Yes, Yes We Do

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-16-2006, 11:20 AM

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Redheads 'have more sex than blondes or brunettes'

20:14pm 15th August 2006

Blondes may have more fun but redheads have more sex, according to new research in Germany.

The study by Hamburg Sex Researcher Professor Dr Werner Habermehl looked at the sex lives of hundreds of German women and compared them with their hair colour.

He said: "The sex lives of women with red hair were clearly more active than those with other hair colour, with more partners and having sex more often than the average. The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation."

He added that women who dyed their hair red from another colour were signalling they were looking for a partner, and added: "Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better."

Psychologist Christine Baumanns said however that it may not be the women who were to blame for the better sex lives of redheads.

She said: "Red stands for passion and when a man sees a redhead he will think he is dealing with a woman who won't mess around, and gets straight to the point when it comes to sex."

First thought when I read this article was how does one get a job as a sex researcher?

Draft Dodger · 08-16-2006, 11:21 AM

meanwhile, men with red hair get no sex.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-16-2006, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

meanwhile, men with red hair get no sex.

Is this true? In that case, I might as well cancel my salon appointment for this weekend.

Draft Dodger · 08-16-2006, 11:24 AM

nah. black guys get laid no matter how goofy their hair looks. keep the appointment.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-16-2006, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

meanwhile, men with red hair get no sex.

Ron Howard. Would you sleep with him?

Enough said.

st.cronin · 08-16-2006, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

meanwhile, men with red hair get no sex.

Really? You think CarrotTop isn't swimming in ass?

spleen1015 · 08-16-2006, 11:27 AM

Don't most redheads have freckles. If so, it's got to be the freckles.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-16-2006, 11:27 AM

When I'm at FOFC, I sometimes feel like I'm swimming in asswhites.

cuervo72 · 08-16-2006, 11:28 AM

I, for one, would like to dispute this claim!

Draft Dodger · 08-16-2006, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Really? You think CarrotTop isn't swimming in ass?

well, he's a talented comedian, so he gets a pass.

Ksyrup · 08-16-2006, 11:31 AM

I thought the "swimming in ass" comment referred to his talent.

Draft Dodger · 08-16-2006, 11:31 AM

btw, I'm sure redheaded women DO have more sex. 95% of it being makeup sex after they caused some stupid fight with their uncontrollable temper.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-16-2006, 11:31 AM

Going off on a bit of a tangent here, would it be inappropriate for me to ask if Mrs. Draft Dodger has freckles? I'm not even thinking of redheads anymore. Now I'm just thinking of freckles.

Can I ask that?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-16-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

btw, I'm sure redheaded women DO have more sex. 95% of it being makeup sex after they caused some stupid fight with their uncontrollable temper.

We do not have uncontrollable tempers.

Bwaaaaahahahhaaa ok I can't even keep a straight face when I say that.

saldana · 08-16-2006, 11:33 AM

you all are slipping...i cant believe it took 9 posts to get to this...

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Originally Posted by She-Rahns' thread title

Yes, Yes we do

pix pls k thx

spleen1015 · 08-16-2006, 11:34 AM

Farrah, do you have lots of freckles?

st.cronin · 08-16-2006, 11:36 AM

Have you all ever noticed that when a girl is blessed with abundant freckles, frequently she is plotting some nefarious technique to get rid of them?

Draft Dodger · 08-16-2006, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Going off on a bit of a tangent here, would it be inappropriate for me to ask if Mrs. Draft Dodger has freckles? I'm not even thinking of redheads anymore. Now I'm just thinking of freckles.

Can I ask that?

I bet you don't want to know the answer. she does. many.
one prominent one is sort of the "decider" as to whether a top is too low cut or not. (she'll often override that, though). another one...well, anyway.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-16-2006, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I bet you don't want to know the answer. she does. many.
one prominent one is sort of the "decider" as to whether a top is too low cut or not. (she'll often override that, though). another one...well, anyway.

omg

Draft Dodger · 08-16-2006, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by saldana

you all are slipping...i cant believe it took 9 posts to get to this...

pix pls k thx

many men have tried, none have succeeded.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-16-2006, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

Farrah, do you have lots of freckles?

I do not. I have light freckles across my nose, and some on my arms but my back, legs etc. maybe have one or two.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-16-2006, 11:40 AM

leg pix plz

Draft Dodger · 08-16-2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

omg

told you. I also have lots of freckles, in case you need to be cooled off.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-16-2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

many men have tried, none have succeeded.

I'm saving it for when Playboy calls...

Pumpy Tudors · 08-16-2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

told you. I also have lots of freckles, in case you need to be cooled off.

Thanks, I can stop hunting around the office for Kleenex now.

saldana · 08-16-2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

many men have tried, none have succeeded.

i know,still had to try though.

saldana · 08-16-2006, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I'm saving it for when Playboy calls...

you know, i heard Hef was planning a "Women of Internet Message Boards" issue.

Arles · 08-16-2006, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

btw, I'm sure redheaded women DO have more sex. 95% of it being makeup sex after they caused some stupid fight with their uncontrollable temper.

I think we have a winner!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-16-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Arles

I think we have a winner!

Shut up ass.

Klinglerware · 08-16-2006, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

how does one get a job as a sex researcher?

Spend 7 of the best years of your life in a Ph.D. program?

Pumpy Tudors · 08-16-2006, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Klinglerware

Spend 7 of the best years of your life in a Ph.D. program?

Wait, my wife spent 6 years in a Ph.D. program, and she's not a sex researcher. I told her to go for that extra year, but nooooooo.

Draft Dodger · 08-16-2006, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Shut up ass.

96% and counting...

st.cronin · 08-16-2006, 11:48 AM

old joke: You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but with a redhead ... you get no sleep!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-16-2006, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

old joke: You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but with a redhead ... you get no sleep!

More true than you know.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-16-2006, 12:36 PM

i demand farrah leg pix

rkmsuf · 08-16-2006, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

i demand farrah leg pix

You are the weakest link. Goodbye!

PackerFanatic · 08-16-2006, 12:43 PM

I think that picture ruins this entire thread.

rkmsuf · 08-16-2006, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerFanatic

I think that picture ruins this entire thread.

Anne loves it. I can tell she gets freaky with it.

rkmsuf · 08-16-2006, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Thanks, I can stop hunting around the office for Kleenex now.

Pumpy, I'll go all night.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-16-2006, 12:52 PM

I ain't gonna complain about Kathy Griffin. I've been trying to get a Hot or Not poll about her for months now.

rkmsuf · 08-16-2006, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I ain't gonna complain about Kathy Griffin. I've been trying to get a Hot or Not poll about her for months now.

I knew that would pump your nads.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-16-2006, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I knew that would pump your nads.

Why you gotta say it that way? Why you gotta use that word? Because I use the name "Pumpy"? Listen, asswhite, not everything I do involves pumping. Sure, I pump the gas into my car, and I pump up my wife's Kobe Bryant basketball before we go balling, and I pump up my Super Soaker Oozinator when I'm shooting a movie, but my life does not revolve around pumping. I'm not going to take this shit anymore.

rkmsuf · 08-16-2006, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Why you gotta say it that way? Why you gotta use that word? Because I use the name "Pumpy"? Listen, asswhite, not everything I do involves pumping. Sure, I pump the gas into my car, and I pump up my wife's Kobe Bryant basketball before we go balling, and I pump up my Super Soaker Oozinator when I'm shooting a movie, but my life does not revolve around pumping. I'm not going to take this shit anymore.

stop pumping your fist at me and getting all pumped up

sabotai · 08-16-2006, 01:15 PM

So the survey is basically saying that redheads are whores.

Noted.

dbd1963 · 08-16-2006, 02:09 PM

I thought Farrah was going to call Arles "asswhite" and was disappointed.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-16-2006, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by dbd1963

I thought Farrah was going to call Arles "asswhite" and was disappointed.

I'm sorry.

I'll do better next time.

dbd1963 · 08-16-2006, 02:26 PM

You can't get much better than red heads and sex, though. You pretty much reached a pinnacle in this thread. I was asking for too much.

My wife is not a redhead, but ever since she turned 35.. oh dear.

Julio Riddols · 08-16-2006, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Why you gotta say it that way? Why you gotta use that word? Because I use the name "Pumpy"? Listen, asswhite, not everything I do involves pumping. Sure, I pump the gas into my car, and I pump up my wife's Kobe Bryant basketball before we go balling, and I pump up my Super Soaker Oozinator when I'm shooting a movie, but my life does not revolve around pumping. I'm not going to take this shit anymore.

The defense bought the pump-fake.

Lorena · 08-16-2006, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

The defense bought the pump-fake.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-16-2006, 05:28 PM

08-16-2006, 11:21 AM	#2
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	meanwhile, men with red hair get no sex. __________________ Mile High Hockey

08-16-2006, 11:24 AM	#4
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	nah. black guys get laid no matter how goofy their hair looks. keep the appointment. __________________ Mile High Hockey

08-16-2006, 11:27 AM	#8
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	When I'm at FOFC, I sometimes feel like I'm swimming in asswhites. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-16-2006, 11:28 AM	#9
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	I, for one, would like to dispute this claim! __________________ null

08-16-2006, 11:31 AM	#11
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I thought the "swimming in ass" comment referred to his talent. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-16-2006, 11:27 AM	#7
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Don't most redheads have freckles. If so, it's got to be the freckles.

08-16-2006, 11:34 AM	#16
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Farrah, do you have lots of freckles?

08-16-2006, 11:36 AM	#17
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Have you all ever noticed that when a girl is blessed with abundant freckles, frequently she is plotting some nefarious technique to get rid of them? __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-16-2006, 11:40 AM	#22
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	leg pix plz __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-16-2006, 11:48 AM	#33
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	old joke: You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but with a redhead ... you get no sleep! __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-16-2006, 12:36 PM	#35
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	i demand farrah leg pix __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-16-2006, 12:43 PM	#37
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08-16-2006, 12:52 PM	#40
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I ain't gonna complain about Kathy Griffin. I've been trying to get a Hot or Not poll about her for months now. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-16-2006, 01:15 PM	#44
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	So the survey is basically saying that redheads are whores. Noted.

08-16-2006, 02:09 PM	#45
dbd1963 High School JV Join Date: Jun 2006	I thought Farrah was going to call Arles "asswhite" and was disappointed.

08-16-2006, 02:26 PM	#47
dbd1963 High School JV Join Date: Jun 2006	You can't get much better than red heads and sex, though. You pretty much reached a pinnacle in this thread. I was asking for too much. My wife is not a redhead, but ever since she turned 35.. oh dear.

08-16-2006, 05:28 PM	#50
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	__________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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