'Sup MILF?

Subby · 02-06-2008, 08:41 AM

Max Bratman's mom looking good in pre-season.

Schmidty · 02-06-2008, 08:44 AM

I had always been a breast man. You just ruined my life.

Subby · 02-06-2008, 08:46 AM

Go back to bed old man. Early bird buffet isn't for a few more hours.

Kodos · 02-06-2008, 08:59 AM

Looks like a stupid plastic-surgery bimbo to me.

MikeVic · 02-06-2008, 09:00 AM

Milk please.

rkmsuf · 02-06-2008, 09:03 AM

oh man I'd love to plow her

Subby · 02-06-2008, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

Looks like a stupid plastic-surgery bimbo to me.

That's not silicone, Magoo.

johnnyshaka · 02-06-2008, 09:29 AM

I'm a boobman and absolutely love that my wife is pregnant again.

I also think pregnancy agrees with skanky "blondes" too!!

lighthousekeeper · 02-06-2008, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

oh man I'd love to plow her

why don't you tell us how you really feel.

Schmidty · 02-06-2008, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

That's not silicone, Magoo.

Totally silicone. I'm an expert in boobology. If you look closely enough at the mid-upper cleavage, the line isn't a perfect arc like it should be. There's a slight indentation there on both boobs, which is where the implants are. Even though she's pregnant, it's still obvious that she has falsies.

Blech.

Oilers9911 · 02-06-2008, 10:16 AM

That might be the most in-depth analysis of fake jugs I have ever read.

Honolulu_Blue · 02-06-2008, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Totally silicone. I'm an expert in boobology. If you look closely enough at the mid-upper cleavage, the line isn't a perfect arc like it should be. There's a slight indentation there on both boobs, which is where the implants are. Even though she's pregnant, it's still obvious that she has falsies.

Blech.

I concur with the boobologist's assessment.

Still, I've enjoyed looking at this picture all morning.

Thx 4 teh pix.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-06-2008, 10:36 AM

Who the hell is Max Bratman?

MizzouRah · 02-06-2008, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Totally silicone. I'm an expert in boobology. If you look closely enough at the mid-upper cleavage, the line isn't a perfect arc like it should be. There's a slight indentation there on both boobs, which is where the implants are. Even though she's pregnant, it's still obvious that she has falsies.

Blech.

No doubt about it.. not bad Schmidty, not bad.

stevew · 02-06-2008, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Who the hell is Max Bratman?

Son of the dorky guy on the right

Kodos · 02-06-2008, 11:25 AM

But why is he notable?

Warhammer · 02-06-2008, 11:32 AM

I thinking its because he plows her regularly.

Subby · 02-06-2008, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

But why is he notable?

He's the luckiest nerd on earth?

rkmsuf · 02-06-2008, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warhammer

I thinking its because he plows her regularly.

that bastege

Pumpy Tudors · 02-06-2008, 12:28 PM

So is this guy famous in the nerd world or something?

Anthony · 02-06-2008, 12:39 PM

i want to ejaculate in her so hard that it hurts.

seriously, i want to dispense my liquid awesomeness into her vaginal canal with such force it actually causes me pain. i want to say "ouch" when i do it. and then i want to slap her in her face. not drunken husband hard, but i want her to look at me and know i did it.

rkmsuf · 02-06-2008, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i want to ejaculate in her so hard that it hurts.

seriously, i want to dispense my liquid awesomeness into her vaginal canal with such force it actually causes me pain. i want to say "ouch" when i do it. and then i want to slap her in her face. not drunken husband hard, but i want her to look at me and know i did it.

that's what I meant by "plow"

Pumpy Tudors · 02-06-2008, 12:44 PM

Oh, now I get it. This thread had me horribly confused at first.

MikeVic · 02-06-2008, 12:56 PM

I like in that Ain't No Other Man video or whatever it's called, when there's some small drum thing playing fast and she's on stage, looking to the side, and then she does this like bouncy thing to the drums beats.

cuervo72 · 02-06-2008, 01:51 PM

I do have to concur that she's had work done. That said, the boob fairy seems to have been generous with her.

And, I approve of the thread (as does Bar Harbor's head cheerleader).

Easy Mac · 02-06-2008, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72

I do have to concur that she's had work done. That said, the boob fairy seems to have been generous with her.

And, I approve of the thread (as does Bar Harbor's head cheerleader).

Is boob fairy code for Jewish doctor in the way Canadian is code for black person?

Antmeister · 02-06-2008, 02:03 PM

I am only viewing this thread for the quality of the posts and not the wonderful pictures.

cuervo72 · 02-06-2008, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Is boob fairy code for Jewish doctor in the way Canadian is code for black person?

Code for breast enlargement due to pregnancy (and after that, breastfeeding). Sometimes temporary, sometimes not.

JeeberD · 02-06-2008, 03:47 PM

I love me some of her. And cuervo is right (like he usually is when it comes to boobs), she had some fake ones put in, but motherhood has given her some extra endowment...

Desnudo · 02-06-2008, 06:10 PM

She needs to release a sex tape

MacroGuru · 02-06-2008, 07:09 PM

I told Mrs. Macro that Christina sings to me in every video, telling me she like her hair pulled, her ass slapped, and yes...to be plowed.....hard.

Schmidty · 02-06-2008, 07:52 PM

I don't understand you people.

I've seen better looking whores while taking a walk through the Bellingham Bay Waterfront. Lot's of horny crab fisherman drop anchor here, so she'd fit right in.

Rizon · 02-06-2008, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

I don't understand you people.

I've seen better looking whores while taking a walk through the Bellingham Bay Waterfront. Lot's of horny crab fisherman drop anchor here, so she'd fit right in.

I absolutely can't stand Christina Aguilera. I think she's hideous. She was hot 9 years ago, though, but not now.

Subby · 02-06-2008, 09:32 PM

If I could rock the metrosexual schmidty goatee I might have higher standards.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-06-2008, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

If I could rock the metrosexual schmidty goatee I might have higher standards.

You know it's "Invisible Man" not "Invincible Man."

path12 · 02-06-2008, 10:19 PM

Times like this I miss Suicaine's sig.

Subby · 02-06-2008, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

You know it's "Invisible Man" not "Invincible Man."

get a brain, moran

Schmidty · 02-07-2008, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

If I could rock the metrosexual schmidty goatee I might have higher standards.

I haven't had a goatee in quite long time, thank you very much.

wade moore · 02-07-2008, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

get a brain, moran

stop causing problems.

Subby · 02-07-2008, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

I haven't had a goatee in quite long time, thank you very much.

I haven't had a mullet in a very long time either - doesn't mean I can't rock one in a pinch!

Schmidty · 02-07-2008, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

I haven't had a mullet in a very long time either - doesn't mean I can't rock one in a pinch!

Damn, I wish I had photoshop skills.

Passacaglia · 02-07-2008, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

get a brain, moran

Also, you know it's "Chubby" not "Subby"

Pumpy Tudors · 02-07-2008, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

get a brain, moran

GO SUA

WSUCougar · 02-07-2008, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Who the hell is Max Bratman?

You beat me to it, Pumpy.

korme · 02-07-2008, 05:08 PM

It was more clever than saying "Christina Aguilera looking good in preseason"

Eaglesfan27 · 02-07-2008, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

It was more clever than saying "Christina Aguilera looking good in preseason"

Hold it. That first pic is Christina Aguilera? I don't even recognize her anymore.

Calis · 02-07-2008, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Hold it. That first pic is Christina Aguilera? I don't even recognize her anymore.

My thoughts exactly. I had no idea who Max Bratman was and no idea who the girl was in the picture, so I had to google and find out that is her son's name..and I still can't believe that's her in the picture.

Not a flattering picture at all of her.

Rizon · 02-07-2008, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Hold it. That first pic is Christina Aguilera? I don't even recognize her anymore.

I actually thought it was a man in drag.

cthomer5000 · 02-07-2008, 09:52 PM

Yes, we're all banging supermodels.

korme · 02-07-2008, 11:18 PM

So I'm not the only one?

02-06-2008, 08:46 AM	#3
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Go back to bed old man. Early bird buffet isn't for a few more hours. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

02-06-2008, 08:59 AM	#4
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Looks like a stupid plastic-surgery bimbo to me. Last edited by Kodos : 02-06-2008 at 08:59 AM.

02-06-2008, 09:03 AM	#6
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	oh man I'd love to plow her __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-06-2008, 10:36 AM	#13
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Who the hell is Max Bratman? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

02-06-2008, 12:28 PM	#20
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	So is this guy famous in the nerd world or something? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

02-06-2008, 08:44 AM	#2
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	I had always been a breast man. You just ruined my life.

02-06-2008, 09:00 AM	#5
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Milk please.

02-06-2008, 09:29 AM	#8
johnnyshaka College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Edmonton, AB	I'm a boobman and absolutely love that my wife is pregnant again. I also think pregnancy agrees with skanky "blondes" too!!

02-06-2008, 10:16 AM	#11
Oilers9911 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2006	That might be the most in-depth analysis of fake jugs I have ever read.

02-06-2008, 11:25 AM	#16
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	But why is he notable?

02-06-2008, 11:32 AM	#17
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	I thinking its because he plows her regularly.

02-06-2008, 12:39 PM	#21
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	i want to ejaculate in her so hard that it hurts. seriously, i want to dispense my liquid awesomeness into her vaginal canal with such force it actually causes me pain. i want to say "ouch" when i do it. and then i want to slap her in her face. not drunken husband hard, but i want her to look at me and know i did it.

02-06-2008, 12:44 PM	#23
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Oh, now I get it. This thread had me horribly confused at first. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

02-06-2008, 12:56 PM	#24
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I like in that Ain't No Other Man video or whatever it's called, when there's some small drum thing playing fast and she's on stage, looking to the side, and then she does this like bouncy thing to the drums beats.

02-06-2008, 01:51 PM	#25
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	I do have to concur that she's had work done. That said, the boob fairy seems to have been generous with her. And, I approve of the thread (as does Bar Harbor's head cheerleader). __________________ null

02-06-2008, 02:03 PM	#27
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	I am only viewing this thread for the quality of the posts and not the wonderful pictures. __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

02-06-2008, 03:47 PM	#29
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I love me some of her. And cuervo is right (like he usually is when it comes to boobs), she had some fake ones put in, but motherhood has given her some extra endowment... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-06-2008, 06:10 PM	#30
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	She needs to release a sex tape

02-06-2008, 07:09 PM	#31
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	I told Mrs. Macro that Christina sings to me in every video, telling me she like her hair pulled, her ass slapped, and yes...to be plowed.....hard. __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

02-06-2008, 07:52 PM	#32
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	I don't understand you people. I've seen better looking whores while taking a walk through the Bellingham Bay Waterfront. Lot's of horny crab fisherman drop anchor here, so she'd fit right in.

02-06-2008, 09:32 PM	#34
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	If I could rock the metrosexual schmidty goatee I might have higher standards. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

02-06-2008, 10:19 PM	#36
path12 Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle, WA	Times like this I miss Suicaine's sig. __________________ We have always been at war with Eastasia.

02-07-2008, 05:08 PM	#45
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	It was more clever than saying "Christina Aguilera looking good in preseason"

02-07-2008, 11:18 PM	#50
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	So I'm not the only one?

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