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Jonah Falcon on the Daily Show.......
Thought this deserved its own thread since not all of you frequent the Daily Show thread that might be interested in seeing this. Jonah is a regular in a lot of online text sim leagues in addition to being a freelance writer and is well known in the video game circles for his, um, well-endowed areas. So it was hilarious to actually connect a name with a..........face.
Video: Jonah Falcon Needs a Job | The Daily Show | Comedy Central |
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03-05-2010, 10:24 AM | #2 |
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His public access show is also a constant source of prank calls for the Stern show. You can find some of them on YouTube.
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03-05-2010, 10:31 AM | #3 |
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He's a classic Stern guest in the sense that I think he really believes his Z-level celebrity is based on his blogging, public access shows, and acting. That kind of delusion creates great radio in the Stern environment.
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03-05-2010, 01:06 PM | #4 |
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Jesus. I remember that tool from the Usenet days.
EDIT: By tool, I'm speaking of Jonah himself. Not his, er, tool.
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03-05-2010, 02:17 PM | #5 |
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How the hell do people even know how "big" this guy is? Because he's said so? Or are people passing pictures around? What kind of fucking freaks do we have on the internet anyway?
There's no rush in answering my questions. I'm going to be busy all weekend uploading group roller derby porn to pumpytudors.com.
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03-05-2010, 02:20 PM | #6 |
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There are pictures, and he's been in a documentary of sorts on it.
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03-05-2010, 02:49 PM | #7 |
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03-05-2010, 03:50 PM | #8 |
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There was a huge (no pun intended) Rolling Stone article about him/it. I just about fell on the floor when I turned the page and read the name "Jonah Falcon" (retarded name, btw)
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Well, there was this one time (not in band camp, I swear) on the Howard Stern Show were the great George Takei grabbed onto it and held it for a bit through the guys pants. George said it was pretty big, and liked it. FYI.
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03-06-2010, 04:00 PM | #11 |
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The only thing I know about this dude is some crap in OOTPland a few years ago.
He thought features were new that weren't and he thought features were missing that were there. I've figured the guy was an idiot ever since.
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03-06-2010, 04:33 PM | #13 |
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What was his name on the OOTP boards?
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03-06-2010, 04:42 PM | #14 |
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My first guess on who Jonah Falcon was was balloon boy. Guess I was wrong about that. What was his name?
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03-06-2010, 06:20 PM | #15 |
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03-06-2010, 07:22 PM | #16 |
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falcon crest i think
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03-07-2010, 03:21 PM | #17 |
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I don't think I want to know the penis size of anybody I'm in a text sim league with.
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03-07-2010, 03:23 PM | #18 |
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It's 9.5 flaccid, 13.5 erect.
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03-07-2010, 06:15 PM | #19 |
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And yet his life is not perfect. Shoots that theory to hell.
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Heh. I had no idea that clown had gotten semi-famous (or maybe he was famous already when he was being an idiot at the OOTP and BM forums back in the day?) He really posted some uninformed stuff.
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03-08-2010, 09:39 PM | #22 |
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Looked it up, he still has his account here but it looks like he hasn't posted since the early days of the move. I seem to recall him posting on The Sideline back in the day. When I saw him on TDS I gagged and vomitted at the same time ... I was gavomitting.
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03-08-2010, 09:57 PM | #23 |
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CamEdwards is still the most famous FOFC personality.
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03-09-2010, 01:09 AM | #25 |
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This vid was posted on a different board a couple months ago...talks about how he tried to get HBO to cast him on "Hung"...
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