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MJ4H · 04-19-2010, 05:11 PM

What's the deal? I need more reading material. I come here and there is like one new post per 30 minutes or something. This isn't a rest home, nancy boys. Get crackin'.

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Got it, girls?

ffs

panerd · 04-19-2010, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MJ4H

What's the deal? I need more reading material. I come here and there is like one new post per 30 minutes or something. This isn't a rest home, nancy boys. Get crackin'.

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Got it, girls?

ffs

Having MBBF on ignore has probably cut the amount of new posts in half.

MJ4H · 04-19-2010, 05:17 PM

Fair point.

That was good, though. Do it again. This time with more feeling.

I'm fucking BORED here people. Maybe I'll take him off of ignore and start insulting the football coach or something.

Atocep · 04-19-2010, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MJ4H

Fair point.

That was good, though. Do it again. This time with more feeling.

I'm fucking BORED here people. Maybe I'll take him off of ignore and start insulting the football coach or something.

An Anderson vs Petrino throwdown would liven things up a bit.

MJ4H · 04-19-2010, 05:23 PM

Man, I'm almost down for that. It is seriously slow around here. I wonder if posting a picture of my back hair would speed up or slow down posting.

k0ruptr · 04-19-2010, 05:31 PM

I'm bored as shit too, get to it ladies.

path12 · 04-19-2010, 05:35 PM

Jesus. Can't you people entertain yourselves for one friggin' day?

Travis · 04-19-2010, 05:37 PM

So does this mean you've officially made it through all the porn on the internet or are you just on a break?

MJ4H · 04-19-2010, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by path12

Jesus. Can't you people entertain yourselves for one friggin' day?

No. Got any dance moves?

path12 · 04-19-2010, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MJ4H

No. Got any dance moves?

I spin myself right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round.

Best I can do on short notice.

lighthousekeeper · 04-19-2010, 05:41 PM

we need something to discuss while we wait for fof2010

AENeuman · 04-19-2010, 05:46 PM

I know I've been waiting too. Here are some possible topics starters:

"Citi posts $4.4B profit; CEO thanks taxpayers for bailout".... In other news: Millions drown in great flood, Noah thanks God for bailout

Arizona Immigration Law: "...it would require police to question people about their immigration status if there's reason to suspect they're in the country illegally. Other provisions allow citizen lawsuits against government agencies that hinder enforcement of immigration laws, and make it illegal for people to hire illegal immigrants for day labor or knowingly transport them."

When they get to shoot first, then ask for a green card I'll support it.

Pope's No. 2: Pedophilia linked to homosexuality He went on to later state being a "Hitler Youth" surprisingly has no link to the Nazi's

Karlifornia · 04-19-2010, 05:50 PM

I just ate a Double Down from KFC. It was decent for fast food.

sovereignstar · 04-19-2010, 05:53 PM

anyone have any towel ideas?

k0ruptr · 04-19-2010, 05:59 PM

I just read a damn article about how they are using DSi's in Mcdonalds Japan to train employees, it was semi interesting, and then I watched a boring ass video about it.

McDonald's Trains New Employees with this Nintendo DS Game - mcdonald's nintendo DS - Gizmodo

cartman · 04-19-2010, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

anyone have any towel ideas?

Pyser · 04-19-2010, 06:09 PM

mostawesomestthingever.com

Pumpy Tudors · 04-19-2010, 06:47 PM

I'd post, but I won't.

Chief Rum · 04-19-2010, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Towlie, you're the worst character ever.

Chief Rum · 04-19-2010, 11:12 PM

BTW, I think it's great that cartman posted that.

NewIdentity · 04-20-2010, 07:34 AM

Congratulations! You have reached the end of the internet. There are no more pages for you to look at, you must now turn off your computer - go outside - and do something productive.

THE END!

Logan · 04-20-2010, 08:29 AM

I gotta say I do agree with this. I just posted in the Big Ben thread, and that was the first new post since an MBBF post 21 minutes prior. And since half the people on here don't even see his posts, it's basically even longer.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-20-2010, 10:56 AM

hey dudes i got to bowl one shot last friday for $150 if i got a strike but i missed and didnt get a strike so i didn't get the $150 but my next three shots were strikes but too bad they dont pay me for that but i am itching like whoa right now peace

Passacaglia · 04-20-2010, 10:56 AM

Pumpy Tudors · 04-20-2010, 10:58 AM

uncalled for

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 04-20-2010, 11:02 AM

demi-moore.jpg

cartman · 04-20-2010, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

hey dudes i got to bowl one shot last friday for $150 if i got a strike but i missed and didnt get a strike so i didn't get the $150 but my next three shots were strikes but too bad they dont pay me for that but i am itching like whoa right now peace

Check out crabrevenge.com. That might explain the itching.

RendeR · 04-20-2010, 11:38 AM

NTO is definitely moving this thread back from the "most worthless thread ever" ranks.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 04-20-2010, 11:42 AM

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DaddyTorgo · 04-20-2010, 12:21 PM

the board has been undergoing a bit of a slowdown lately.

Ksyrup · 04-20-2010, 12:39 PM

A lot longer than that. One of the reasons I've taken a couple of large time-outs from FOFC is the volume of posting had died down drastically.

I think it's partially because people like JeeberD have become responsible adults, people like Shorty are becoming responsible 14 year olds, and people like Rkmsf have disappeared entirely.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-20-2010, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

A lot longer than that. One of the reasons I've taken a couple of large time-outs from FOFC is the volume of posting had died down drastically.

I think it's partially because people like JeeberD have become responsible adults, people like Shorty are becoming responsible 14 year olds, and people like Rkmsf have disappeared entirely.

The volume of posts is exactly the same. It's just that the 95% of the content is now related to the University of Missouri.

DaddyTorgo · 04-20-2010, 12:46 PM

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The volume of posts is exactly the same. It's just that the 95% of the content is now related to the University of Missouri.

as opposed to UGA??

Poli · 04-20-2010, 12:48 PM

or USC.

Ksyrup · 04-20-2010, 12:53 PM

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The volume of posts is exactly the same. It's just that the 95% of the content is now related to the University of Missouri.

Too much serious talk and not enough stupidity around here, IMO. Ironically, I don't have much interest in discussing football anymore, so I usually take the second half of the year off from FOFC. But I miss the bestiality and naked burglars pissing in the library-type of threads we use to have around here. No one took up that charge and ran with it after a few of us let it lapse. About the closest thing we have to that is the occasional Kathy Griffin sighting.

Raiders Army · 04-20-2010, 12:57 PM

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NorvTurnerOverdrive · 04-20-2010, 12:58 PM

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Mustang · 04-20-2010, 01:01 PM

The board needs more mock anger and political threads.

Autumn · 04-20-2010, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

The board needs more mock anger and political threads.

How Dare You!!??!!

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 04-20-2010, 01:15 PM

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stevew · 04-20-2010, 01:16 PM

Julliane Moore supposedly goes at it with Amanda Seyfried in the movie Chloe. As with any on screen lesbianism, I'm sure it's not graphic at all, and there may not even be any exposed boobs. Anyone seen this, as they're two of my favorites.

Ksyrup · 04-20-2010, 01:16 PM

Board needs more...

Coke kingpin Douglas Spink busted for running bestiality farm in Washington state

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Monday, April 19th 2010, 9:49 AM

SEATTLE — A convicted cocaine smuggler has been arrested for running what authorities say appears to be a bestiality farm in Washington state in which visitors could engage in all sorts of twisted sex acts with animals.

Douglas Spink was arrested at his ramshackle, heavily wooded compound near the Canadian border along with a 51-year-old tourist from Great Britain who is accused of having sex with three dogs.

Dozens of dogs, horses and pet mice were seized, along with what investigators described as thousands of images of bestiality and apparent child pornography. The mice were euthanized, said Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo, whose office assisted federal agents in the case.

"This stuff is just truly bizarre," he said. "These were mice that had their tails cut off, they were smothered in Vaseline and they had string tied around them."

It wasn't immediately clear whether other zoophilic tourists had been to Spink's farm, but Assistant U.S. Attorney Susan Roe said Friday, "I expect there may have been other people visiting the property."

Spink has not been charged with any bestiality or child porn charges at this point, only with violating the terms of his supervised release. Stephen Clarke of Peterborough, England, was arrested on state charges for allegedly abusing the dogs.

Spink's lawyer, Howard Phillips, insisted there's no evidence his client violated the terms of his release. "There's no hard evidence he's been engaging in bestiality at all," Phillips said.

Spink, who has a history of training and breeding dogs and horses, appeared in U.S. District Court in Seattle on Friday and was ordered detained pending another hearing, set for April 30. He calls his operation Exitpoint Stallions Limitee and expounds at length on its Web site about his philosophy.

"Are we unconventional in our approach to stallion care? Absolutely," he writes.

He later adds: "We don't wall off sexual energy in our stallions as something dangerous or inappropriate, but rather channel that energy towards positive, safe, appropriate paths. There's a proper time and place for it, and we work towards those sorts of skills rather than fighting un-winnable fights against deeply-rooted instincts."

Spink, 39, made a fortune in Oregon buying and selling small companies in the 1990s and was known as an adrenaline junkie, listing rockclimbing and base-jumping off cliffs, radio towers and bridges among his hobbies.

But by 2002 his wealth had evaporated. He filed for bankruptcy as creditors sought millions from him, and he began running cocaine and marijuana across the border for a local drug kingpin.

stevew · 04-20-2010, 01:17 PM

Anyone want a team in the RWBL2.0?

cartman · 04-20-2010, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

"There's no hard evidence he's been engaging in bestiality at all," Phillips said.

I see what his lawyer did there.

DataKing · 04-20-2010, 01:24 PM

Lemmywinks?

Logan · 04-20-2010, 01:26 PM

Pumpy wants to know why they bothered cutting the tails off if they were just gonna use string instead, as he views it as being counterproductive.

Ksyrup · 04-20-2010, 01:27 PM

That question came to my mind, too. I'll admit it. Perhaps we should ask Mr. Slave.

DanGarion · 04-20-2010, 01:29 PM

If only we had a best TV Show ever tournament...

Mustang · 04-20-2010, 01:31 PM

Mooretoe

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 04-20-2010, 01:49 PM

for the win...

DudleyMoore.jpg

04-19-2010, 05:17 PM	#3
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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	A lot longer than that. One of the reasons I've taken a couple of large time-outs from FOFC is the volume of posting had died down drastically. I think it's partially because people like JeeberD have become responsible adults, people like Shorty are becoming responsible 14 year olds, and people like Rkmsf have disappeared entirely. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Julliane Moore supposedly goes at it with Amanda Seyfried in the movie Chloe. As with any on screen lesbianism, I'm sure it's not graphic at all, and there may not even be any exposed boobs. Anyone seen this, as they're two of my favorites.

04-20-2010, 01:16 PM	#42
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Board needs more... Coke kingpin Douglas Spink busted for running bestiality farm in Washington state THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Monday, April 19th 2010, 9:49 AM SEATTLE — A convicted cocaine smuggler has been arrested for running what authorities say appears to be a bestiality farm in Washington state in which visitors could engage in all sorts of twisted sex acts with animals. Douglas Spink was arrested at his ramshackle, heavily wooded compound near the Canadian border along with a 51-year-old tourist from Great Britain who is accused of having sex with three dogs. Dozens of dogs, horses and pet mice were seized, along with what investigators described as thousands of images of bestiality and apparent child pornography. The mice were euthanized, said Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo, whose office assisted federal agents in the case. "This stuff is just truly bizarre," he said. "These were mice that had their tails cut off, they were smothered in Vaseline and they had string tied around them." It wasn't immediately clear whether other zoophilic tourists had been to Spink's farm, but Assistant U.S. Attorney Susan Roe said Friday, "I expect there may have been other people visiting the property." Spink has not been charged with any bestiality or child porn charges at this point, only with violating the terms of his supervised release. Stephen Clarke of Peterborough, England, was arrested on state charges for allegedly abusing the dogs. Spink's lawyer, Howard Phillips, insisted there's no evidence his client violated the terms of his release. "There's no hard evidence he's been engaging in bestiality at all," Phillips said. Spink, who has a history of training and breeding dogs and horses, appeared in U.S. District Court in Seattle on Friday and was ordered detained pending another hearing, set for April 30. He calls his operation Exitpoint Stallions Limitee and expounds at length on its Web site about his philosophy. "Are we unconventional in our approach to stallion care? Absolutely," he writes. He later adds: "We don't wall off sexual energy in our stallions as something dangerous or inappropriate, but rather channel that energy towards positive, safe, appropriate paths. There's a proper time and place for it, and we work towards those sorts of skills rather than fighting un-winnable fights against deeply-rooted instincts." Spink, 39, made a fortune in Oregon buying and selling small companies in the 1990s and was known as an adrenaline junkie, listing rockclimbing and base-jumping off cliffs, radio towers and bridges among his hobbies. But by 2002 his wealth had evaporated. He filed for bankruptcy as creditors sought millions from him, and he began running cocaine and marijuana across the border for a local drug kingpin. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 04-20-2010 at 01:16 PM.

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