Ping: Tom Arnold

duckman · 08-09-2009, 10:54 PM

Just finished watching Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers. Stop doing comedy. Just stop.

Thank you.

boberot · 08-09-2009, 11:35 PM

Amen. In fact, stop doing everything.

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-09-2009, 11:40 PM

How bad was the roast?

Kodos · 08-10-2009, 12:15 AM

He was good in True Lies.

Saul Goode · 08-10-2009, 12:43 AM

I need to be that alien's plastic surgeon...I would be loaded beyond my wildest dreams

Tigercat · 08-10-2009, 12:51 AM

I think Tom was drunk. Not sure if that material could have been any better sober though. The guy before him was almost equal aweful. Maybe the worst roast I have seen on Comedy Central.

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-10-2009, 01:06 AM

I didn't want to watch out of fear I could have done better. Hell, she stole a joke from me once!

RainMaker · 08-10-2009, 01:11 AM

I watched half the roast. Was pretty bad compared to others. The two funny performers were Jeff Ross and Greg Giraldo.

fantom1979 · 08-10-2009, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

He was good in True Lies.

QFT

I didn't see the movie in the theaters because of Arnold, and he ended up being pretty good in it. I once saw a quote where he said that his career isn't dead, he is just waiting for them to make True Lies II.

RomaGoth · 08-10-2009, 08:36 AM

I have never watched an entire roast, except at family reunions.

RendeR · 08-10-2009, 08:38 AM

Best roast so far: William Shatner

I laugh till I cry every time its on. Fucking HILARIous.

The one for Bob Saget was actually pretty good too.

Dr. Sak · 08-10-2009, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by fantom1979

QFT

I didn't see the movie in the theaters because of Arnold, and he ended up being pretty good in it. I once saw a quote where he said that his career isn't dead, he is just waiting for them to make True Lies II.

He was on the Howard Stern show a few weeks ago and said that once Arnold is done with his governor duties they are going to start shooting True Lies II.

duckman · 08-10-2009, 08:53 AM

Whitney Cummings was by far the best roaster of a sub-par roast. She was absolutely ruthless.

TroyF · 08-10-2009, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by duckman

Whitney Cummings was by far the best roaster of a sub-par roast. She was absolutely ruthless.

She was great. I actually thought Brad Garrett was pretty damned funny as well.

BishopMVP · 08-10-2009, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

He was good in True Lies.

Re-watching that movie it's amazing how ugly Eliza Dushku was at 13.

MJ4H · 08-10-2009, 06:01 PM

There is a lot of truth in this thread.

1) Tom Arnold is guh
2) Oddly, he practically made True Lies fun to watch
3) wtf at Eliza Dushku

terpkristin · 08-10-2009, 06:05 PM

Why on earth would anyone watch anything to do with Joan Rivers? Or the small bits of the body that used to be Joan Rivers, now 99% plastic.

/tk

BishopMVP · 08-10-2009, 07:30 PM

It's a roast. Those are usually funnier if you dislike the person being roasted, especially if particularly mean-spirited comedians get up there (Giraldo, DiPaolo, Ross etc.)

Crapshoot · 08-10-2009, 10:13 PM

My favorite roast was Dennis Leary; now that was an enjoyable crowd. Joan Rivers - who gives a fuck?

Logan · 08-11-2009, 07:10 AM

My favorite was Jerry Stiller, if only for Jeff Ross busting out the greatest televised joke of all time.

terpkristin · 08-11-2009, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BishopMVP

It's a roast. Those are usually funnier if you dislike the person being roasted, especially if particularly mean-spirited comedians get up there (Giraldo, DiPaolo, Ross etc.)

I understand the concept of a roast, hell I've seen a few. I guess I just don't ever find them interesting. Especially when they're for people who are so irrelevant I can't bring myself to care about the roast. But, to each their own.

/tk

Apathetic Lurker · 08-11-2009, 07:13 PM

Y'all dont unnerstand the genius that Tom Arnold possesses

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08-09-2009, 11:35 PM	#2
boberot High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Western NY	Amen. In fact, stop doing everything.

08-09-2009, 11:40 PM	#3
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	How bad was the roast?

08-10-2009, 12:15 AM	#4
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	He was good in True Lies.

08-10-2009, 12:43 AM	#5
Saul Goode n00b Join Date: Mar 2008	I need to be that alien's plastic surgeon...I would be loaded beyond my wildest dreams

08-10-2009, 12:51 AM	#6
Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	I think Tom was drunk. Not sure if that material could have been any better sober though. The guy before him was almost equal aweful. Maybe the worst roast I have seen on Comedy Central.

08-10-2009, 01:06 AM	#7
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I didn't want to watch out of fear I could have done better. Hell, she stole a joke from me once!

08-10-2009, 01:11 AM	#8
RainMaker General Manager Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	I watched half the roast. Was pretty bad compared to others. The two funny performers were Jeff Ross and Greg Giraldo.

08-10-2009, 08:36 AM	#10
RomaGoth Favored Bitch #2 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Here	I have never watched an entire roast, except at family reunions.

08-10-2009, 07:30 PM	#18
BishopMVP Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Concord, MA/UMass	It's a roast. Those are usually funnier if you dislike the person being roasted, especially if particularly mean-spirited comedians get up there (Giraldo, DiPaolo, Ross etc.)

08-10-2009, 10:13 PM	#19
Crapshoot Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003	My favorite roast was Dennis Leary; now that was an enjoyable crowd. Joan Rivers - who gives a fuck?

08-11-2009, 07:10 AM	#20
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	My favorite was Jerry Stiller, if only for Jeff Ross busting out the greatest televised joke of all time.

08-11-2009, 07:13 PM	#22
Apathetic Lurker College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo,NY	Y'all dont unnerstand the genius that Tom Arnold possesses

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