Originally posted by ShovelMonkey
Oh my God, I can't believe that someone else actually knows of this song...I've been waiting for this sequence of words for years! [/QUOTE hallo americans this is claus from common denominators this is the dwarf invasion |
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04-20-2003, 08:11 PM
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Mascot
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Maryland by way of Arizona
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From the NOFX album "45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Other Records"
Go To Work Wasted Please Stop F**king My Mom Fun Things To F**k (If You're A Winner) and of course the best one of all time: We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows |
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04-20-2003, 08:29 PM
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Strategy Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: North Carolina
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"pumping iron for enya" - atom and his package
and there are definitely some great Mr. Bungle titles. Man, everything off their first two albums was excellent. ahhh, the girls of porn.
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04-20-2003, 08:35 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Other Atom titles:
Anarchy Means I Litter If You Own The Washington Redskins, You're a Cock What We Do On Christmas Punk Rock Academy Son Of Poop And George Me and My Black Metal Friends (I Hope I Die) Before My Friends Do Undercover Funny Upside Down From Here |
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04-20-2003, 08:53 PM
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Strategy Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: North Carolina
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don't forget the instrumental "sting cannot possibly be the same guy who was in the police"
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04-20-2003, 08:59 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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the cramps are good for a few:
Dr. Fucker M.D. (Musical Deviant) Papa Satan Sang Louie Swing the Big Eyed Rabbit (Hot Pool of) Womanneed Eyeball in My Martini Rev. Horton heat has a few as well: Big Dwarf Rodeo Nurture My Pig!
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04-20-2003, 09:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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Holy shit! Fritz listens to The Dead Kennedys?
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I can understand Brutus at every meaning, but that parahraphy threw me for a loop. |
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04-20-2003, 09:40 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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holy shit you would be shocked at my music collection, not to mention my taste in literature. I can enjoy Jello Biafra without buying into his fucked up world view.
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 04-20-2003 at 09:52 PM. |
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04-20-2003, 09:41 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Is your taste in litature similiar to your taste in men?
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04-20-2003, 09:51 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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yes, but my taste in literature is quite different.
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04-20-2003, 10:17 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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San Dimas High School Football Rules - The Ataris
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04-21-2003, 07:51 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Dayton, OH
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Alan is a Cowboy Killer - McLusky
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05-12-2003, 10:13 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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All songs from Curl Up And Die..
-"100 m.p.h .vomit dedicated to jon " -"doctor doom. a man of science doesnt believe in jesus why the fuck do you? " -"youd be cuter if i shot you in the face " -"make like a computer and get with the program " -"kissing you is like licking an ashtray " -"rich hall (runner up in a carson daly lookalike contest) " Last edited by korme : 05-12-2003 at 10:15 PM. |
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05-12-2003, 10:25 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Somerville, MA
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rock on i was going to grab one of my nofx albums when i saw this thread. enough of this emo, ska, and indie crap that gets mentioned around here all the time  anyway... "Angels Pissing On Your Head" by the Swingin' Utters and "A Mexican Funeral in Paris" by Shane MacGowan ps "Too Drunk to Fuck" should be mentined when talking about the Dead Kennedys |
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05-12-2003, 10:30 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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I think The Amish Armada had some funny song titles, as their stage act was quite amusing as well. Rumor was their act got them banned from doing shows in Canada, though I'd doubt the accuracy of that.
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05-12-2003, 10:30 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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Metronome Arthritis
Shaking Hand Incision Invalid Litter Dept. One Armed Scissor |
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05-12-2003, 10:36 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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hell yeah at the drive in, 2 of my favorites
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05-12-2003, 10:44 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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At the Drive In is quite good. As for The Ataris one you posted earlier Shorty, San Dimas High School Football Rules is only funny if you know the reference.
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05-12-2003, 10:52 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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Eunuch Provocateur
So ATDI fans, Sparta or Mars Volta... personally, I like Sparta more, but hell I already saw them this year in concert, now its time to go see the other one. |
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05-13-2003, 08:41 AM
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Resident Curmudgeon
Join Date: Oct 2002
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An oldie, "You Dun Stomped My Heart and Mashed That Sucker Flat"
The rest of you guys listen to way too vulgar music. |
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05-13-2003, 08:59 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I can't believe I forgot these gems from Type O Negative:
Unsuccessfully Coping With the Natural Beauty of Infidelity (I Know You're Fucking Someone Else) The Misinterpretation of Silence and its Disastrous Consequences Gravitational Constant: G = 6.67 x 10-8 cm-3 gm-1 sec-2 Everyone I Love Is Dead The Glorious Liberation of the People's Technocratic Republic of Vinnland by the Combined Forces of the United Territories of Europa Kill All the White People We Hate Everyone
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 05-13-2003 at 09:00 AM. |
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05-13-2003, 09:00 AM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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From one of my favorie bands - Game Theory - has plent of nifty song titles:
Turn Me On Dead Man All Clockwork and No Bodily Fluids Makes Hal A Dull Metal Humbert Like a Girl Jesus Watch Who You're Calling Space Garbage Meteor Mouth Pretty Green Card Shark Bad Year at U.C.L.A. Nine Lives to Rigel Five Dripping With Looks In Heaven Every Elephant Baby Wants To Be So Full Of Sting DEFMACROS - HOWSOMETH - INGDOTIME - SALENGTHS - OMETHINGL - ETBFOLLOW - AAFTERNOO - NGETPRESE - NTMOMENTI - FTHINGSWO - NTALWAYSB - ETHISWAYT - BCACAUSEA - BWASTEAFT - ERNOONWHE - NEQBMERET - URNFROMSH - OWLITTLEG - REENPLACE - 27
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05-13-2003, 09:45 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: norwich, UK
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charles bronson - "Let's Start Another War So I Can Sing About Stopping It"
spazz - "A Prayer For The Complete & Utter Eradication of All Generic Pop-Punk" combatwoundedveteran - "I've got a slingshot, wanna get hurt?" combatwoundedveteran - "my spine! my spine! my spine!" combatwoundedveteran - "watchings stock car racing on my wedding night" combatwoundedveteran - "christ my leg is sore" reggie and the full effect are one of the worst bands i have ever heard. |
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05-13-2003, 10:21 AM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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From the Rev. Billy C. Wirtz
Honky Tonk Hermphrodite Mennonite Surf Party Waffle House Fire From Mojo Nixon The Amazing Bigfoot Diet Gonna Put My Face on a Nuclear Bomb I'm Living With a Three-Foot Anti-Christ Jesus at Mcdonald's Don't Want No Foo-Foo Haircut on My Head Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child She's Vibrator Dependent Put a Sex Mo-Sheen in the White House (heh, released in 1990) Art Fag Shuffle Bring Me the Head of David Geffen
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05-13-2003, 10:26 AM
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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Pretty much anything by They Might be Giants.
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05-13-2003, 10:52 AM
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High School JV
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Michigan
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Ween--
Poop Ship Destroyer Flies On My Dick Touch My Tooter Hey Fatboy (Asshole) |
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