04-30-2003, 11:14 PM | #1 | ||
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Going to Hell? Take the Dante's Inferno Quiz to Find Out
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04-30-2003, 11:16 PM | #2 |
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Location: Canada eh
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Just got this in an email, so far I'm taking over a management position on the seventh level, anybody joining me?
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04-30-2003, 11:16 PM | #3 |
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Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Oh, I know I'm going to hell. No need to take this thing...
Edit: Hmmm, only made it to the second level of hell. It says that I'm lustful. I think my girlfriend would agree. Ooh, Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are also on the second level. Looks like I'm gonna be getting some nice after-life bootie...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 04-30-2003 at 11:26 PM. |
04-30-2003, 11:32 PM | #4 |
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Second Level for me.
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04-30-2003, 11:33 PM | #5 |
Grizzled Veteran
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Location: Little Rock, AR
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Im going to the second level of hell according to this thing. Arent they going to hell for judging over the internet?
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04-30-2003, 11:36 PM | #6 |
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No way JeeberD, I saw Cleopatra first!!!
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04-30-2003, 11:37 PM | #7 |
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Level 5! BWAHAHAH!
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04-30-2003, 11:37 PM | #8 |
General Manager
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Location: The Satellite of Love
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5th level of hell, representin'
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04-30-2003, 11:38 PM | #9 |
Grizzled Veteran
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I did it again, changed maybe two answers that I thought about and now I am saved.
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04-30-2003, 11:45 PM | #10 |
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Golden Eagle thats cheating...your going to hell for that.
Me, I got a 4th level burn. |
04-30-2003, 11:48 PM | #11 | |
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Bull, I got there first, I get the threesome. Tough luck, but maybe Marge Schott will be somewhere around there when it's your time to go...
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05-01-2003, 12:04 AM | #12 |
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Location: Illinois
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6th level! Woohoo!
I just hope I'm allowed to bring my Accordion of Bleeding Ears, +2 vs. Weird Al Yankovic, with me. You just know he'll be joining me in hell... Edited for freshness. Last edited by Fonzie : 05-01-2003 at 12:08 AM. |
05-01-2003, 12:06 AM | #13 |
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Location: Kensington, MD
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Another 2nd level
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05-01-2003, 12:26 AM | #14 |
Hall Of Famer
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Location: Back in Houston!
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I actually ended up in Purgatory. Go figure.
However, I scored high on levels 3 (gluttony- a favorite sin of mine) and 4 (prodigal and avarice). SI
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05-01-2003, 01:01 AM | #15 |
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Im stuck on level two, my gf is stuck on level 7
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05-01-2003, 01:06 AM | #16 |
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I'm second level. Don't worry fellas there are plenty of lustful wenches to go around.
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05-01-2003, 01:14 AM | #17 |
Banned
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Fifth level... disappointingly average, if you asked me.
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05-01-2003, 01:27 AM | #18 |
Banned
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Location: California
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Hehehehehe ...
Third Level of Hell for mrskippy |
05-01-2003, 01:58 AM | #19 |
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Location: Austin, TX
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Hmmm....pergatory and a "high" in Level I...
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05-01-2003, 05:54 AM | #20 |
Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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second level for me. looks like I get to be the cleanup man.
ah, what the hell.
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05-01-2003, 06:49 AM | #21 |
lolzcat
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Location: Annapolis, Md
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I'm joining Fonzie in the City of Dis, the 6th level. Just missed out on an eternity in lilmbo, though. That could actually have had its advantages.
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05-01-2003, 07:39 AM | #22 |
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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
M any and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer. |
05-01-2003, 08:02 AM | #23 |
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Doohh...!!! Eigth level of hell for me. it's going to be a long eternity
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05-01-2003, 08:16 AM | #24 |
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Seems to be the common destination-- 2nd level for me
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05-01-2003, 08:20 AM | #25 |
Coordinator
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Location: Conyers GA
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I am a heretic on the 6th level. Yeah like I didn't already know that!
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05-01-2003, 08:28 AM | #26 |
Team Chaplain
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According to the quiz, I landed in Purgatory. Of course, that would be difficult, since there is no such place.
In fact, I could have spared us all a lot of trouble and came up with a much shorter quiz. Oh well. I guess that's why it's called the Divine "Comedy."
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05-01-2003, 08:45 AM | #27 |
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I wound up in the sixth level of hell. I've been a baaaad boy.
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05-01-2003, 08:51 AM | #28 |
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Location: Canada eh
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Wow, for a while there I thought I was the most evil person on this board, guess I can settle for being the third most evil person though, I mean so far I've got 7th level to myself.
Well, guess I'll be with Airhog's gf too, she look good holding a pitchfork?
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05-01-2003, 09:11 AM | #29 |
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I'm heading to level 3. Just me and Cerebus. I got a very high on level 5 and a high on level 8
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05-01-2003, 09:49 AM | #30 |
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3rd level for me...but I got a high score in violence...
:s
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05-01-2003, 10:07 AM | #31 |
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Hmm, they peg me for level 3 as well. A little too lustful and way too gluttonous apparently (low in everything else though).
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05-01-2003, 11:04 AM | #32 | |
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The much shorter quiz: 1 - Are you a sinner? 2 - Do you have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ, in that He is your Savior? -- If you answered yes to both questions, you're going to heaven. -- If you answered no to number one, yes to number two, well you need to read up on the topic of sin a little more ... otherwise you're going to heaven ... though you may get a talking to at at Pearly Gates. -- If you answer no to number two, it doesn't matter about number one ... you're going to hell. Sure you could add those other questions in there ... but in the end it all comes down to "salvation by grace through faith in Jesus Christ." |
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05-01-2003, 11:24 AM | #33 | |
Lethargic Hooligan
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skippy, you sure you want to get this going?
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05-01-2003, 11:27 AM | #34 | |
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Bravo, mrskippy. Thank God for grace... otherwise I'd be royally screwed in the afterlife (sort of like Jon Lovitz in "Little Nicky") |
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05-01-2003, 11:28 AM | #35 |
Banned
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Hey the original quiz said I was going to hell ... this shorter quiz says I'm going to heaven ... what gives?
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05-01-2003, 11:30 AM | #36 | |
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this quiz sucks, it's not even funny
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05-01-2003, 11:31 AM | #37 |
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Skip....what's hell like? Just absence of God, or is it the fiery pit where we're doing like 1 million pushups in 500 degree weather for all eternity?
Just curious.
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05-01-2003, 11:36 AM | #38 |
Lethargic Hooligan
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ok, I gave some warning...
Jesus and me was having some coffee at Starbucks. I was having a decaf latte (high blood pressure) and Jesus was having a triple expresso. Damn I am envious of those divine dudes. Anyhow, Jesus says to me that you cats are going to hell anyway because the number one rule is "don't be a tool in my name."
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 05-01-2003 at 11:46 AM. |
05-01-2003, 11:39 AM | #39 |
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I just listened to Disco Inferno in WinAmp....yes, I had downloaded the mp3. What level of hell does that get me?
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05-01-2003, 11:41 AM | #40 | |
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the Dread Zepplin version?
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05-01-2003, 11:45 AM | #41 |
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Disco Inferno.....13 minutes of 70's dancin' bliss. :sigh:
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05-01-2003, 11:47 AM | #42 |
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Level 5 for me.
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05-01-2003, 11:50 AM | #43 |
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No, not Dread Zepplin (didn't know they covered Disco Inferno...); and it was only a 6:28 version, not an extended mix.
On to Funkytown!!
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05-01-2003, 11:50 AM | #44 | |
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No, no, my bad. I started it. Should have known skipp would jump in. C'mon, skipp, I was trying to be subtle
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05-01-2003, 11:54 AM | #45 |
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And that's exactly why I'm not going to make this debate. Just trying to add a little food for thought ...
So people can have more than just hell as an option. |
05-01-2003, 12:06 PM | #46 | |
High School Varsity
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Yeah, they could go to Wisconsin too, but that's basically the same thing.
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if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? |
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05-01-2003, 12:28 PM | #47 |
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Level 1 for me. Reading the description of it, it reminds me a lot of downstate Illinois.
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05-01-2003, 12:31 PM | #48 |
High School Varsity
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hey rope, why don't you go fellate John Shoop some more, I hear he's thinking of adding another WR screen to the playbook this season
:P
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05-01-2003, 12:35 PM | #49 | |
Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
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05-01-2003, 12:38 PM | #50 | |
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Stopped doing that awhile ago; he has no balls so there was no real payoff. Note to Bears: Chicks dig touchdowns. not punts.
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