Frank D. Fritz

NevStar · 05-21-2003, 09:54 AM

Here's spam that I got today. It's good to see one of our own is able to find work at least.

Quote:

From :
"Frank D. Fritz"

To :
NevStar

Subject :
need a kiss?

Date :
Wed, 21 May 2003 07:21:51 +0000

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Find out more here!

Fritz · 05-21-2003, 09:57 AM

well, do you want larger nuts or not?

NevStar · 05-21-2003, 10:03 AM

what, like almonds?

scooper · 05-21-2003, 10:05 AM

Peanuts give me heartburn.

Fritz · 05-21-2003, 10:07 AM

Like fucking cantelopes.

oykib · 05-21-2003, 10:11 AM

Is it an all-natural, herbal supplement?

scooper · 05-21-2003, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
I Like fucking cantelopes.

You do? I prefer women. Well, one woman, anyway.

Fritz · 05-21-2003, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by scooper
You do? I prefer women. Well, one woman, anyway.

ever tried a 'lope? No bitching. No punching them in the stomach afterwards to prevent pregnancy.

CamEdwards · 05-21-2003, 10:42 AM

American 'Lope: Starring Fritz as "The 'Lope Fucker" and Bea Arthur as "Fritz's MILF".

Coming soon to DVD.

Samdari · 05-21-2003, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by scooper
You do? I prefer women. Well, one woman, anyway.

Is it that chick Julia from CleBrownsFan's worksite and some cheesy boobie site?

scooper · 05-21-2003, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samdari
Is it that chick Julia from CleBrownsFan's worksite and some cheesy boobie site?

Drats. Busted.

Franklinnoble · 05-21-2003, 01:25 PM

Fritz, our bastard love-child has become a spam artist.

Fritz · 05-21-2003, 01:37 PM

calling someone a bastatd is all good fun until you find out that dad was killed before he could marry the mom.

Franklinnoble · 05-21-2003, 03:10 PM

I wasn't referring to YOU as the bastard love child... I was suggesting that Frank D. Fritz was OUR bastard love child.

tucker342 · 05-21-2003, 05:54 PM

Sign me up for the penis enlargement Fritz!!!

I mean, ummmmmm, wait...

Qwikshot · 05-21-2003, 05:55 PM

Some Frank and Beans?

Airhog · 05-22-2003, 12:40 AM

hmm I guess scrotal enlargement would make my penis seem normal sized

Blade6119 · 05-22-2003, 01:14 AM

.....wow...wow...

05-21-2003, 09:57 AM	#2
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	well, do you want larger nuts or not? __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

05-21-2003, 10:03 AM	#3
NevStar High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Raleigh, NC	what, like almonds? __________________ I can't think of a clever signature.

05-21-2003, 10:07 AM	#5
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Like fucking cantelopes. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

05-21-2003, 10:42 AM	#9
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	American 'Lope: Starring Fritz as "The 'Lope Fucker" and Bea Arthur as "Fritz's MILF". Coming soon to DVD. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

05-21-2003, 01:37 PM	#13
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	calling someone a bastatd is all good fun until you find out that dad was killed before he could marry the mom. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

05-21-2003, 10:05 AM	#4
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	Peanuts give me heartburn.

05-21-2003, 10:11 AM	#6
oykib College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	Is it an all-natural, herbal supplement?

05-21-2003, 01:25 PM	#12
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Fritz, our bastard love-child has become a spam artist.

05-21-2003, 03:10 PM	#14
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I wasn't referring to YOU as the bastard love child... I was suggesting that Frank D. Fritz was OUR bastard love child.

05-21-2003, 05:54 PM	#15
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	Sign me up for the penis enlargement Fritz!!! I mean, ummmmmm, wait...

05-21-2003, 05:55 PM	#16
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	Some Frank and Beans? __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

05-22-2003, 12:40 AM	#17
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	hmm I guess scrotal enlargement would make my penis seem normal sized __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

05-22-2003, 01:14 AM	#18
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	.....wow...wow... __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

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