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Old 11-16-2004, 06:32 PM   #1
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Beavers Make Dam Out of Stolen Money

Tue Nov 16, 3:18 PM ET

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GREENSBURG, La. - These eager beavers had a whole new slant on money laundering. A bag of bills stolen from a casino was snapped up by beavers who wove thousands of dollars in soggy currency into the sticks and brush of their dam on a creek in eastern Louisiana.


"They hadn't torn the bills up. They were still whole," said Maj. Michael Martin of the St. Helena Parish sheriff's office.

The money was part of $70,000 to $75,000 taken last week from the Lucky Dollar Casino in Greensburg.

St. Helena Parish deputies searched for the money for days until a lawyer, hoping to make a deal with prosecutors for a client, called and said the money had been discarded in the creek, Police Chief Ronald Harrell said.

Officers searched the creek during the weekend, finding one money bag right away and spotting a second downstream against the beaver dam.

The third bag of cash couldn't be found, Martin said, so deputies started breaking down the beaver dam to drain the pond it was holding. That was when they saw the dam's expensive decoration. They eventually found the missing bag, which the beavers hadn't completely emptied.

"The casino people were elated" to get the money back, even if some of it was wet, Harrell said.

Altogether, deputies found about $40,000, and they expect to find the rest in a safety deposit box at a bank in Mississippi, authorities said.


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Old 11-16-2004, 06:41 PM   #2
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Thems some fuzzy beavers.
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Old 11-16-2004, 06:50 PM   #3
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Money loving beavers...
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Old 11-16-2004, 06:50 PM   #4
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Wow. Those were pretty expensive...beavers....if you know what I mean.
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Old 11-16-2004, 06:52 PM   #5
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from Naked Gun

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Jane: Thanks.. I just had it stuffed.
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Old 11-17-2004, 12:08 AM   #6
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Beavers and money. Like those two things haven't been linked together since the dawn of time.
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Old 11-17-2004, 12:10 AM   #7
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I think Crafty Beavers would make a great band name.
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Old 11-17-2004, 12:24 AM   #8
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i love getting beavers wet.
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