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Old 12-20-2012, 11:29 AM   #1
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Former Olympian revealed as Vegas escort

I'm not sure this warrants its own thread but darned if I could figure out what other thread to attach it to.

Turns out that 3-time Olympic ('92, '96, '00) runner Suzy Favor Hamilton has spent the past year living a double life. By day she & her husband owned a successful real estate business in the Midwest, by some nights & weekends she was Kelly Lundy, the 3rd highest rated escort in Sin City.

Not much doubt here, TSG interviewed her & got quotes, she's pretty much owned up to the whole deal.

U.S. Olympian's Secret Life As Las Vegas Escort | The Smoking Gun
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:33 AM   #2
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I'm kind of surprised the "3rd highest rated escort" (who votes on that, the AP?) in Vegas would only generate $600/hour.
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:36 AM   #3
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Sounds like she had a kinky side that wasn't being scratched. That's fine. I'm not going to judge her.

Looks like she was worth the $$ too, from what I can tell.
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:37 AM   #4
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Well, with lips like hers, I can see why she came in 3rd.
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:40 AM   #5
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Looks like she was worth the $$ too, from what I can tell.

Ya, pro-rating her rate down to $150 for 15 minutes, uh, OK, that's cool. You know, if that's how it works.

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Old 12-20-2012, 11:47 AM   #6
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I'm kind of surprised the "3rd highest rated escort" (who votes on that, the AP?) in Vegas would only generate $600/hour.

Love it

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Old 12-20-2012, 11:53 AM   #7
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I'm kind of surprised the "3rd highest rated escort" (who votes on that, the AP?) in Vegas would only generate $600/hour.

She's only 5th in the AP, but really strong in all the computer polls.
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:58 AM   #8
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I'm kind of surprised the "3rd highest rated escort" (who votes on that, the AP?) in Vegas would only generate $600/hour.

Tiger woods votes for that
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Old 12-20-2012, 12:02 PM   #9
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She's only 5th in the AP, but really strong in all the computer polls.

That makes a lot of sense - she's probably really solid in the tangible measurables, but maybe lacking that made-up-but-convincing-enough-when-the-client-is-boozed-up-human-connection-quality that other escorts and strippers have mastered.

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Old 12-20-2012, 12:05 PM   #10
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That makes a lot of sense - she's probably really solid in the tangible measurables, but maybe lacking that made-up-but-convincing-enough-when-the-client-is-boozed-up-human-connection-quality that other escorts and strippers have mastered.

I'm thinking maybe she's only 3rd because, well, she's apparently dumb as a brick. I mean, seriously, she told clients who she was and expected them to keep the secret.
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Old 12-20-2012, 12:14 PM   #11
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Haven't heard a peep about this locally yet.

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Old 12-20-2012, 12:15 PM   #12
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Am I the only one who looked at her name and was completely unsurprised?
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Old 12-20-2012, 12:38 PM   #14
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I this is just a random guy who sent this to Wetzel in response to her B1G heritage:

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Old 12-20-2012, 12:46 PM   #15
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Old 12-20-2012, 12:47 PM   #16
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I'll have to see the video to see if she really deserved all those medals in the escort Olympics.
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Old 12-20-2012, 12:58 PM   #17
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Really enjoyed the Deadspin commenter:

Juan "Hello? Ah, si. I'm looking for the girl who ran in Olympics?"
Madam "What??? We have no idea what you're talking about."
Juan "You know. The... chica rubia? With the money problems???"
Madam [sigh] "What's the password?"
Juan "Poor Favor."
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:09 PM   #18
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What's the Hamilton that she seems to favor? Sounds exotic.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:48 PM   #19
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If she wants to own it, good for her.
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Old 12-20-2012, 07:15 PM   #20
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Is this how we sneak in naughty pics now?
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Old 12-20-2012, 07:18 PM   #21
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She needs to play a tougher schedule if she wants to raise her ranking.
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Old 12-20-2012, 07:34 PM   #22
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Is #3 call girl in Vegas like the #3 in Al Qaeda? Important enough to rank, but not enough to double check the ranking?

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Old 12-23-2012, 09:46 AM   #23
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The seven year old daughter is going to be messed up in life. Also, can't believe the husband stuck around knowing she was doing this.
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Old 12-23-2012, 10:06 AM   #24
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Because I don't want to be the one who google searches them, anyone know what the "sex act" acronyms are in the reviews cited on the TSG article:
DATY, RCG, DFK?
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Old 12-23-2012, 10:16 AM   #25
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Because I don't want to be the one who google searches them, anyone know what the "sex act" acronyms are in the reviews cited on the TSG article:
DATY, RCG, DFK?

Another site had someone who already had them done:

DATY - Dining At The Y
RCG - Reverse Cow Girl
DFK - Deep French Kiss
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Old 12-23-2012, 10:28 AM   #26
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The seven year old daughter is going to be messed up in life. Also, can't believe the husband stuck around knowing she was doing this.

Not everyone is monogamous. But the kid is really the only person I care about here.
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Old 12-23-2012, 12:27 PM   #27
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Thumbs down Um, NO

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Old 12-23-2012, 12:55 PM   #28
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Wait, she's a distance runner...

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Old 12-23-2012, 01:58 PM   #29
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She looks decent in some pics, but for somebody who was suppose to be #3 in Sin City, I'm kind of disappointed.
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Old 12-23-2012, 08:28 PM   #30
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You all should be looking at this escort ranking system under a much more skeptical eye. I wouldn't expect any kind of impartiality from the type of person who rates escorts online. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they gave some of the best escorts artificially low scores in order to keep their price/demand down, much like how anonymous NFL front offices will say that a hot draft prospect has "character issues" in hopes of scaring away other teams from drafting him before their pick.
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Old 12-23-2012, 09:11 PM   #31
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and she was #3 at that escort service. they might be skank heavy, and she might be real freaky in bed
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