A new member

Cringer · 03-12-2005, 02:49 PM

Not a new board member......

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Berlin - A German man, who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis, lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The makeshift penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.

Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to his new penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation. - Ananova.com

Anthony · 03-12-2005, 02:56 PM

2005 - Not a Good Year For Penises.

Ragone · 03-12-2005, 07:45 PM

He should get a third one attached and go for the hydra look

KWhit · 03-13-2005, 08:49 AM

Something tells me the wife left due to a comment like, "Hey, I got two schlongs, you got two holes. What do ya say?"

B & B · 03-15-2005, 07:06 PM

I heard schlongs were in.

03-15-2005, 07:06 PM	#5
B & B College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo	I heard schlongs were in. __________________ Nobody cares about Kyle Orton because he's black. -PT

03-12-2005, 02:56 PM	#2
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	2005 - Not a Good Year For Penises.

03-12-2005, 07:45 PM	#3
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	He should get a third one attached and go for the hydra look

03-13-2005, 08:49 AM	#4
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Something tells me the wife left due to a comment like, "Hey, I got two schlongs, you got two holes. What do ya say?"

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