OT: What kind of Pizza would you want to $¢rew?

Fritz · 05-12-2003, 11:31 AM

$ added for $kydog

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J-dogg:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

So what kind of pizza would you want to $¢rew?

Butter · 05-12-2003, 11:37 AM

Definitely nothing with sausage.

Marmel · 05-12-2003, 11:46 AM

I prefer a Calzone for my $crewing.

Fritz · 05-12-2003, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by Marmel
I prefer a Calzone for my $crewing.

ah, a hot pocket man.

cuervo72 · 05-12-2003, 11:52 AM

Definitely anchovy - fishy, salty and stinky.

cuervo72 · 05-12-2003, 11:52 AM

And fuzzy too.

CamEdwards · 05-12-2003, 11:53 AM

nothing with mushrooms. screwing fungus is wrong.

JeeberD · 05-12-2003, 11:57 AM

Give me some canadian bacon any day. Oh yeah, that's it...

Ksyrup · 05-12-2003, 12:02 PM

Pineapple and extra cheese, but make it smooth cheddar - no cottage cheese, please.

Butter · 05-12-2003, 12:04 PM

A teriyaki chicken pizza. Man, those Asians are hot.

Rich1033 · 05-12-2003, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by JeeberD
Give me some canadian bacon any day. Oh yeah, that's it...

I knew you liked to go hoggin

tucker342 · 05-12-2003, 06:43 PM

I would turn that pizza into a stuffed crust...

or something

Franklinnoble · 05-12-2003, 06:56 PM

I once shagged a Big New Yorker...

ISiddiqui · 05-13-2003, 12:28 AM

Can't have any garlic on it either... the ladies just wouldn't be pleased with that.

bbor · 05-13-2003, 12:32 AM

Hrm....what won't get stuck under foreskin?

GoldenEagle · 05-13-2003, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by ISiddiqui
Can't have any garlic on it either... the ladies just wouldn't be pleased with that.

If your screwing pizza, I dont think your getting laid by any girls.

Airhog · 05-13-2003, 01:02 AM

wheres wilzone at when ya need it.

ISiddiqui · 05-13-2003, 01:14 AM

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If your screwing pizza, I dont think your getting laid by any girls.

Don't underestimate the power of the pizza.

IMetTrentGreen · 05-17-2003, 12:31 AM

i think fritz forgot the link

Senator · 05-17-2003, 10:31 AM

What the hell kind of thread is this????

Oh..... Fritz. Nevermind.

05-12-2003, 11:37 AM	#2
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	Definitely nothing with sausage. __________________ My listening habits

05-12-2003, 11:46 AM	#3
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	I prefer a Calzone for my $crewing. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

05-12-2003, 11:52 AM	#5
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Definitely anchovy - fishy, salty and stinky. __________________ null

05-12-2003, 11:52 AM	#6
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	And fuzzy too. __________________ null

05-12-2003, 11:53 AM	#7
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	nothing with mushrooms. screwing fungus is wrong. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

05-12-2003, 11:57 AM	#8
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Give me some canadian bacon any day. Oh yeah, that's it... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-12-2003, 12:02 PM	#9
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Pineapple and extra cheese, but make it smooth cheddar - no cottage cheese, please. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-12-2003, 12:04 PM	#10
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	A teriyaki chicken pizza. Man, those Asians are hot. __________________ My listening habits

05-12-2003, 06:43 PM	#12
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	I would turn that pizza into a stuffed crust... or something

05-12-2003, 06:56 PM	#13
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I once shagged a Big New Yorker...

05-13-2003, 12:28 AM	#14
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	Can't have any garlic on it either... the ladies just wouldn't be pleased with that. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

05-13-2003, 12:32 AM	#15
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Hrm....what won't get stuck under foreskin? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

05-13-2003, 01:02 AM	#17
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	wheres wilzone at when ya need it. __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

05-17-2003, 12:31 AM	#19
IMetTrentGreen College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Austin, Texas	i think fritz forgot the link Last edited by IMetTrentGreen : 05-17-2003 at 12:34 AM.

05-17-2003, 10:31 AM	#20
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	What the hell kind of thread is this???? Oh..... Fritz. Nevermind. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

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