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05-06-2008, 11:48 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Can you top this intRAoffice email attachment?
Our Administrative Assistant's grandmother unfortunately passed away and everyone chipped in and purchased flowers and a card (normal stuff)
So, the next day the entire office (some 100+ people) get a thank you letter and an email attachment which was a picture OF HER DEAD GRANDMOTHER IN THE COFFIN. What.. the.. fuck...
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... Last edited by Mustang : 05-07-2008 at 08:11 AM. |
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05-06-2008, 11:48 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Wow!
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05-06-2008, 11:51 AM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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nice
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05-06-2008, 11:51 AM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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was she hot?
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05-06-2008, 11:52 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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You know, I almost posted the exact same question.
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05-06-2008, 11:53 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
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sickos
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05-06-2008, 11:54 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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You don't realize how hard I'm trying to not laugh out loud at my desk. 
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... Last edited by Mustang : 05-06-2008 at 11:55 AM. |
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05-06-2008, 11:54 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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Is that a cross of laugh out loud and blow your load?
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05-06-2008, 11:56 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Ahh.. just keeps getting better with my bad typing. (In case anyone remembers me talking about the secretary that posed for TSR, this was the same person that sent out the pics)
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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05-06-2008, 12:02 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Raleigh, NC
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So that's a yes, then? |
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05-06-2008, 12:04 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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The AA posed for TSR.. not the grandmother. Well, at least not that I know of...
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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05-06-2008, 12:06 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Good genes means she'd be hot too, no?
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05-06-2008, 12:08 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Best I've ever been able to figure out photos of the deceased are a cultural thing, very big thing for some people and completely shocking to others.
Not my thing, and I can't say I've ever heard of anyone sending a copy in an interoffice email, but I have known people who showed the photos afterwards.
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05-06-2008, 12:22 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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GILF?
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05-06-2008, 12:30 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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what the fuck, seriously
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05-06-2008, 12:35 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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Could you post the pic?
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05-06-2008, 12:36 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Please no pics.
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05-06-2008, 12:37 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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photoshop the grandmother driving a miata
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05-06-2008, 12:37 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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No way I'm tempting the bannanation boxanation gods.
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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05-06-2008, 12:37 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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At least you know it wasn't a scam.
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05-06-2008, 12:40 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Seattle, WA
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It would have been awesome if Grandma had been buried in one of those Heavy Metal TSR outfits.
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05-06-2008, 12:42 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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come on...do it...if you get boxed we'll have great material to talk about on the podcast tomorrow night! |
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05-06-2008, 12:43 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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THINK OF THE SHOW!
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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05-06-2008, 01:07 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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Not quite an attachment, but last year, a guy in our office had a baby (well, his wife did) and our AA sent out an announcement email and included a link to a picture of the kid online. But somehow, she managed to accidentally type within the link which changed the destination. So beneath a large headline of "Congratulations Steve on your daughter!" was a link to a picture of...a smokin hot chick completely naked and spread, showing her goods. The RECALL email came out about 10 seconds later, but those who had opened it already were able to keep checking it out.
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05-06-2008, 01:17 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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My boss once, when asked to email a word doc over, emailed...Word. The application.
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05-06-2008, 01:19 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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I'm laughing pretty hard at this one. |
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05-06-2008, 01:21 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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AWESOME What was the reply? |
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05-06-2008, 01:30 PM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Was the grandmother from Nigeria?
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05-06-2008, 01:43 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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OK, so the fact that you also started this thread makes me wonder...
I can't even think of a title for this article.. - Front Office Football Central |
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05-06-2008, 02:01 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Eh.. I just chalk it up to I'm in Wisconsin.
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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05-06-2008, 02:19 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Burlington, VT USA
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05-06-2008, 05:47 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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That's so great. I'm flashing to Michael Scott "presenting" Power Point to Scranton, and going, "Well, uh, first, looks like we have to uh, register it..."
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05-06-2008, 06:21 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Ping: Logan
linkplskthx.
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05-06-2008, 06:24 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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Wish I could, but (unfortunately) you don't leave porn links on government computers.
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05-06-2008, 06:29 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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This is ridiculous. It's intraoffice. |
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05-06-2008, 08:31 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Oh my. I'd say more but it's hard to type when tears are streaming down your face.
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
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05-06-2008, 08:37 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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That totally beats my porn.
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05-07-2008, 12:40 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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Excel Of course.
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. . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready. |
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05-07-2008, 01:55 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Here's my favorite e-mail I've ever received at my office:
Does anyone (you people downstairs) have the long screwdriver that will fit in the vent hole to open my vent? I'm hot because my vent is not open and the only way I can open it is if I have that screwdriver. Let me know. |
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05-07-2008, 08:36 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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It was actually before my time.. But it's still an office classic around here. Last edited by Coffee Warlord : 05-07-2008 at 08:36 AM. |
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05-07-2008, 08:45 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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I was in charge of a committee at my work to build a basketball court, volleyball court, and softball field outside. The facilities director here asked me to price stuff at Dicks Sporting Goods.
Without thinking i went to dicks.com. Not one of my prouder moments in life. |
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05-07-2008, 08:51 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Did you stay at the site once you got there or move on? |
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05-07-2008, 08:57 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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It took me about 2 minutes to close out that site and all the damn pop ups but I got off THE SITE right away. I was in a panic.
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05-07-2008, 09:04 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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Someone I used to work with did a similar thing -- she was looking up info on the movie "Snatch" and went to snatch.com. |
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05-09-2008, 06:23 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Bethlehem, Pa
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my wife wanted to check the weather and roads before leaving work one night, so she tried to go to the local TV stations website...needless to say, WFMZ-69's website is NOT "Channel69.com" |
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05-09-2008, 07:21 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Decatur, GA
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LOL!!!
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05-09-2008, 11:06 PM
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Pro Starter
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Location: Kansas City, MO
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05-09-2008, 11:42 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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Many years ago the CEO of a small start-up I was working for accidentally forwarded some racy pics he'd received to the entire office-wide email distribution list.....and the 'racy pics' actually turned out to be the Kournikova virus.
Shamed him in front of every employee he had, brought productivity to a screeching and sudden halt AND crippled the entire network. Well played. He also stuttered, and had a facial tic, which caused him to blink whenever he got nervous....and he got nervous whenever he tried to pitch our crappy first-generation 'web services' platform that carried an astounding six-figure price tag. So, it may come as little surprise that very few people actually chose to give hundreds of thousands of dollars to the small, sweaty, stuttering man that was spasticly blinking through his entire sales pitch. ....oh those sweet, sweet days of the late nineties when practically any young, budding genius could pick low-hanging venture capital off their choice of nearby trees, and race their dreams full-steam, straight into a wall. |
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08-18-2008, 10:19 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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My boss is known for her forgetfulness and her typos. So she sent out a revised schedule on Friday with no schedule attached. Today she sends the schedule with one quick note:
Mow it is attacked |
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