05-21-2003, 09:54 AM | #1 | |||
High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Raleigh, NC
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Frank D. Fritz
Here's spam that I got today. It's good to see one of our own is able to find work at least.
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05-21-2003, 09:57 AM | #2 |
Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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well, do you want larger nuts or not?
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05-21-2003, 10:03 AM | #3 |
High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Raleigh, NC
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what, like almonds?
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05-21-2003, 10:05 AM | #4 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cinn City
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Peanuts give me heartburn.
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05-21-2003, 10:07 AM | #5 |
Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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Like fucking cantelopes.
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05-21-2003, 10:11 AM | #6 |
College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Is it an all-natural, herbal supplement?
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05-21-2003, 10:13 AM | #7 | |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cinn City
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You do? I prefer women. Well, one woman, anyway. |
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05-21-2003, 10:19 AM | #8 | |
Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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ever tried a 'lope? No bitching. No punching them in the stomach afterwards to prevent pregnancy.
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05-21-2003, 10:42 AM | #9 |
Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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American 'Lope: Starring Fritz as "The 'Lope Fucker" and Bea Arthur as "Fritz's MILF".
Coming soon to DVD.
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05-21-2003, 10:43 AM | #10 | |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cicero
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05-21-2003, 11:13 AM | #11 | |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cinn City
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Drats. Busted. |
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05-21-2003, 01:25 PM | #12 |
Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Fritz, our bastard love-child has become a spam artist.
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05-21-2003, 01:37 PM | #13 |
Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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calling someone a bastatd is all good fun until you find out that dad was killed before he could marry the mom.
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05-21-2003, 03:10 PM | #14 |
Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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I wasn't referring to YOU as the bastard love child... I was suggesting that Frank D. Fritz was OUR bastard love child.
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05-21-2003, 05:54 PM | #15 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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Sign me up for the penis enlargement Fritz!!!
I mean, ummmmmm, wait... |
05-21-2003, 05:55 PM | #16 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ...down the gravity well
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Some Frank and Beans?
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05-22-2003, 12:40 AM | #17 |
Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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hmm I guess scrotal enlargement would make my penis seem normal sized
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05-22-2003, 01:14 AM | #18 |
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Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Scottsdale, Arizona
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.....wow...wow...
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