Is it Possible to Fudge a bank Statement?

JimmyWint · 06-20-2006, 10:48 AM

I want to make sure I don't get busted for making a certain purchase...Anyone have any ideas about how to get an item removed, or to change it? No It has nothing to do with the purchase of Porn...Just thought I would add that before all of the smart remarks start flowing in :-)

st.cronin · 06-20-2006, 10:50 AM

Why would you buy porn when there's so much free stuff on the net?

Hawglaw · 06-20-2006, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

No It has nothing to do with the purchase of Porn...

That means it's porn.

MikeVic · 06-20-2006, 10:55 AM

If it's not porn, then it's something illegal.... bad Jimmy!

In seriousness, I don't know.

stevew · 06-20-2006, 10:57 AM

It's better if you pay cash for hookers, instead of by check or credit card.

gottimd · 06-20-2006, 10:58 AM

Don't worry about buying porn, nowadays it just says something like "Entertainment" or some generic company name on the itemized statements.

digamma · 06-20-2006, 11:01 AM

request online statements.

kcchief19 · 06-20-2006, 11:11 AM

I think Daivd has it setup so that charges for purchasing his game going to Matrix LLC, which could be just about anything. It won't say what the purchase is for or say football anywhere on it. So go ahead and order Maximum Football with a clear conscious.

Maximum Football -- Customizable bank statements, baby!

QuikSand · 06-20-2006, 11:15 AM

This thread has huge potential.

Desnudo · 06-20-2006, 11:16 AM

So this is a how do I defraud my wife scenario? You will get busted sooner or later. Own up to the foot fetish now, she'll go easier on you.

Lathum · 06-20-2006, 11:23 AM

I'm dying to know what the purchase was.

Swaggs · 06-20-2006, 11:30 AM

This has potential, but I bet it was just a gift or something for his wife/girlfriend.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-20-2006, 11:30 AM

Ok I don't get this. Why would you care if your wife saw what you purchased? Further, why would your wife care?

Eaglesfan27 · 06-20-2006, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Ok I don't get this. Why would you care if your wife saw what you purchased? Further, why would your wife care?

Exactly. Unless it is a gift for her, just man up and tell her what you ordered.

Draft Dodger · 06-20-2006, 11:40 AM

so, you bought the kirby too?

wade moore · 06-20-2006, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Exactly. Unless it is a gift for her, just man up and tell her what you ordered.

And if it's a gift for her, learn to have some sort of seperate account. i had an ING account that discreetly pulled out money over an extended period of time for the engagement ring.

jbmagic · 06-20-2006, 11:46 AM

Penis enlargement item?

lol

Pumpy Tudors · 06-20-2006, 12:06 PM

This can easily be done with new money-laundering technology!!!

stevew · 06-20-2006, 12:30 PM

I'm guessing he bought something for like 150 bucks and told his wife it was only 60, something to that effect.

FrogMan · 06-20-2006, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

I'm guessing he bought something for like 150 bucks and told his wife it was only 60, something to that effect.

LOL! if so, it's like my 9yo son telling me all is well in class, that no, he's not been disruptive in class, that he's doing very well, until he realizes that every friday, his teacher writes a note to us reporting about class progress and letting parents know of bad behaviour...

FM

Radii · 06-20-2006, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by FrogMan

LOL! if so, it's like my 9yo son telling me all is well in class, that no, he's not been disruptive in class, that he's doing very well, until he realizes that every friday, his teacher writes a note to us reporting about class progress and letting parents know of bad behaviour...

FM

I thought Oliegirl wrote this for a second.

I'm sure a lot of couples hide stuff, but its a bad practice to get into.

Samdari · 06-20-2006, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Ok I don't get this. Why would you care if your wife saw what you purchased? Further, why would your wife care?

Wow, that's naiive.

News Flash, sometimes husbands do things they don't want their wives to know about.

The smart ones use cash.

FrogMan · 06-20-2006, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Radii

I thought Oliegirl wrote this for a second.

hehe, reminds you of your kiddo, huh?

FM

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-20-2006, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Wow, that's naiive.

News Flash, sometimes husbands do things they don't want their wives to know about.

The smart ones use cash.

You're absolutely right. Husbands do many things they don't want their wives to know about.

But it's even more naive to think we don't know, or will never find out.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-20-2006, 01:04 PM

I'm glad I told my wife that I bought this stuff:

stevew · 06-20-2006, 01:05 PM

did pumpy just post a picture?

MikeVic · 06-20-2006, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I'm glad I told my wife that I bought this stuff:

Is that Super Cyril?

Pumpy Tudors · 06-20-2006, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

did pumpy just post a picture?

Yes, but it's old, so it doesn't count.

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Is that Super Cyril?

That's Super Cyril. He's coming to your house tonight. Have pancakes ready.

JimmyWint · 06-20-2006, 01:10 PM

I signed up for something online. It was an impulse decision at 2am after a visit to the local watering hole...ARGH!

SackAttack · 06-20-2006, 01:10 PM

That means it's porn.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-20-2006, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I signed up for something online. It was an impulse decision at 2am after a visit to the local watering hole...ARGH!

And it was porn. Yes, we get it. We're just trying to help you out with your porn purchase, man!

FrogMan · 06-20-2006, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I'm glad I told my wife that I bought this stuff:

wow, Super Cyril has a much more cozier phone booth than that Superman dude, with a bench and all, niiiice...

FM

gottimd · 06-20-2006, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I signed up for something online. It was an impulse decision at 2am after a visit to the local watering hole...ARGH!

You signed up for a subscription of Porn. Are they delivering to your house? You better find a place to hide it before the wife finds out. Might I suggest my house? I have plenty of space.

Franklinnoble · 06-20-2006, 01:12 PM

Fess up, dude. Unless this is a gift for her or something, you're making a big mistake here.

JimmyWint · 06-20-2006, 01:13 PM

I should have just cooked a pizza and passed out like I normally do. It was not exactly porn though.

MikeVic · 06-20-2006, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I should have just cooked a pizza and passed out like I normally do. It was not exactly porn though.

You signed up for a castration????

oliegirl · 06-20-2006, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I should have just cooked a pizza and passed out like I normally do. It was not exactly porn though.

I'm guessing some sort of online dating service or something like that? AdultFriendFinder or something similar?

gottimd · 06-20-2006, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I should have just cooked a pizza and passed out like I normally do. It was not exactly porn though.

You ordered some sick fetish porn, admit it. Like men dressed as werewolves with mentally handicapped pregnant midgets gonzo stuff probably.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-20-2006, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I should have just cooked a pizza and passed out like I normally do. It was not exactly porn though.

That's like saying you're kinda pregnant. It's either porn or it's not. So what exactly was it then?

st.cronin · 06-20-2006, 01:18 PM

"It was not exactly porn."

Lobster.com?

MikeVic · 06-20-2006, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

I'm guessing some sort of online dating service or something like that? AdultFriendFinder or something similar?

Ouch! That one would suck more than porn I think.

JimmyWint · 06-20-2006, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

I'm guessing some sort of online dating service or something like that? AdultFriendFinder or something similar?

Ollie Girl is pretty close...

MikeVic · 06-20-2006, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

Ollie Girl is pretty close...

You ordered a Russian bride didn't you. Now's the time to see if your wife is into threesomes.

TroyF · 06-20-2006, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

I'm guessing some sort of online dating service or something like that? AdultFriendFinder or something similar?

If you're right, that's worse than porn. He's gonna get his ass kicked.

gottimd · 06-20-2006, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

Ollie Girl is pretty close...

Just cowboy up and tell your wife that due to all of the MySpace arrests and those dateline shows, you wanted to make sure you were hitting on and possibly having sex with people of legal age. Then explain to her how embarrassed would she be if you showed up on those dateline "Child Predator" shows, and you are all golden.

albionmoonlight · 06-20-2006, 01:23 PM

I was already to make some smartass comment about the porn.

But then I saw a Pumpy Pic.

And I was too happy to be a smartass.

stevew · 06-20-2006, 01:25 PM

She won't go for the 3 way. Give it up.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-20-2006, 01:26 PM

Second the fess up comments. If you alter your bank statement, and she finds out, it would be so much worse for you.

st.cronin · 06-20-2006, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TroyF

If you're right, that's worse than porn. He's gonna get his ass kicked.

Yeah, you need to leave the country. That's your only chance.

SackAttack · 06-20-2006, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I should have just cooked a pizza and passed out like I normally do. It was not exactly porn though.

The upshot is, that's still an option once your wife finds out!

06-20-2006, 10:50 AM	#2
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Why would you buy porn when there's so much free stuff on the net? __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

06-20-2006, 10:58 AM	#6
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Don't worry about buying porn, nowadays it just says something like "Entertainment" or some generic company name on the itemized statements. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

06-20-2006, 11:30 AM	#12
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	This has potential, but I bet it was just a gift or something for his wife/girlfriend. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

06-20-2006, 11:40 AM	#15
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	so, you bought the kirby too? __________________ Mile High Hockey

06-20-2006, 12:06 PM	#18
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	This can easily be done with new money-laundering technology!!! __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. Last edited by Pumpy Tudors : 06-20-2006 at 12:06 PM.

06-20-2006, 10:55 AM	#4
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	If it's not porn, then it's something illegal.... bad Jimmy! In seriousness, I don't know.

06-20-2006, 10:57 AM	#5
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	It's better if you pay cash for hookers, instead of by check or credit card.

06-20-2006, 11:01 AM	#7
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	request online statements.

06-20-2006, 11:11 AM	#8
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	I think Daivd has it setup so that charges for purchasing his game going to Matrix LLC, which could be just about anything. It won't say what the purchase is for or say football anywhere on it. So go ahead and order Maximum Football with a clear conscious. Maximum Football -- Customizable bank statements, baby!

06-20-2006, 11:15 AM	#9
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	This thread has huge potential.

06-20-2006, 11:16 AM	#10
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	So this is a how do I defraud my wife scenario? You will get busted sooner or later. Own up to the foot fetish now, she'll go easier on you.

06-20-2006, 11:23 AM	#11
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I'm dying to know what the purchase was.

06-20-2006, 11:30 AM	#13
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Ok I don't get this. Why would you care if your wife saw what you purchased? Further, why would your wife care?

06-20-2006, 11:46 AM	#17
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	Penis enlargement item? lol

06-20-2006, 12:30 PM	#19
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I'm guessing he bought something for like 150 bucks and told his wife it was only 60, something to that effect.

06-20-2006, 01:04 PM	#25
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I'm glad I told my wife that I bought this stuff: __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

06-20-2006, 01:05 PM	#26
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	did pumpy just post a picture?

06-20-2006, 01:10 PM	#29
JimmyWint Mascot Join Date: Oct 2003	I signed up for something online. It was an impulse decision at 2am after a visit to the local watering hole...ARGH!

06-20-2006, 01:10 PM	#30
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	That means it's porn.

06-20-2006, 01:12 PM	#34
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Fess up, dude. Unless this is a gift for her or something, you're making a big mistake here.

06-20-2006, 01:13 PM	#35
JimmyWint Mascot Join Date: Oct 2003	I should have just cooked a pizza and passed out like I normally do. It was not exactly porn though.

06-20-2006, 01:18 PM	#40
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	"It was not exactly porn." Lobster.com? __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

06-20-2006, 01:23 PM	#46
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	I was already to make some smartass comment about the porn. But then I saw a Pumpy Pic. And I was too happy to be a smartass.

06-20-2006, 01:25 PM	#47
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	She won't go for the 3 way. Give it up.

06-20-2006, 01:26 PM	#48
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Second the fess up comments. If you alter your bank statement, and she finds out, it would be so much worse for you.

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