04-30-2003, 01:09 PM | #1 | |||
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Hey Martha Burk!!!
We've got something for you to work on up here in Cheeseland:
CURVES: Sexegration at the gym I mentioned this general topic in some of the earlier threads about Ms. Burk, but now the Wisconsin legislature is formally getting involved. The basic gist is that if the Gov signs this bill, Wisconsin law regarding discrimination in public accomodations will be altered to specifically allow gender-specific fitness clubs. This is the important definition: Quote:
Basically, some of the representatives that opposed the bill are concerned that this will be interpreted to allow male-only golf clubs, etc., in the state. Build a golf club, add a weight room, and you're golden. This whole thing is in response to the presence of and lawsuits pertaining to "Curves", a chain of fitness centers for women who don't want to exercise with men. I wonder if Martha will grace us with her presence now. |
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04-30-2003, 01:16 PM | #2 |
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Personally, I miss the days when I was a student at Arizona State... the gym there is replete with hotties in butt-floss leotards riding the stair machines...
...I'm going to visit the men's room now and reminisce. |
04-30-2003, 01:35 PM | #3 | |
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04-30-2003, 01:59 PM | #4 | |
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you might have more luck reminiscing if you visit the ladies room.
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04-30-2003, 02:21 PM | #5 | |
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Obviously I've never given you an accurate impression of the women that work in this office. |
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04-30-2003, 05:09 PM | #6 |
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Frank, for god's sake wash your hands when you're through..
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04-30-2003, 05:14 PM | #7 | |
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Why? I use the kleenex like everyone else on this board... |
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04-30-2003, 05:15 PM | #8 |
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Golf is physical exercise, therefore golf courses should be included.
There's a curves about a mile from where I live, maybe I should go protest those sexist pigs. |
04-30-2003, 05:22 PM | #9 | |
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I applaud you for taking up the cause of women everywhere! We will continue to fight for womens equality in all faucets of men dominated events, clubs, and organizations.
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04-30-2003, 05:23 PM | #10 |
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"Golf is physical exercise"
QOTM material right there! That's histarical! |
04-30-2003, 05:26 PM | #11 |
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I know it's a stretch, and I happen to dislike golf, but hey, there's walking. Does more than a treadmill.
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04-30-2003, 05:42 PM | #12 |
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I walk from my house to the post office, does that make my sidewalk a 'fitness center'?
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04-30-2003, 05:46 PM | #13 |
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My idea of exercise is a particularly stressful bowel movement following a high-calorie meal.
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04-30-2003, 09:03 PM | #14 | |
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faucets? |
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04-30-2003, 09:09 PM | #15 | |
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yesssssss, the women *want* our faucets
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04-30-2003, 10:27 PM | #16 |
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Good Poll Question: How must $$$ would it take for you to do the unthinkable... Bang Marsha Burk?
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04-30-2003, 10:28 PM | #17 |
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MK....enough for me to never have to work again. At least a million.
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04-30-2003, 10:34 PM | #18 | |
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04-30-2003, 10:37 PM | #19 |
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Definitely at least a Full Case and a Very Large/Super Economy Size Paper Bag..
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05-01-2003, 08:23 AM | #20 |
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put a flag over her head and do it for your country
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05-01-2003, 11:31 AM | #21 | |
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I think it would fall off first. |
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05-01-2003, 11:43 AM | #22 | |
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I could really use the money, so I'd say $2.4 million, plus expenses (200 cc's Viagra, 90 oz. Schlitz Malt Liquor, and full-body decontamination immediately afterwards). |
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