Need help getting revenge :)

oliegirl · 07-27-2005, 12:05 PM

My cousin played a joke on me this morning, she sent me some AIM message through a server - basically it was some weird AIM name I didn't know asking me how my son was and saying he had seen me shopping. It totally freaked me out. She owned up to it and apologized, but I have to get her back! I figured this group could help

The rules:

1. It can't be mean spirited. She is family and I love her.
2. It has to be net based, she lives in Chicago, I am in Atlanta, so no "TP her house" or anything like that.
3. It has to be fairly simple, nothing that is going to take hours to plan or execute.
4. It can be dirty/sexual in nature...but only if it's an email or something - she AIM's me from work so I don't want to get her fired. But if I can send it to her personal email - go for it!

OK - let your brains run wild!

rkmsuf · 07-27-2005, 12:12 PM

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." --- Kahn

digamma · 07-27-2005, 12:14 PM

That doesn't really seem like a cool practical joke to play on someone.

I'm all for fun and games, but pretending to be a stalker and mentioning kids just doesn't seem right to me.

Samdari · 07-27-2005, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

4. It can be dirty/sexual in nature...

And yet you are asking this board.

Interesting choice.

rkmsuf · 07-27-2005, 12:16 PM

Noop, give her some advice.

sachmo71 · 07-27-2005, 12:21 PM

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." ---- Pierre Ambroise Francois Choderios de LaClos

oliegirl · 07-27-2005, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by digamma

That doesn't really seem like a cool practical joke to play on someone.

I'm all for fun and games, but pretending to be a stalker and mentioning kids just doesn't seem right to me.

She forgot that Anthony's dad is a moron jackass who hasn't seen his kid in 4 years...my first thought was that it was him, but when I talked to her she was very sorry and felt bad. I told her it was OK, but I still want to get her back. I know she didn't do it to be mean, which is why the "no mean spirited" rule...she is kind of ditzy (just ask Richard), sweet, but dumb.

rkmsuf · 07-27-2005, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." ---- Pierre Ambroise Francois Choderios de LaClos

It's Kahn dammit.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 07-27-2005, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

1. It can't be mean spirited. She is family and I love her.

Well I got nothing.

stevew · 07-27-2005, 12:24 PM

Send her a subscription to Black Tail.

oliegirl · 07-27-2005, 12:35 PM

Oh - forgot to mention that she just got married in May...don't know if that will help.

And Suicane...it absolutely cannot involve fisting!

Suicane75 · 07-27-2005, 12:36 PM

Fis.......Fuck!

terpkristin · 07-27-2005, 01:02 PM

There are websites where you can request samples of all sorts of things, including enemas. I recommend sending her a bunch of free samples of the random crap she'll never even fathom using...

/tk

Hurst2112 · 07-27-2005, 01:53 PM

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Oh - forgot to mention that she just got married in May...don't know if that will help.

So telling her you slept with her spouse wouldn't be cool?

Karlifornia · 07-27-2005, 02:17 PM

Tell her Bono fell out of a helicopter while dropping candy to to ethiopian children-and he died.

Karlifornia · 07-27-2005, 02:18 PM

Dola,

First of all, you're going to want to wait as long as you can. At least 2 weeks after whenever you initially think she wouldn't suspect anything. Don't do anything prematurely, otherwise she'll see you coming a mile away and you'll have to play stupid and act like you didn't spend a whole day planning it out.

rkmsuf · 07-27-2005, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by RadioFriendlyUnitShifter

Tell her Bono fell out of a helicopter while dropping candy to to ethiopian children-and he died.

that's the leader in the clubhouse

WSUCougar · 07-27-2005, 02:46 PM

Send her an e-mail claiming that you are the Empress of Bula Bula, and that you need someone to get your billions out of the bank and...oh wait, that's been done.

oliegirl · 07-27-2005, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

There are websites where you can request samples of all sorts of things, including enemas. I recommend sending her a bunch of free samples of the random crap she'll never even fathom using...

/tk

I like that one!!!! Do you know any of the website? Or is there a google search I can do? Awesome!!!!!

Noop · 07-27-2005, 02:58 PM

How bout say you meet her at a club.

SegRat · 07-27-2005, 03:00 PM

Simple, have her google tubgirl. That ought to teach her.

rkmsuf · 07-27-2005, 03:02 PM

Contact Naked Zorro for a special mission.

timmae · 07-27-2005, 03:34 PM

send her a nice John tesh album for her birthday.... followed by a kenny g one for christmas.

cartman · 07-27-2005, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RadioFriendlyUnitShifter

Dola,

First of all, you're going to want to wait as long as you can. At least 2 weeks after whenever you initially think she wouldn't suspect anything. Don't do anything prematurely, otherwise she'll see you coming a mile away and you'll have to play stupid and act like you didn't spend a whole day planning it out.

Aren't you supposed to be on the road?

cartman · 07-27-2005, 03:37 PM

dola,

Sign her up for Bedwetters Anonymous. That worked for getting back at an old roommate of mine.

Lathum · 07-27-2005, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SegRat

Simple, have her google tubgirl. That ought to teach her.

I thought the same thing. Why don't you post the link

terpkristin · 07-27-2005, 03:42 PM

A quick google search (for "free samples") popped up these sites, in order:
http://www.thefreesite.com/Free_Samples/
-From there I recommend sending the K-Y Ultra Warming Gel, a condom sample, "health product samples" could be interesting, a sample of astroglide (page 2), perhaps the Free Christian book (page 2), maybe a sample of Metamucil....you get the idea
http://www.all-free-samples.com/ (didn't look at this one too extensively)

Well, you get the idea!!!

I'm a perfect angel.

/tk

jbmagic · 07-27-2005, 03:43 PM

tell her your pregnant with twins

WSUCougar · 07-27-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jbmagic

tell her your pregnant with twins by her boyfriend/husband

Fixed

Silver Owl · 07-27-2005, 04:28 PM

There used to be a site that you could put in an email address and they would send a summons to court for unpaid traffic tickets among other things. I did a quick search and couldn't find it but maybe somebody else here knows. The summons really looks official.

terpkristin · 07-27-2005, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Silver Owl

There used to be a site that you could put in an email address and they would send a summons to court for unpaid traffic tickets among other things. I did a quick search and couldn't find it but maybe somebody else here knows. The summons really looks official.

Now THAT'S sweet!

/tk

Marc Vaughan · 07-27-2005, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

4. It can be dirty/sexual in nature...but only if it's an email or something - she AIM's me from work so I don't want to get her fired. But if I can send it to her personal email - go for it!
OK - let your brains run wild!

Fake letter from her doctor (if you know the name/clinic so much the better) indicating that he needs to speak to her regarding her pregnancy? ... or is that a little much ....

(used to be some great pre-drawn up letters you could buy for 'revenge' purposes along these lines ...)

BigJohn&TheLions · 07-27-2005, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

There are websites where you can request samples of all sorts of things, including enemas. I recommend sending her a bunch of free samples of the random crap she'll never even fathom using...

/tk

Better yet, send the items (condoms, lube, etc.) to her husband.

Airhog · 07-27-2005, 06:25 PM

Sleep with her husband. That'll teach her! When she walks in you have to say "You've been punked"

JonInMiddleGA · 07-27-2005, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

Better yet, send the items (condoms, lube, etc.) to her husband.

Along those lines, samples/information, etc. for things like genital herpes medication might not be a bad item to include.

cartman · 07-27-2005, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

Better yet, send the items (condoms, lube, etc.) to her husband.

Send under another girl's name, in c/o her husband's name.

sterlingice · 08-02-2005, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

It's Kahn dammit.

"Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins!" -Guttierez on Freakazoid (also voiced by Ricardo Montalban)

SI

07-27-2005, 12:12 PM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	"Revenge is a dish best served cold." --- Kahn __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

07-27-2005, 12:16 PM	#5
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Noop, give her some advice. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

07-27-2005, 01:02 PM	#13
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	There are websites where you can request samples of all sorts of things, including enemas. I recommend sending her a bunch of free samples of the random crap she'll never even fathom using... /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

07-27-2005, 02:17 PM	#15
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Tell her Bono fell out of a helicopter while dropping candy to to ethiopian children-and he died. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

07-27-2005, 02:18 PM	#16
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Dola, First of all, you're going to want to wait as long as you can. At least 2 weeks after whenever you initially think she wouldn't suspect anything. Don't do anything prematurely, otherwise she'll see you coming a mile away and you'll have to play stupid and act like you didn't spend a whole day planning it out. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

07-27-2005, 12:14 PM	#3
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	That doesn't really seem like a cool practical joke to play on someone. I'm all for fun and games, but pretending to be a stalker and mentioning kids just doesn't seem right to me.

07-27-2005, 12:21 PM	#6
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	"Revenge is a dish best served cold." ---- Pierre Ambroise Francois Choderios de LaClos

07-27-2005, 12:24 PM	#10
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Send her a subscription to Black Tail.

07-27-2005, 12:36 PM	#12
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Fis.......Fuck!

07-27-2005, 02:46 PM	#18
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Send her an e-mail claiming that you are the Empress of Bula Bula, and that you need someone to get your billions out of the bank and...oh wait, that's been done. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

07-27-2005, 02:58 PM	#20
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	How bout say you meet her at a club. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

07-27-2005, 03:00 PM	#21
SegRat High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Oshkosh, WI	Simple, have her google tubgirl. That ought to teach her. __________________ USFL: Charlotte Fightn' Squirrels

07-27-2005, 03:02 PM	#22
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Contact Naked Zorro for a special mission. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

07-27-2005, 03:34 PM	#23
timmae College Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chicago	send her a nice John tesh album for her birthday.... followed by a kenny g one for christmas.

07-27-2005, 03:37 PM	#25
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	dola, Sign her up for Bedwetters Anonymous. That worked for getting back at an old roommate of mine. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

07-27-2005, 03:42 PM	#27
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	A quick google search (for "free samples") popped up these sites, in order: http://www.thefreesite.com/Free_Samples/ -From there I recommend sending the K-Y Ultra Warming Gel, a condom sample, "health product samples" could be interesting, a sample of astroglide (page 2), perhaps the Free Christian book (page 2), maybe a sample of Metamucil....you get the idea http://www.all-free-samples.com/ (didn't look at this one too extensively) Well, you get the idea!!! I'm a perfect angel. /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

07-27-2005, 03:43 PM	#28
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	tell her your pregnant with twins

07-27-2005, 04:28 PM	#30
Silver Owl High School JV Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Akron, OH	There used to be a site that you could put in an email address and they would send a summons to court for unpaid traffic tickets among other things. I did a quick search and couldn't find it but maybe somebody else here knows. The summons really looks official.

07-27-2005, 06:25 PM	#34
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Sleep with her husband. That'll teach her! When she walks in you have to say "You've been punked" __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

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