Man Gets Penis Stuck In Padlock?

The_herd · 02-21-2004, 04:07 AM

There really isn't much you can say about this.

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Man Gets Penis Stuck In Padlock?

MOSCOW, Russia -- A Russian man has been told he will have a bent penis for the rest of his life after getting it stuck in a padlock.

Firemen in Moscow spent an hour freeing the 20-year-old man after he called emergency services after a sex game went wrong.

A doctor at Moscow's Hospital No.50, where the man was treated, told local daily newspaper Moskovsky Komsomolets: "His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function."

Firemen used cold water and grease to try to release the padlock before finally cutting it free with a saw.

Booj · 02-21-2004, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by The_herd

There really isn't much you can say about this.

Sure there is...

Ouch.

Eaglesfan27 · 02-21-2004, 08:07 AM

Cutting it free with a saw!?! What if they slipped?

FBPro · 02-21-2004, 08:22 AM

Then it would be bent...............................

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