IWS #162: You Don't Always Die From Tobacco

Karlifornia · 05-10-2009, 03:01 PM

This episode of IWS is dedicated to my hero:

The Rules

The rules are the same as previous FOFC “I’m With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the game’s widely revered and most truly beloved founding fathers.

The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. Yes, that means they will be multiplied together, not added. Highest score wins.

Collaboration of any kind is strictly forbidden. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants.

All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. My decisions are final and inarguable. Whining or otherwise making a nuisance of yourself gives me license to reduce your score to zero, and make fun of you and/or your loved ones in public.

Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However...

Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "Who is the the most masculine FOFC poster of all time?" and you and four other people responded "Subby" you each get five points, period, even if it is not technically a correct answer.

When it comes to scoring the answers, I am judge, jury, and executioner. Get your crying done in another thread, because I will not listen to it!

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The Hall of Heroes

Ahbrady - IWS#15, IWS#41, IWS#85, IWS#100
Airhog - IWS#1
Albionmoonlight - IWS#30, IWS#50, IWS#101, IWS#127, IWS#146
Anxiety - IWS#49, IWS #149
Archer219 - IWS#18, IWS#100
Arctus – IWS#135
Ardent Enthusiast - IWS#6
Atatange1 - IWS#79
Barkeep49 - IWS#62, IWS#100, IWS#117
bbor - IWS#23, IWS#26
Bearcat729 - IWS#82, IWS#93
BishopMVP - IWS#36
Blade - IWS#13
BrianD - IWS#106
Bryce - IWS#40, IWS#53
Buccaneer - IWS#47
Butter_of_69 - IWS#128, IWS#144, IWS#158
Bsak16 - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#17
cartman - IWS#48, IWS#100
Celeval - IWSE146
Chief Rum - IWS#45, IWS#56, IWS#95
Cornhuskerly - IWS#46
Crim - IWS#57
Cringer - IWS#155, IWS#158
Cthomer5000 - IWS#54, IWS#75
CU Tiger - IWS#152
Cuervo72 - IWS#27, IWS#38
Dangarion – IWS#100, IWS#122
Danny - IWS#54
Desert Dweller - IWS#6
Desnudo - IWS#88, IWS #120, IWS #137
Digamma - IWS#14, IWS#92
DukeRulesMAB - IWS#76
Dutch - IWS#90
EagleFan - IWS#41
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn- IWS#126
Frozenrope - IWS#86
George W Bush- IWS#80, IWS#84
Glengoyne - IWS#71
gold101 - IWS#63
GoSeahawks - IWS#64 IWS#131
gstelmack - IWS#116
Hammer755 - IWS#38
HeavyReign - IWS#23
Henry296 - IWS#12
Honolulu_Blue - IWS #129, IWS #144
HornedFrogPurple - IWS#10
JeeberD - IWS#44, IWS#52, IWS#61, IWS#87, IWS#91, IWS#110, IWS#138, IWS #141
Jesse Ewiak – IWS#100
Joe Canadian - IWS#29
John Lynch - IWS#10
Karlifornia - IWS#81, IWS#97, IWS#99, IWS#124, IWS#134, IWS#158, IWS#161
kingfc22- IWS#75, IWS#123, IWS#140, IWS#151
kurtism - IWS#79
KWhit - IWS#142, IWS#147, IWS#150
lighhousekeeper - IWS#125
lurker - IWS#158
Logan – IWS#100
Maple Leafs - IWS#34, IWS#84, IWS#94, IWS#113, IWS#118, IWS#139
Marmel - IWS#8
Masked - IWS#22, IWS#30, IWS#31, IWS#33, IWS#100
MattJones4Heisman - IWS#157
mauboy1 - IWS#77
MIJB#19 - IWS#59, IWS#69, IWS#117
Msf518 - IWS#11, IWS#15, IWS#35, IWS#39, IWS#100
Neuqua - IWS#19
NoMyths - IWS#46
Noop - IWS#46
Nothingman - IWS#6, IWS#45
ntndeacon - IWS#81
Oliegirl - IWS#72, IWS#81
PackerFanatic - IWS#130
Panerd - IWS#3, IWS#84, IWS#89, IWS#107, IWS#120, IWS#133
PineTar - IWS#108
Pjstp20 - IWS#42
Primelord - IWS#11
Pyser - IWS#85
QuikSand - IWS#9, IWS#16, IWS#18, IWS#24, IWS#32, IWS#58, IWS#66, IWS#70, IWS#73, IWS#78, IWS#83, IWS#93, IWS#100, IWS#103, IWS#111, IWS#132, IWS #156
Qwikshot - IWS#5
Radii – IWS#100, IWS#106
Raiders Army - IWS #154
Ramzavail - IWS#53
Raven Hawk - IWS#68 IWS#96
RendeR - IWS#6
RGunner - IWS#121
rkmsuf - IWS#145
RonnieDobbs - IWS#37
RPI-Fan - IWS#9
sabotai - IWS#143
Samdari - IWS#21
ScottVib - IWS#9
Solecismic - IWS#83
spleen1015 - IWS#98
SplitPersonality1 - IWS#4, IWS#104
Sterlingice - IWS#28, IWS#31, IWS#35, IWS#51
stevew- IWS#159
Subby - IWS#107, IWS#110, IWS#112
Sublime 2 - IWS#25, IWS#134, IWS#148, IWS#161
Suicane75 - IWS#109
Swaggs - IWS#2, IWS#35
Tasan - IWS#65
TazFTW - IWS#153
ThunderingHERD - IWS#114, IWS#119, IWS#122
Timmae - IWS #115
Tredwel - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#20, IWS#43, IWS#67, IWS#84
TRO - IWS#7, IWS#9, IWS#12, IWS#85, IWS#102, IWS#109
tucker342 - IWS#60
Vince - IWS#37, IWS#46, IWS#62
Wbatl1 – IWS#105, IWS #136
Whar - IWS#75
Wheels - IWS#55
WSUCougar – IWS#105
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1.Who is the most physically attractive Olympic athlete of all time?

2.Name a David Bowie song.

3.Other than Tabasco, name a brand of hot sauce.

4.If you were stranded on an island, and you had to eat your dead friend, which part of their body would you eat first?

5.Which singer has the best rack?

6.Name a neighborhood in Los Angeles.

Lorena · 05-10-2009, 08:59 PM

Abe Sargent · 05-10-2009, 09:33 PM

General Mike · 05-10-2009, 09:38 PM

Greyroofoo · 05-10-2009, 09:57 PM

送られる

Lathum · 05-10-2009, 09:59 PM

dubb93 · 05-10-2009, 10:41 PM

sent.......my first time.

dubb93 · 05-10-2009, 10:42 PM

dola:

Glad to be the one to break up all the different spellings.

Greyroofoo · 05-10-2009, 10:51 PM

i remember my first time...

Lorena · 05-10-2009, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dubb93

sent.......my first time.

Karlifornia popped your IWS cherry, how nice.

Karlifornia · 05-10-2009, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorena

Karlifornia popped your IWS cherry, how nice.

Never to fear, Lorena. I know how to apply the IWS loving touch.

Danny · 05-11-2009, 01:13 AM

flere-imsaho · 05-11-2009, 02:02 PM

Passacaglia · 05-11-2009, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Never to fear, Lorena. I know how to apply the IWS loving touch.

Yeah right. You don't even use the equals sign.

GoldenEagle · 05-11-2009, 04:16 PM

Sentizle

MikeVic · 05-11-2009, 04:52 PM

senttttttt

MrDNA · 05-11-2009, 07:30 PM

I think that Stupid is with me this time...

Autumn · 05-12-2009, 07:34 PM

Karlifornia · 05-13-2009, 03:59 AM

So far, it seems like anybody's game. Thanks to all that have entered so far. I realize now that I never put down a deadline, so now I'll make one:

The soft deadline is Friday at 9:00 pm pacific.

MIJB#19 · 05-14-2009, 03:24 PM

Soft deadline has been posted, people. Get your entries in while you still can!

MIJB#19 · 05-16-2009, 06:37 AM

bumptidumptibump

LoneStarGirl · 05-16-2009, 06:54 PM

Time for results!!

CU Tiger · 05-16-2009, 10:54 PM

the envelope please

Karlifornia · 05-17-2009, 12:22 AM

Does nobody comprehend the meaning of the word "soft"?

Okay, fine, I'm just lazy.....I'm working on it now.

CU Tiger · 05-17-2009, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Does nobody comprehend the meaning of the word "soft"?

Okay, fine, I'm just lazy.....I'm working on it now.

you wife says she KNOWS WHAT SOFT MEANS

Karlifornia · 05-17-2009, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CU Tiger

you wife says she KNOWS WHAT SOFT MEANS

Oh, what's this? A delete button? I'll press it, just to see what happens. Oh...oh no....Where did CU Tiger's entry go?

I'm gonna post the results tomorrow when I wake up.

Lathum · 05-17-2009, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

I'm gonna post the results tomorrow when I wake up.

jesus, how late do you sleep?

dubb93 · 05-17-2009, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

jesus, how late do you sleep?

Well it's almost 6:30 here.

Greyroofoo · 05-17-2009, 05:37 PM

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!!!!11!!!One

General Mike · 05-17-2009, 06:23 PM

I declare myself the winner.

Karlifornia · 05-17-2009, 09:20 PM

Fuck all of you. I was really hungover this morning, and then one of my friends busted in and said "Let's go to the beach. And let's do it now, before traffic gets really bad". Now I'm back....and I may do the results tonight....I dunno..depends on how I feel. I AM YOUR GOD. Seriously, though..I'm almost done with it, and will probably post it tonight, but all you bourgeois people, and most of you proletariat people will be asleep by then. If it's not up when you wake up tomorrow, sorry!

path12 · 05-17-2009, 09:22 PM

Text sim geeks are bourgeoisie?

Karlifornia · 05-17-2009, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by path12

Text sim geeks are bourgeoisie?

Judging by how many people on here preen about their boring career troubles, I'd imagine so.

lighthousekeeper · 05-18-2009, 11:23 AM

Mr Hand: Mr. Spicoli, can you please enlighten us as to why you didn't complete your assignment on time?

Spicoli: I was really hungover this morning, and then one of my friends busted in and said "Let's go to the beach. And let's do it now, before traffic gets really bad". Now I'm back....and I may do the results tonight....I dunno..depends on how I feel. I AM YOUR GOD. Seriously, though..I'm almost done with it, and will probably post it tonight, but all you bourgeois people, and most of you proletariat people will be asleep by then. If it's not up when you wake up tomorrow, sorry dudes!

Lathum · 05-18-2009, 11:35 AM

nice.

Passacaglia · 05-18-2009, 01:41 PM

So it sounds like you still haven't learned how to use Excel? That's what all the cool bourgeois people do.

path12 · 05-18-2009, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Judging by how many people on here preen about their boring career troubles, I'd imagine so.

Hmmm. I must be skipping the right threads.

JeeberD · 05-18-2009, 01:48 PM

Hmmm...can I still send in my answers if you haven't compiled this yet?

DanGarion · 05-18-2009, 01:51 PM

Is it tomorrow yet? Also we are still doing this in excel, even though Google Documents is free and easier to look at?

Lathum · 05-18-2009, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Hmmm...can I still send in my answers if you haven't compiled this yet?

please don't, it could delay the results another week.

Passacaglia · 05-18-2009, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

Is it tomorrow yet? Also we are still doing this in excel, even though Google Documents is free and easier to look at?

Dude, you've missed a lot. We're using calculators and then just using excel to organize the data.

DanGarion · 05-18-2009, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Dude, you've missed a lot. We're using calculators and then just using excel to organize the data.

Really? People are doing this thing by hand. Well shit, I guess I'm going to do my best to never win again, since I don't have a calculator.

Abe Sargent · 05-18-2009, 02:17 PM

I used my PC calculator

MikeVic · 05-18-2009, 02:19 PM

What if you have a Mac?

path12 · 05-18-2009, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

What if you have a Mac?

A Mac would be fine but the problem is that you're using Canadian numbers.

Passacaglia · 05-18-2009, 02:26 PM

I have a calculator where you enter the first number, then ENTER, then the second number, then the operation, if anyone wants it -- that should help make the process take even longer.

DanGarion · 05-18-2009, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

I used my PC calculator

Can I use my abacus?

MikeVic · 05-18-2009, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by path12

A Mac would be fine but the problem is that you're using Canadian numbers.

Racist.

dubb93 · 05-18-2009, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

I have a calculator where you enter the first number, then ENTER, then the second number, then the operation, if anyone wants it -- that should help make the process take even longer.

I will need your address if I win so I can send you a SASE.

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 05-18-2009, 02:41 PM

Whatever happened to Make Mine Rare?

05-10-2009, 08:59 PM	#2
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	sent

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Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	1c

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dubb93 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004	sent.......my first time.

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dubb93 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004	dola: Glad to be the one to break up all the different spellings.

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Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	i remember my first time...

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Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Sent

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Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	So far, it seems like anybody's game. Thanks to all that have entered so far. I realize now that I never put down a deadline, so now I'll make one: The soft deadline is Friday at 9:00 pm pacific. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com Last edited by Karlifornia : 05-13-2009 at 03:59 AM.

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MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	Soft deadline has been posted, people. Get your entries in while you still can! __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

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MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	bumptidumptibump __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

05-16-2009, 06:54 PM	#22
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	Time for results!!

05-16-2009, 10:54 PM	#23
CU Tiger Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Backwoods, SC	the envelope please

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Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Does nobody comprehend the meaning of the word "soft"? Okay, fine, I'm just lazy.....I'm working on it now. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

05-17-2009, 05:37 PM	#29
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!!!!11!!!One

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General Mike Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The State of Rutgers	I declare myself the winner.

05-17-2009, 09:20 PM	#31
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Fuck all of you. I was really hungover this morning, and then one of my friends busted in and said "Let's go to the beach. And let's do it now, before traffic gets really bad". Now I'm back....and I may do the results tonight....I dunno..depends on how I feel. I AM YOUR GOD. Seriously, though..I'm almost done with it, and will probably post it tonight, but all you bourgeois people, and most of you proletariat people will be asleep by then. If it's not up when you wake up tomorrow, sorry! __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

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path12 Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle, WA	Text sim geeks are bourgeoisie? __________________ We have always been at war with Eastasia.

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lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	Mr Hand: Mr. Spicoli, can you please enlighten us as to why you didn't complete your assignment on time? Spicoli: I was really hungover this morning, and then one of my friends busted in and said "Let's go to the beach. And let's do it now, before traffic gets really bad". Now I'm back....and I may do the results tonight....I dunno..depends on how I feel. I AM YOUR GOD. Seriously, though..I'm almost done with it, and will probably post it tonight, but all you bourgeois people, and most of you proletariat people will be asleep by then. If it's not up when you wake up tomorrow, sorry dudes! __________________ ...

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Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	nice.

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Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	So it sounds like you still haven't learned how to use Excel? That's what all the cool bourgeois people do.

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DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Is it tomorrow yet? Also we are still doing this in excel, even though Google Documents is free and easier to look at? __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

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Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	I used my PC calculator __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent