FOFC INFAMOUS CRIMINAL DRAFT! VOTE NOW!

DeToxRox · 03-02-2006, 01:55 PM

2006 FOFC INFAMOUS CRIMINAL DRAFT ROSTERS

Voting starts now!
Voting ends March 10th, next Friday at 11:59 PM

st. cronin

Lizzy Borden - Murderer
Albert Anastasia - Murderer
Carlton Dotson - Athlete
Denny McLain - Athlete
Lenny Bruce - Entertainer
Phil Spector -Entertainer
Kenneth Lay - Wildcard
Lex Luther - Wildcard
Michael Myers - Fictional
George Steinbrenner - Other

Schmidty

Jack the Ripper - Murderer
Vlad the Impaler - Murderer
Tonya Harding - Athlete
Michael Irvin - Athlete
John Wilkes Booth - Entertainer
Martha Stewart - Enetertainer
Lucky Lucciano - Wildcard
Robin Hood - Wildcard
Hannibal Lecter - Fictional
Jesse James - Other

Cartman

Jeffery Dahmer - Murderer
Dennis Rader (BTK Killer) - Murderer
Ruben "The Hurricane" Carter - Athlete
Kobe Bryant - Athlete
Don King - Entertainer
Mata Hari - Entertainer
Robert Stroud, The Birdman of Alcatraz - Wildcard
Jesus Christ - Wildcard
Leatherface - Fictional
John Gotti - Other

Oliegirl

Lee Harvey Oswald - Murderer
Aileen Wuornos - Murderer
Rae Carruth - Athlete
Pete Rose - Athlete
Roman Polanski - Entertainer
Pee-Wee Herman - Entertainer
Jack Ruby - Wildcard
Sid Vicious - Wildcard
Norman Bates - Fictional
Patty Hearst - Other

Rafini

Timothy McVeigh - Murderer
James Earl Ray - Murderer
O.J Simpson - Athlete
Jayson Williams - Athlete
Rick James - Entertainer
John Holmes - Entertainer
Al Capone - Wildcard
Dr. Jack Kevorkian - Wildcard
Don Vito Corleone - Fictional
Heidi Fleiss - Other

Desundo

Green River Killer - Murderer
Cain - Murderer
Dwight Gooden - Athlete
Ray Lewis - Athlete
Muhammed Ali - Entertainer
Willie Nelson - Entertainer
John Dillinger - Wildcard
Bruce Reynolds - Wildcard
Jason Voorhies - Fictional
Debra Lafave - Other

Sachmo71

John Wayne Gacy - Murderer
Ted Bundy - Murderer
Shoeless Joe Jackson - Athlete
Byron "Bam" Morris - Athlete
Hugh Grant - Entertainer
Robert Blake - Entertainer
Darth Vader - Wildcard
Billy the Kid - Wildcard
Tony Soprano - Fictional
Bonnie Parker - Other

RadioFriendlyUnitShifter

Charles Manson - Murderer
Susan Smith - Murderer
Mike Tyson - Athlete
Jose Canseco - Athlete
Michael Jackson - Entertainer
R. Kelly - Entertainer
Richard "The Nightstalker" Ramirez - Wildcard
Henry Hill - Wildcard
Keyser Soze -Fictional
Henry Earl - Other

Sabotai

Zodiac Killer - Murderer
The Unibomber - Murderer
Darryl Strawberry - Athlete
Marty Bergen - Athlete
Winona Ryder - Entertainer
James Brown - Entertainer
D.B. Cooper - Wildcard
Professor Moriarity - Wildcard
Tony Montana - Fictional
Kevin Mitnick - Other

DeToxRox

Ed Gein - Murderer
David "Son of Sam" Berkowitz - Murderer
Lawerence Phillips - Athlete
Nate Newton - Athlete
Courtney Love - Entertainer
Fatty Arbuckle - Entertainer
Scott Peterson - Wildcard
The Black Dahila Murderer - Wildcard
Colonel Walter E. Kurtz - Fictional
Suge Knight - Other

Raiders Army · 03-02-2006, 02:06 PM

I gotta go with Cartman just because he has Jesus Christ on his team.

dervack · 03-02-2006, 02:07 PM

how is John Wilkes Booth an entertainer?

JeeberD · 03-02-2006, 02:08 PM

JWB was an actor...

cartman · 03-02-2006, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

I gotta go with Cartman just because he has Jesus Christ on his team.

I figured that would be a bold pick.

Bee · 03-02-2006, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dervack

how is John Wilkes Booth an entertainer?

I thought the JWB pick was genius.

I really like Schmidty's picks, although a couple others I thought did well too.

JeeberD · 03-02-2006, 02:16 PM

And I gotta vote for the team that has a Texas Tech Red Raider on it...

sachmo71 · 03-02-2006, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

JWB was an actor...

hand model, actually

DeToxRox · 03-02-2006, 03:37 PM

sabotai · 03-02-2006, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by dervack

how is John Wilkes Booth an entertainer?

And who says that education in this country is bad!?

Greyroofoo · 03-02-2006, 03:42 PM

Gotta choose Schmidty. although I really wanted to vote for cartman based on his Jesus pick, his other picks just weren't strong enough.

Schmidty · 03-02-2006, 03:43 PM

LOL at you guys who voted for yourselves.

sabotai · 03-02-2006, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

LOL at you guys who voted for yourselves.

I WAS going to not pick for myself, but when I saw this a few minutes ago, everyone else did, so fuck it if they were gonna get my vote.

Schmidty · 03-02-2006, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

I WAS going to not pick for myself, but when I saw this a few minutes ago, everyone else did, so fuck it if they were gonna get my vote.

Hehe, I was just giving you guys shit. I'm so damned good, I don't need the self-love.

sabotai · 03-02-2006, 03:47 PM

dola,

and I thought on a board with mostly computer savy people, picking the only hacker would carry some weight for me.

st.cronin · 03-02-2006, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

LOL at you guys who voted for yourselves.

Of course I voted for myself. I have the best squad. I have MICHAEL MYERS!!!

cartman · 03-02-2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Of course I voted for myself. I have the best squad. I have MICHAEL MYERS!!!

Leatherface would (literally) eat Michael Myers for lunch.

cartman · 03-02-2006, 03:52 PM

Dola,

Dahmer as well.

Schmidty · 03-02-2006, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Dola,

Dahmer as well.

Lector would outsmart them ALL and have them for brunch!!!!!

cartman · 03-02-2006, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

Lector would outsmart them ALL and have them for brunch!!!!!

But since they are all in jail, he'd have to rely on JC to turn the water into a nice Chianti!

Desnudo · 03-02-2006, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

LOL at you guys who voted for yourselves.

If you don't vote for yourself, then what type of message does that send to the voters? Although personally I think my picks lack cohesion.

Desnudo · 03-02-2006, 03:58 PM

I should be able to secure the Ksyrup vote though.

Schmidty · 03-02-2006, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

But since they are all in jail, he'd have to rely on JC to turn the water into a nice Chianti!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Dude, I have never laughed harder about something an FOFCer said than I did just now.

st.cronin · 03-02-2006, 04:00 PM

Oh, give up. I have the following evil geniuses: Lex Luthor, Albert Anastasio, and Ken Lay, with Lizzie Borden and Michael Myers as scorers, and Lenny Bruce to keep everybody loose and provide energy off the bench. With George Steinbrenner willing to do whatever it takes to win, and McClain and Dotson's pure viciousness, I think my team has NO weaknesses.

Everybody else was just drafting all-star squads, like the 2004 US mens basketball team. I have a TEAM, a cohesive unit, strong in all areas of the game.

JeeberD · 03-02-2006, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

But since they are all in jail, he'd have to rely on JC to turn the water into a nice Chianti!

Dude, EVERYONE knows that JC was more of a Cab man. Yeesh...

Schmidty · 03-02-2006, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Oh, give up. I have the following evil geniuses: Lex Luthor, Albert Anastasio, and Ken Lay, with Lizzie Borden and Michael Myers as scorers, and Lenny Bruce to keep everybody loose and provide energy off the bench. With George Steinbrenner willing to do whatever it takes to win, and McClain and Dotson's pure viciousness, I think my team has NO weaknesses.

Everybody else was just drafting all-star squads, like the 2004 US mens basketball team. I have a TEAM, a cohesive unit, strong in all areas of the game.

So you're saying you're the Detroit Pistons of this draft?

Desnudo · 03-02-2006, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin

Oh, give up. I have the following evil geniuses: Lex Luthor, Albert Anastasio, and Ken Lay, with Lizzie Borden and Michael Myers as scorers, and Lenny Bruce to keep everybody loose and provide energy off the bench. With George Steinbrenner willing to do whatever it takes to win, and McClain and Dotson's pure viciousness, I think my team has NO weaknesses.

Everybody else was just drafting all-star squads, like the 2004 US mens basketball team. I have a TEAM, a cohesive unit, strong in all areas of the game.

Too many chiefs, not enough indians

cartman · 03-02-2006, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Dude, EVERYONE knows that JC was more of a Cab man. Yeesh...

Maybe, but Hannibal was a Chianti man in the movie. However in the book it was Recioto. But almost nobody knows recioto.

Greyroofoo · 03-02-2006, 04:10 PM

Maybe I'm just ignorant but I just haven't heard of half the people on St. Cronin's list.

st.cronin · 03-02-2006, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

So you're saying you're the Detroit Pistons of this draft?

Absolutely, and you're Isaiah Thomas.

Schmidty · 03-02-2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Absolutely, and you're Isaiah Thomas.

Can I be Bill Laimbeer? He was always my favorite Piston and he suites me so much better.

st.cronin · 03-02-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

Can I be Bill Laimbeer? He was always my favorite Piston and he suites me so much better.

Sorry, if you wanted to be Bill Laimbeer you needed to draft all women.

Schmidty · 03-02-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Sorry, if you wanted to be Bill Laimbeer you needed to draft all women.

For a second there, I almost liked you.

JeeberD · 03-02-2006, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Sorry, if you wanted to be Bill Laimbeer you needed to draft all women.

Nice...

Lorena · 03-02-2006, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

Cartman

Jeffery Dahmer - Murderer
Dennis Rader (BTK Killer) - Murderer
Ruben "The Hurricane" Carter - Athlete
Kobe Bryant - Athlete
Don King - Entertainer
Mata Hari - Entertainer
Robert Stroud, The Birdman of Alcatraz - Wildcard
Jesus Christ - Wildcard
Leatherface - Fictional
John Gotti - Other

Jesus Christ??? LOLOLOL! You got my vote based on that alone

rafini · 03-02-2006, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Oh, give up. I have the following evil geniuses: Lex Luthor, Albert Anastasio, and Ken Lay, with Lizzie Borden and Michael Myers as scorers, and Lenny Bruce to keep everybody loose and provide energy off the bench. With George Steinbrenner willing to do whatever it takes to win, and McClain and Dotson's pure viciousness, I think my team has NO weaknesses.

Everybody else was just drafting all-star squads, like the 2004 US mens basketball team. I have a TEAM, a cohesive unit, strong in all areas of the game.

But, nobody can party like my team: OJ, Rick James, John Holmes, Jayson Williams, Heidi Fleiss ... My boys (and gal) know how to throw down with the best of them.

cartman · 03-02-2006, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by rafini

But, nobody can party like my team: OJ, Rick James, John Holmes, Jayson Williams, Heidi Fleiss ... My boys (and gal) know how to throw down with the best of them.

You've obviously never seen Mata Hari and Leatherface dance the tango then...

st.cronin · 03-02-2006, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by rafini

But, nobody can party like my team: OJ, Rick James, John Holmes, Jayson Williams, Heidi Fleiss ... My boys (and gal) know how to throw down with the best of them.

that's an excellent point, something I really didn't consider when putting my board together

Schmidty · 03-02-2006, 04:50 PM

Damn, my vote for cartman and his vote himself could really come back to haunt me.

cartman · 03-02-2006, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Damn, my vote for cartman and his vote himself could really come back to haunt me.

Nah, Gotti is working on influencing the jury pool as we speak. No one can resist the "strong recommendations" he will provide on voting for my team.

DeToxRox · 03-02-2006, 05:03 PM

Bastards! I will not get shut out!

... Well .. I did vote for myself so I mean I can't, but you get the drift.

oliegirl · 03-02-2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

Bastards! I will not get shut out!

... Well .. I did vote for myself so I mean I can't, but you get the drift.

Don't worry - we'll get shut out together

I really thought my Lee Harvey Oswald/Jack Ruby combo would score points, as would my Rae Carruth/Pete Rose picks...not to mention my Pee Wee Herman selection!

Abe Sargent · 03-02-2006, 05:35 PM

I went with Rafini because I think he got a STEAL with Al Capone that late. No way Al should have fallen that far, and he was the winner.

-Anxiety

Lorena · 03-02-2006, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

Don't worry - we'll get shut out together

I really thought my Lee Harvey Oswald/Jack Ruby combo would score points, as would my Rae Carruth/Pete Rose picks...not to mention my Pee Wee Herman selection!

Just ask Radii to vote for you. Hell, vote for yourself, that's 2 votes right there.

cartman · 03-02-2006, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Anxiety

I went with Rafini because I think he got a STEAL with Al Capone that late. No way Al should have fallen that far, and he was the winner.

-Anxiety

Yeah, but Al was busted for tax evasion, not a proper gangster conviction on racketeering, like my pick Gotti was.

Abe Sargent · 03-02-2006, 05:41 PM

No one grabbed Boss Tweed, eh?

-Anxiety

cartman · 03-02-2006, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Anxiety

No one grabbed Boss Tweed, eh?

-Anxiety

No love for Tammany Hall here.

Abe Sargent · 03-02-2006, 05:45 PM

I really would have favored someone grabbed Boss Tweed in the final round - they would have gotten MAJOR kudos from me. As opposed to Commander Kodos, which is something else entirely.

-Anxiety

st.cronin · 03-02-2006, 05:45 PM

I considered Dick Nixon, but I was confused by the rules. I'm still not sure how bin Laden was not eligible, but Vlad the Impaler was.

Abe Sargent · 03-02-2006, 05:49 PM

I also would've considered someone nabbing John Scopes as being insightful.

-Anxiety

View Poll Results: Vote Now! Infamous Criminal Draft!
st. cronin	1	3.03%
Schmidty	10	30.30%
Cartman	5	15.15%
Oliegirl	1	3.03%
Rafini	4	12.12%
Desundo	1	3.03%
Sachmo71	2	6.06%
RadioFriendlyUnitShifter	6	18.18%
Sabotai	1	3.03%
DeToxRox	2	6.06%
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03-02-2006, 02:07 PM	#3
dervack College Prospect Join Date: Jun 2005	how is John Wilkes Booth an entertainer? Last edited by dervack : 03-02-2006 at 02:07 PM.

03-02-2006, 02:08 PM	#4
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	JWB was an actor... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-02-2006, 02:16 PM	#7
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	And I gotta vote for the team that has a Texas Tech Red Raider on it... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-02-2006, 03:37 PM	#9
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	bump

03-02-2006, 02:06 PM	#2
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	I gotta go with Cartman just because he has Jesus Christ on his team.

03-02-2006, 03:42 PM	#11
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Gotta choose Schmidty. although I really wanted to vote for cartman based on his Jesus pick, his other picks just weren't strong enough.

03-02-2006, 03:43 PM	#12
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	LOL at you guys who voted for yourselves. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

03-02-2006, 03:47 PM	#15
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	dola, and I thought on a board with mostly computer savy people, picking the only hacker would carry some weight for me.

03-02-2006, 03:52 PM	#18
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Dola, Dahmer as well. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

03-02-2006, 03:58 PM	#22
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I should be able to secure the Ksyrup vote though.

03-02-2006, 04:00 PM	#24
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Oh, give up. I have the following evil geniuses: Lex Luthor, Albert Anastasio, and Ken Lay, with Lizzie Borden and Michael Myers as scorers, and Lenny Bruce to keep everybody loose and provide energy off the bench. With George Steinbrenner willing to do whatever it takes to win, and McClain and Dotson's pure viciousness, I think my team has NO weaknesses. Everybody else was just drafting all-star squads, like the 2004 US mens basketball team. I have a TEAM, a cohesive unit, strong in all areas of the game. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

03-02-2006, 04:10 PM	#29
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Maybe I'm just ignorant but I just haven't heard of half the people on St. Cronin's list.

03-02-2006, 04:50 PM	#39
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Damn, my vote for cartman and his vote himself could really come back to haunt me. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

03-02-2006, 05:03 PM	#41
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Bastards! I will not get shut out! ... Well .. I did vote for myself so I mean I can't, but you get the drift.

03-02-2006, 05:35 PM	#43
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	I went with Rafini because I think he got a STEAL with Al Capone that late. No way Al should have fallen that far, and he was the winner. -Anxiety __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

03-02-2006, 05:41 PM	#46
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	No one grabbed Boss Tweed, eh? -Anxiety __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

03-02-2006, 05:45 PM	#48
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	I really would have favored someone grabbed Boss Tweed in the final round - they would have gotten MAJOR kudos from me. As opposed to Commander Kodos, which is something else entirely. -Anxiety __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

03-02-2006, 05:49 PM	#50
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	I also would've considered someone nabbing John Scopes as being insightful. -Anxiety __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

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