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05-14-2009, 07:22 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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I have a little girl on the way
Little Mary Beth Mason will join us in approximately 140 days. I'm still having problems realizing I'm old enough to realistically have a kid, but oh well. Now all I'm worried about is screwing the kid up. But I guess that's what concerns everyone.
Man, it feels like it was just yesterday I was telling tales of my college roommate having sex on my xbox controller... |
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05-14-2009, 07:24 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
congrats!!!
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05-14-2009, 07:24 PM
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Bonafide Seminole Fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Miami
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Congrats.
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05-14-2009, 07:25 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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I'm never gonna have kids
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05-14-2009, 07:25 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Midwest
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Okay, the last line was a little disturbing.
Anyway...CONGRATULATIONS. You have no idea how much your life will change and you'll love it. And as different as you feel now, just wait till you hold her for the first time. It's the proverbial ton of bricks (in a good way). |
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05-14-2009, 07:39 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Congrats (and you picked a normal name instead of the trendy crazy stuff going around the last few years!)
I was wondering with the thread title if you were the Big Bad Wolf and if you were going to let us know how Little Red Riding Hood tasted  SI
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05-14-2009, 07:44 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Congrats! And I want to hear this story about the xbox controller. 
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05-14-2009, 07:46 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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05-14-2009, 07:48 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Congrats Easy Mac! Go out and do as much stuff as you can with the missus as you won't get too much of chance to do that after, oh, around 140 days from now. Then at about 870 days from now, you will have to put your xbox and other electronics up high enough so she isn't stuffing Cheerios in them.
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05-14-2009, 07:52 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Grats!
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05-14-2009, 08:21 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue
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Congrats Mr. Mac!
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05-14-2009, 08:33 PM
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Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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Yes, definitely. Get all the movie goin', dinner outtings, etc. while you still can. Congrats Easy Mac. |
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05-14-2009, 08:38 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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congrats!
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05-14-2009, 08:45 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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her first name is going to be "Little"?
grats
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05-14-2009, 09:19 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Congratulations. I have 2 of these and they aren't so little anymore. Time flies fast. So make sure to buy all the cool frilly outfits and Barbies they want.
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05-14-2009, 09:20 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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Way to go Chris...i never knew you had it in you!
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05-14-2009, 09:33 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Chicago
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Very cool. My little girl is turning two tomorrow. It is unbelievably how quickly time flies, just like Stevew said above.
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05-14-2009, 09:34 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Congrats!
Better start to learn how to use a gun if already haven't. Your gonna need it in 13 years or so. Last edited by Galaxy : 05-15-2009 at 12:26 AM. |
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05-14-2009, 09:35 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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It's harder to screw them up than you think. Congrats!
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05-14-2009, 10:09 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Edmonton, AB
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As the proud (and scared of the teenage years) father of two little girls, congrats............and good luck!!!
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05-14-2009, 10:55 PM
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Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Congrats!
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05-14-2009, 11:16 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Congrats!
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05-15-2009, 12:10 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Chula Vista, CA
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Congratulations!
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05-15-2009, 12:43 AM
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High School JV
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Northern California
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Awesome and congrats. I have two wonderful little girls, and a son as well. As you'll soon find there is something about daddy's little girl. They are wonderful, awesome, and make you feel like a million bucks. But the scary thing is watching them grow up into awesome, smart, talented, beautiful women. Trust me, you'll feel my pain.
As a side note...not that I know you...but remind me never to play X-Box at your place. Cheers! and congrats again. |
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05-15-2009, 01:41 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The scorched Desert
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My only advice is to exclude the Xbox tale from the Bedtime story rotation after she is born. Congratulations, it is a little daunting thinking about your first child coming, but you will probably be surprised how much your instincts kick in.....and it almost becomes easy Here is to a happy, healthy little girl in 140 days. |
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05-15-2009, 03:35 AM
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Sick as a Parrot
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Surfers Paradise, Australia
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Soon time to take the "easy" out of your username
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05-15-2009, 06:13 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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My congratulations now, my condolences in about 10-11 years.
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05-15-2009, 06:19 AM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: C-Town
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Congrats... and welcome to fatherhood!
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05-15-2009, 07:09 AM
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Roster Filler
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cicero
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This is a given. Parenting becomes fun once you accept it and just try to enjoy the screwing up process.
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05-15-2009, 09:08 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Congrats!
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05-15-2009, 09:11 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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Congrats! My little guy is now a little over 8 months old. I haven't felt decently rested since last August, but it's been worth it.
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05-15-2009, 09:35 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Arlington, VA
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Congrats, Easy Mac. Little girls are the greatest thing in the entire world.
Last edited by chesapeake : 05-15-2009 at 09:36 AM. |
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05-15-2009, 09:51 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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Congrats man...my 4th niece was born last week. That's 4 girls under 3.5 years old. Good lord.
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05-15-2009, 08:17 PM
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SI Games
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Melbourne, FL
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Congrats - don't let her twist you around her little finger .... too much
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05-18-2009, 01:23 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Congrats, Easy!
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05-18-2009, 01:31 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Do we get to call her Mary Mac?
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05-18-2009, 01:43 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Pintendre, Qc, Canada
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certainly much better than Easy Mary Congrats Easy Mac, best of luck with the pregnancy. FM
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05-18-2009, 01:51 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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Shouldn't this go in the child molester's thread?  |
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05-20-2009, 07:48 PM
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Sick as a Parrot
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Surfers Paradise, Australia
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Here's a foretaste of the emotions you're getting yourself into:
especially around 3.27. I can recall watching my own daughter - aged 8 at the time - go on stage in a talent contest and sing "We are Australians" and the joy on her face when everyone stood up and applauded at the end. Last edited by Mac Howard : 05-20-2009 at 07:55 PM. |
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05-20-2009, 07:53 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Decatur, GA
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Congrats!
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05-21-2009, 09:28 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Arlington, VA
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ZING! I saw that one coming as soon as I hit "submit reply." |
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