Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 23: Christa Miller

[Kodos]

Kate gave Anna her best run, but ultimately fell short by less than .5%. Still, a most impressive showing for our leatherclad vamp.

Next up is a personal favorite. I doubt she will fare all that well in the voting, but I have had a thing for her since her days on the Drew Carey Show. She has that sarcastic smartass quality that I enjoy. Let the voting on Christa Miller begin.

Anna Kournikova   90.97
Kate Beckinsale   90.51
Scarlett Johansen 86.45 
Shania Twain      86.09
Natalie Portman   86.06
Charlize Theron   85.40
Evangeline Lilly  81.20
Angelina Jolie    78.49
Faith Hill        77.10
Melissa Stark     75.00
Jennifer Aniston  68.32
Danica Patrick    59.17
Jennifer Garner   47.10
Jennifer Lopez    44.23
Teri Hatcher      37.96
Pamela Anderson   37.90
Uma Thurman       35.51
Gillian Anderson  35.48
Cameron Diaz      31.67

[Bee]

I'll have to pass, since I have no idea who this is and don't want to judge based on a couple internet photos.

[rkmsuf]

Dude, you are my hero now.

HOT!

[George]

Originally Posted by Bee

I'll have to pass, since I have no idea who this is and don't want to judge based on a couple internet photos.

Same here.

[jeff061]

Fantastic on the Drew Carey show. Collagen, Botox and whatever else she's doing to her face on Scrubs kills it for me. Respect her for making fun of that aspect of herself on the show though.

[Coder]

She's the chick in Drew Carey.. the hot one

[Kodos]

She played Kate on Drew Carey, and she is the smartass doctor's wife on Scrubs.

[gottimd]

Originally Posted by Kodos

She played Kate on Drew Carey, and she is the smartass doctor's wife on Scrubs.

I was thinking Eliot (blonde doctor) was the one you were gonna have the poll on. Anyways, she has aged since Drew Carey, where she seemed alot lighter and the girl next door type. Now she is heavier and seems like she is caked in makeup. I'd still do her, but I'd have to give her a no.

[Coder]

Hmm.. after jeff's comment I looked her up on imdb and ouch.. she has not aged gracefully.. I loved her in Drew Carey, but now her pretty face looks like a displaywindow for poor plastic surgery That smile looks, LITERALLY, carved into her face.

[cuervo72]

OH, she's most definitely cute. Very much so. Hot though? Mmm, probably not. Like Subby mentioned in one of the previous threads, there's a difference. I like to make a cute/beautiful/hot distinction. You *can* be more than one, but it doesn't always happen that way.

(btw, points to whoever identifies her *two* guest character roles on Seinfeld)

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by cuervo72

OH, she's most definitely cute. Very much so. Hot though? Mmm, probably not. Like Subby mentioned in one of the previous threads, there's a difference. I like to make a cute/beautiful/hot distinction. You *can* be more than one, but it doesn't always happen that way.

(btw, points to whoever identifies her *two* guest character roles on Seinfeld)

she was in the one where they think the accountant is on coke I think

[wade moore]

I will always picture Christa Miller in one of the very first Maxim Pictorials.

Hot!

[KWhit]

Originally Posted by wade moore

I will always picture Christa Miller in one of the very first Maxim Pictorials.

Hot!

You are truly amazing.

[panerd]

Originally Posted by cuervo72

OH, she's most definitely cute. Very much so. Hot though? Mmm, probably not. Like Subby mentioned in one of the previous threads, there's a difference. I like to make a cute/beautiful/hot distinction. You *can* be more than one, but it doesn't always happen that way.

(btw, points to whoever identifies her *two* guest character roles on Seinfeld)

She dated George and said looks didn't matter to her. I think she was the one who he wore the all velvet sweatsuit with. I can't remember her other appearance.

[FrogMan]

Originally Posted by jeff061

Fantastic on the Drew Carey show. Collagen, Botox and whatever else she's doing to her face on Scrubs kills it for me.

what he said.

FM

[wade moore]

Originally Posted by KWhit

You are truly amazing.

I admitted up-front that my tastes will not match-up with most other folks...

[panerd]

Actually I remember her in the accountant epiosde. George felt her fabric outside the elevator at the bra company. There were quite a few people who appeared on Seinfeld multiple times as totally different characters.

[cuervo72]

Originally Posted by panerd

She dated George and said looks didn't matter to her. I think she was the one who he wore the all velvet sweatsuit with. I can't remember her other appearance.

yy, when George was the "velvet fog". She also sucked on his discarded peach pit.

[KWhit]

Originally Posted by wade moore

I admitted up-front that my tastes will not match-up with most other folks...

You were dead on.

[cuervo72]

Originally Posted by panerd

Actually I remember her in the accountant epiosde. George felt her fabric outside the elevator at the bra company. There were quite a few people who appeared on Seinfeld multiple times and totally different characters.

Yep, she was the executive at the bra company that fired George after his dad hooked him up (briefly) with a job there.

[wade moore]

Originally Posted by KWhit

You were dead on.

... hey, gives me better odds, right?

[cuervo72]

Originally Posted by wade moore

I will always picture Christa Miller in one of the very first Maxim Pictorials.

Hot!

Actually, Wiki has her as being on the cover of the first Maxim.

[wade moore]

Originally Posted by cuervo72

Actually, Wiki has her as being on the cover of the first Maxim.

That would seem to fit.. I just remember her pictorial sparking my interest in the magazine in college because it took someone that I always thought was cute and made her hot, without having to make her take all of her clothes off...

Anyway... that's a bit of a badge to wear for her I would think, being the first

[gkb]

She gets my "hot" vote based on her Drew Carey work...

[kcchief19]

I have had a crush on Christa Miller for years. Again, she just has a quality that can't be summed up like an Anna Kournikova Barbie Doll.

I think she still looks great on Scrubs, but I think some of her appearance on the show is dictated by how they want her character to appear -- she's a vain character, and I think they go out of their way to make her character look like that. Could be wrong -- she could have had a thousand botox injections and other procedures done. But I think a lot of that is makeup work, not cosmetic work.

Regardless, I'd hit it.

[Eaglesfan27]

She was hot by any comparision when she was on Drew Carey, but now she is just hot by non-celeb comparisions. Not for this one.

[path12]

I voted hot just because of the Carey show. I don't think I want to know that she didn't age well.

[Raven Hawk]

Once upon a time, hot.

Now, not.

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by cuervo72

OH, she's most definitely cute. Very much so. Hot though? Mmm, probably not. Like Subby mentioned in one of the previous threads, there's a difference. I like to make a cute/beautiful/hot distinction. You *can* be more than one, but it doesn't always happen that way.

It's amazing how much cuervo and I think alike when it comes to women...

[panerd]

Originally Posted by cuervo72

Actually, Wiki has her as being on the cover of the first Maxim.

I can still remember moving out of my apartment and deciding to get rid of the first 2 year's worth of Maxim's I had and holding on to a few Playobys because they may be valauble someday. That was a real good decision.

[Anthony]

this is set up all wrong. obviously there is no universe where a Christa Miller could rank as high as a Charlize Theron or Kate Beckinsale. there needs to be a different score sheet, it's not fair to the borderline hotties (which was the whole original point behind "Hot Or Not", to judge borderline cases). the end result is you're going to see all the Christa Millers towards the bottom of the ranking and the Anna Kournikova's towards the top. if that's the case then you certainly don't need a poll to know that Christa Miller isn't as hot as a Anna Kournikova.

[Desnudo]

Cute in a friends wife you secretly have a crush on, or see in a random Starbucks, kind of way. Not hot. I see hotter women than that every day on the street.

[Butter]

I'd still go with cute and hot. Both apply.

[IwasHere]

Anyone here know why se left the Drew Carey show?

[Desnudo]

Looks like Kodos may have found the benchmark.

[Lorena]

When I voted not for Kate Beckinsale, I quickly learned that I should not have voted on her based on internet pictures. Clearly everyone thought she was hot.

I'm gonna pass on this girl since I don't know much about her and don't wanna vote based on internet photos.

Where's the Eva Mendes poll?

[Sublime 2]

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Where's the Eva Mendes poll?

AGREED!!

[Eaglesfan27]

I also agree. I think Eva should take the top spot..

[Lorena]

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

I also agree. I think Eva should take the top spot..

I was gonna say the same, but I'm glad you said it first

[kingfc22]

Originally Posted by Sublime 2

AGREED!!

EVA!

[Celeval]

Three years ago, yes. Now... can't do it.

[Rizon]

I never watched the Drew Carey show or Scrubs and never heard of her. But looking at her pictures on Google she looks hot. No idea how she looks now though. So I vote hot.

[Bonegavel]

She is definitely very cute, but not enough Ummph to be Hot with an exclamation point after it.

[Young Drachma]

Originally Posted by cuervo72

OH, she's most definitely cute. Very much so. Hot though? Mmm, probably not. Like Subby mentioned in one of the previous threads, there's a difference. I like to make a cute/beautiful/hot distinction. You *can* be more than one, but it doesn't always happen that way.

(btw, points to whoever identifies her *two* guest character roles on Seinfeld)

Ditto on this. She's cute.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Um, sorry. Not hot. This is not the "attractive or not poll." If you're going to focus on a chick from Drew Carey, how did you skip over Cynthia Watros who played Kellie.

Now, that's worth voting on. She now plays Libby on "Lost." Looking great at 37.

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[Buccaneer]

Whose brilliant idea was it to put her up for vote?

[TazFTW]

Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez

Um, sorry. Not hot. This is not the "attractive or not poll." If you're going to focus on a chick from Drew Carey, how did you skip over Cynthia Watros who played Kellie.

Now, that's worth voting on. She now plays Libby on "Lost." Looking great at 37.

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hxxp://us.ent4.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/abc/lost/cynthia_watros/lost_damico.jpg

hxxp://lostsite.free.fr/cast/watros.jpg

Have you seen her mug shot?

[ISiddiqui]

HOT!

But I agree with HA. Not fair to put Mega-Hotties here. It really does nothing to see that people who were supposed to sweep, do sweep. It should be more for borderliners.

[Godzilla Blitz]

Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

But I agree with HA. Not fair to put Mega-Hotties here. It really does nothing to see that people who were supposed to sweep, do sweep. It should be more for borderliners.

But the Mega-Hotties are so perrrrty! More Mega-Hotties, I say. More!

[ISiddiqui]

Well just have a thread for 'em. Why do you need to vote?