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Franklinnoble · 08-30-2004, 01:48 PM

Sexually frustrated chimp takes up smoking
'Feili' picks up habit by imitating visitors

Updated: 11:46 a.m. ET Aug. 30, 2004

BEIJING - Sexual frustration has turned a Chinese chimpanzee from a mild-mannered simian into a problem primate who smokes cigarettes and spits at visitors, the Xinhua news agency said on Sunday.

Feili, a female chimp in the city of Zhengzhou in the central province of Henan, picked up her nasty habits by imitating visitors who behaved “improperly” around her, Xinhua quoted zoo director Liu Bing as saying.

But, Liu said, the root cause of Feili’s transformation from a “gentle girl” into a “shrew” lay with the inability to find her a satisfactory mate.

A male chimpanzee at the zoo has failed to live up to Feili’s sexual demands, and she has snubbed other potential suitors.

Zoo officials said Feili was not addicted to nicotine, but the chimp has also demonstrated clever -- if not desperate --behavior to score a smoke.

“The chimp is spitting at tourists and smoking,” Xinhua quoted a boy visiting the zoo. “Just now a tourist threw a cigarette butt to just outside the cage, she tried to get the butt with a stick.”

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Noop · 08-30-2004, 01:50 PM

You should advise she do it in the butt.

Danny · 08-30-2004, 01:52 PM

So funny!

Call up Steven Spielberg and lets turn this sucker into a movie.

rkmsuf · 08-30-2004, 01:54 PM

Matthew Broderick would be perfect

JeeberD · 08-30-2004, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

A male chimpanzee at the zoo has failed to live up to Feili’s sexual demands, and she has snubbed other potential suitors.

I've found the perfect job for The Afoci...

Desnudo · 08-30-2004, 02:15 PM

Size queen?

Ksyrup · 08-30-2004, 02:59 PM

I wonder if he traded some fighting crickets for packs of smokes.

Ksyrup · 08-30-2004, 03:01 PM

Next thing you know, he'l'l be hanging out with Dylan from 90210.

Ksyrup · 08-30-2004, 03:17 PM

BTW, what happened to just throwing crap like American monkeys?

Ksyrup · 08-30-2004, 03:18 PM

Going for the triple dola here...

Feili’s transformation from a “gentle girl” into a “shrew lay"...

Man, move one set of quote marks, and this becomes an entirely different sentence.

08-30-2004, 01:50 PM	#2
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	You should advise she do it in the butt. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

08-30-2004, 01:54 PM	#4
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Matthew Broderick would be perfect __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-30-2004, 02:59 PM	#7
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I wonder if he traded some fighting crickets for packs of smokes. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-30-2004, 03:01 PM	#8
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Next thing you know, he'l'l be hanging out with Dylan from 90210. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-30-2004, 03:17 PM	#9
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	BTW, what happened to just throwing crap like American monkeys? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-30-2004, 01:52 PM	#3
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	So funny! Call up Steven Spielberg and lets turn this sucker into a movie.

08-30-2004, 02:15 PM	#6
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Size queen?

08-30-2004, 03:18 PM	#10
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Going for the triple dola here... Feili’s transformation from a “gentle girl” into a “shrew lay"... Man, move one set of quote marks, and this becomes an entirely different sentence. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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