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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Fresno, CA
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So my arrest is scheduled for this afternoon
It hadn't occurred to me to look here for bail money, but my wife who is quite frequently reading the board now (Which I find a little unsettling, but that is for another post), suggested that you fellows might be willing to help bail me out.
In short, I'm going to be locked up for charity this afternoon. I need to raise $2500 in bail, or I'll never get out of the local bar where I'm going to be held. All proceeds benefit the Muscular Dystrophy Association. If you're at all interested in contributing to a good cause, and getting back to the office while you're at it, please consider following the attached link. https://www.joinmda.org/fresnotelu09/smcclure The police come take me away in 20 minutes. |
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08-18-2009, 02:43 PM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Locked in a bar? The trick here is to get to $2499, and never get that last dollar!
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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08-18-2009, 02:48 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Fresno, CA
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Oh just a clarification. I haven't been drafted by the Bengals.
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08-18-2009, 03:06 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: An Oregonian deep in the heart of Texas.
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watch your cornhole, man
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08-18-2009, 03:12 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Here
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Hey you might get a nice offer from the Eagles.
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08-18-2009, 11:18 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Fresno, CA
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I want to thank those of you who contributed. It is for a good cause, and between the $800 donated online and the dollars I was able to cajole out of my friends over the phone, we raised over $1500 for Muscular Dystrophy. Not quite the goal amount, but they let me leave the bar anyway.
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08-18-2009, 11:32 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Hi I'm Steve McLure, you might remember me from such fundraisers as MDA's MOST WANTED CITIZEN.
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08-19-2009, 08:17 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Sterling Heights, Mi
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No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man. |
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08-19-2009, 08:18 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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awesome! good for you!
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If I've ever helped you and you'd like to buy me a coffee, or just to say thanks, I have my Bitcoin and Ethereum addressed listed below :) BTC: bc1qykhsfyn9vw4ntqfgr0svj4n9tjdgufryh2pxn5 ETH: 0x2AcdC5cd88EA537063553F5b240073bE067BaCa9 |
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08-19-2009, 02:08 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Fresno, CA
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08-19-2009, 07:51 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo,NY
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Prison food rocks!!
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08-19-2009, 11:09 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The scorched Desert
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Prison Wine is better!! |
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08-19-2009, 11:12 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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Great charity - very cool of you to step up.
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