The Greatest Thing I've Ever Learned on the Internet

DanGarion · 06-23-2005, 09:48 PM

Is how to fold my shirts.
Game, set, match.

gottimd · 06-23-2005, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dangarion

Is how to fold my shirts.
Game, set, match.

1. I can enlarge my penis with a pill
2. This girl and her friends keep getting web cams and want to show me
3. Prescription drugs are so easy to get
4. Some lady in africa needs me to send her $5K so I can receive her $100M
5. Goatse is something you don't want to search for on google
6. Neither is tubgirl
7. For some reason my credit cards keep getting hacked so as security measures they keep sending out emails for me to type in my ID and pin number to ensure it wont happen again.

Ksyrup · 06-23-2005, 09:53 PM

I couldn't do that if my life depended on it.

Easy Mac · 06-23-2005, 09:54 PM

Rumor has it, thats how they torture the terrorists in Gitmo.

Ksyrup · 06-23-2005, 09:57 PM

It's like watching a magic trick in slow motion. I don't even understand what they're trying to explain. Those look like the instructions that came with the entertainment center I put together last year.

Karlifornia · 06-23-2005, 10:03 PM

I just looked up tubgirl and goatse....All I have to say is...I'll never see anything the same, ever again.

Draft Dodger · 06-23-2005, 10:04 PM

here's how I do it:

1) wash shirt
2) dry shirt
3) put shirt on bed for wife to fold

Easy Mac · 06-23-2005, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

here's how I do it:

1) wash shirt
2) dry shirt
3) put shirt on bed for wife to fold
4) sleep on couch with Kleenex box

fixed that for ya.

Draft Dodger · 06-23-2005, 10:07 PM

nah, we've got a good agreement. she's seen how badly I fold clothes. for a while, she'd let me fold my clothes (only), but then we struck a deal - I'd wash and dry all the clothes then bring them upstairs for her to fold. works well, couch (and kleenex) not needed.

RendeR · 06-23-2005, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by RadioFriendlyUnitShifter

I just looked up tubgirl and goatse....All I have to say is...I'll never see anything the same, ever again.

Damn you.....

Damn you to HELL......

*****SHUDDDDERRRRRRSSSS********

DanGarion · 06-23-2005, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

It's like watching a magic trick in slow motion. I don't even understand what they're trying to explain. Those look like the instructions that came with the entertainment center I put together last year.

It's not that difficult I just learned how!

Buccaneer · 06-23-2005, 10:27 PM

This is funny, but I don't think I had ever learned so much about the internet when I read its entry for Internet Phenomenon

Suicane75 · 06-23-2005, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Damn you.....

Damn you to HELL......

*****SHUDDDDERRRRRRSSSS********

Why would you look up the 2nd one after seeing the first one?

Easy Mac · 06-23-2005, 10:31 PM

We had to see which was worse.

RendeR · 06-23-2005, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Why would you look up the 2nd one after seeing the first one?

I randomly looked up goatse first...then.....then...oh god.....THEN.......

*cries*

Karlifornia · 06-23-2005, 10:40 PM

Goatse ain't nothin' to sneeze at, but tub-girl is just....It's a lot to absorb in one photograph....I faced some hard truths tonight.

Easy Mac · 06-23-2005, 10:41 PM

She looked like the kind of girl that Shorty could get drunk with... then go punch guys in the rectum.

Warhammer · 06-24-2005, 12:54 PM

I've never looked up goatse and I don't plan to. Tub girl just happened to be in a forum on fark before the mods deleted it and sent the poster to bandom....

Warhammer · 06-24-2005, 12:54 PM

Come to think of it, where is JohnDX when you need him?

stkelly52 · 06-24-2005, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

here's how I do it:

1) wash shirt
2) dry shirt
3) put shirt on bed for wife to fold

here's how I do it:
1) Drop shirt on floor for wife to wash, dry and fold

kcchief19 · 06-24-2005, 01:08 PM

David Letterman says if you're a guy and you know how to fold a shirt, you're probably gay. I think he's on to something here.

ahbrady · 06-24-2005, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

David Letterman says if you're a guy and you know how to fold a shirt, you're probably gay. I think he's on to something here.

I believe he actually said if you know how to fold a sweater, you're probably gay, but your point is still fairly valid.

Silver Owl · 06-24-2005, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by RadioFriendlyUnitShifter

Goatse ain't nothin' to sneeze at, but tub-girl is just....It's a lot to absorb in one photograph....I faced some hard truths tonight.

I FEEL SICK !!

Thanks a lot you BASTARDS !!

sterlingice · 06-24-2005, 04:38 PM

About the goatse/tubgirl people. Yes, yes, I got tricked into seeing goatse. Then someone tried to get me to go see tubgirl. Now, let's see... this person sent me first to a horrible picture of a manrectum wants to send me to something called tubgirl. Needless to say, I have yet to see that.

SI

Silver Owl · 06-24-2005, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

About the goatse/tubgirl people. Yes, yes, I got tricked into seeing goatse. Then someone tried to get me to go see tubgirl. Now, let's see... this person sent me first to a horrible picture of a manrectum wants to send me to something called tubgirl. Needless to say, I have yet to see that.

SI

For the love of god !! DO NOT GO THERE !!!

Jon · 06-24-2005, 05:34 PM

Here's how I do it:
(1) Gather laundary.
(2) Drop off laundary at place.
(3) Pick up laundary two days later
(4) Put away fresh and folded clothes.

SegRat · 06-24-2005, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver Owl

For the love of god !! DO NOT GO THERE !!!

I second that. Stay away far away. I may now need therepy

sterlingice · 06-24-2005, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver Owl

For the love of god !! DO NOT GO THERE !!!

Well, that point of my story was that if the person who sent me to goatse said to go to tubgirl, I didn't really trust that person and won't go there. Kindof like the people who have some bad pizza and go "this tastes awful, try some" or bad cologne and says "this smells awful, smell it".

SI

RendeR · 06-24-2005, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver Owl

For the love of god !! DO NOT GO THERE !!!

*whimpers something incoherent that sounds like *

What Owl Said.....

*curls up in a tighter ball and whimpers further....*

thesloppy · 06-24-2005, 11:27 PM

What the problem is? Doesn't seem that bad to me.

But seriously, it stuns me that there's net savvy people who haven't seen goatse and tubgirl, I thought that was a standard part of the interent initiation. I think I remember firing up my 1200 baud modem, logged into prodigy, and spending 4 hours gophering around just to download an ASCII rendering of that dude pulling his butthole apart.

06-23-2005, 09:53 PM	#3
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I couldn't do that if my life depended on it. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-23-2005, 09:57 PM	#5
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	It's like watching a magic trick in slow motion. I don't even understand what they're trying to explain. Those look like the instructions that came with the entertainment center I put together last year. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-23-2005, 10:03 PM	#6
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I just looked up tubgirl and goatse....All I have to say is...I'll never see anything the same, ever again. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

06-23-2005, 10:04 PM	#7
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	here's how I do it: 1) wash shirt 2) dry shirt 3) put shirt on bed for wife to fold __________________ Mile High Hockey

06-23-2005, 10:07 PM	#9
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	nah, we've got a good agreement. she's seen how badly I fold clothes. for a while, she'd let me fold my clothes (only), but then we struck a deal - I'd wash and dry all the clothes then bring them upstairs for her to fold. works well, couch (and kleenex) not needed. __________________ Mile High Hockey

06-23-2005, 09:54 PM	#4
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Rumor has it, thats how they torture the terrorists in Gitmo.

06-23-2005, 10:27 PM	#12
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	This is funny, but I don't think I had ever learned so much about the internet when I read its entry for Internet Phenomenon

06-23-2005, 10:31 PM	#14
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	We had to see which was worse.

06-23-2005, 10:40 PM	#16
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Goatse ain't nothin' to sneeze at, but tub-girl is just....It's a lot to absorb in one photograph....I faced some hard truths tonight. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

06-23-2005, 10:41 PM	#17
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	She looked like the kind of girl that Shorty could get drunk with... then go punch guys in the rectum.

06-24-2005, 12:54 PM	#18
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	I've never looked up goatse and I don't plan to. Tub girl just happened to be in a forum on fark before the mods deleted it and sent the poster to bandom....

06-24-2005, 01:08 PM	#21
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	David Letterman says if you're a guy and you know how to fold a shirt, you're probably gay. I think he's on to something here.

06-24-2005, 04:38 PM	#24
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	About the goatse/tubgirl people. Yes, yes, I got tricked into seeing goatse. Then someone tried to get me to go see tubgirl. Now, let's see... this person sent me first to a horrible picture of a manrectum wants to send me to something called tubgirl. Needless to say, I have yet to see that. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

06-24-2005, 05:34 PM	#26
Jon High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000	Here's how I do it: (1) Gather laundary. (2) Drop off laundary at place. (3) Pick up laundary two days later (4) Put away fresh and folded clothes.

06-24-2005, 11:27 PM	#30
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	What the problem is? Doesn't seem that bad to me. But seriously, it stuns me that there's net savvy people who haven't seen goatse and tubgirl, I thought that was a standard part of the interent initiation. I think I remember firing up my 1200 baud modem, logged into prodigy, and spending 4 hours gophering around just to download an ASCII rendering of that dude pulling his butthole apart.

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