Jessica Simpson - Hello

SegRat · 06-18-2005, 08:44 PM

Not work safe

hxxp://www.sonymusic.com/artists/Jes...idFull_300.asx

DaddyTorgo · 06-18-2005, 08:46 PM

okay...comment about this vid. I DEFINATELY am in the class of guys that finds Jessica Simpson to be attractive. And yet in this whole video I don't think she's attractive at all up until the very end where she's in the bikini washing the truck. Is that the only part that everyone likes, or am I totally alone in not finding her attractive in the rest of the video...?

Emmett13 · 06-18-2005, 08:50 PM

1. Willie Nelson must be in really deep in with the IRS to be doing that video.

2. Jessica Simpson has very talented breasts.

Suicane75 · 06-18-2005, 08:54 PM

Great video, I freeze frame the bikini ass shots and whip up a love martini.

SegRat · 06-18-2005, 08:54 PM

# 1 she has some fantastic hip movement.

#2 why is the direct link comming up, thought the whole xx thing would not allow the direct link.

DaddyTorgo · 06-18-2005, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Great video, I freeze frame the bikini ass shots and whip up a love martini.

what about the bikini-boobie shots?

Easy Mac · 06-18-2005, 09:36 PM

I watch it with the sound off.

Easy Mac · 06-18-2005, 09:40 PM

and at least her dad realizes whats going on:

“Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!"

Rizon · 06-18-2005, 10:13 PM

** Insert General Lee / honking joke here **

PS: WTF, Willie Nelson gets more play than me? Life is a bitch.

Suicane75 · 06-18-2005, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

and at least her dad realizes whats going on:

“Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!"

I always agreed with him, but really, shes got a piece of floss up her ass, covered in water, shaking it in the cameras face. Theres a bit of a difference between that and wearing a T-Shirt.

kcchief19 · 06-18-2005, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

I watch it with the sound off.

There's sound?

CraigSca · 06-18-2005, 10:57 PM

Odd that I'm saying this, but Nancy Sinatra's version of this kicks Jessica's ass. Who cares about another set of implants working it for the camera anyway?

General Mike · 06-18-2005, 11:07 PM

Jessica Simpson is a slut.

FBPro · 06-18-2005, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CraigSca

Odd that I'm saying this, but Nancy Sinatra's version of this kicks Jessica's ass. Who cares about another set of implants working it for the camera anyway?

Nancy's version was pretty hot, however I believe that Jessica's "set" are original equipment installed at the factory and NOT after-market. Of course, closer examination would enable me to certify this for sure.

Them's real, no implants....

JeeberD · 06-18-2005, 11:47 PM

SKYDOG EDIT :

{Sigh}

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Thread stickied above

3. Please be careful about posting pictures in a thread, even if they are pictures from a legit site like ESPN. Think of the FOFCer who is surfing sitting at the desk at his office.*

Two weeks.

Suicane75 · 06-18-2005, 11:49 PM

I think XTinas video for Nasty was the last one before this that just totaly made me feel like a caveman when watching it. I see her dancing in that bikini and I just wanna start smacking my dick on things.

duckman · 06-18-2005, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by General Mike

Jessica Simpson is a slut.

And we love her for it.

Franklinnoble · 06-19-2005, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

I think XTinas video for Nasty was the last one before this that just totaly made me feel like a caveman when watching it. I see her dancing in that bikini and I just wanna start smacking my dick on things.

My heart aches for my dearly beloved QOTM right now...

SnowMan · 06-19-2005, 02:33 AM

HQ version anyone?

Suicane75 · 06-19-2005, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SnowMan

HQ version anyone?

If i had somewhere to host it I would.

Cringer · 06-19-2005, 02:52 AM

at one point, she touches her own boob. i like that.

Suicane75 · 06-19-2005, 02:54 AM

This will stay up till i go to bed.
LOOK AT THAT SWEEET ASSSS!

Edit: Sweet Ass removed.

SnowMan · 06-19-2005, 03:19 AM

Currently downloading a 42mb version.

hxxp://www.miss-aguilera.com/fclick/fclick.php?fid=10

sovereignstar · 06-19-2005, 03:41 AM

You are not pretty. You are merely a product of the system. At night I hear the silence of the lambs. Baaaaaaahh

Suicane75 · 06-19-2005, 03:45 AM

Dont front, you would hit that till you were both bleeding.

sovereignstar · 06-19-2005, 03:46 AM

Hey, beautiful.

Suicane75 · 06-19-2005, 03:49 AM

Ya know, im beggining to wonder if you arnt just putting me on when you tell me im sexy.

sovereignstar · 06-19-2005, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Ya know, im beggining to wonder if you arnt just putting me on when you tell me im sexy.

The almighty says don't change the fucking subject.

Suicane75 · 06-19-2005, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

The almighty says don't change the fucking subject.

The man does not abide.
You would hit that, C/D?
You find me oh so sexy, C/D?

sovereignstar · 06-19-2005, 03:56 AM

If she was an All-American stripper, I'd second-guess myself. As it is, she's merely an illusion.

Easy Mac · 06-19-2005, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

If she was an All-American stripper, I'd second-guess myself. As it is, she's merely an illusion.

Still better than your bedsheet and a glass of iced tea

Surtt · 06-19-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by FBPro

Nancy's version was pretty hot, however I believe that Jessica's "set" are original equipment installed at the factory and NOT after-market. Of course, closer examination would enable me to certify this for sure.

Them's real, no implants....

How cute, Nicky taught Jessica how to lap dance.

The story I heard.....
They started out real.
But, when she lost all the weight, they stated to sag and she had them redone.

Ryche · 06-19-2005, 01:08 PM

My thought while watching the video was that it was Jessica Simpson imitating Shakira doing These Boots Are Made For Walking.

That and drool

DaddyTorgo · 06-19-2005, 01:11 PM

drool.

i would do so many nasty things to that girl, I can't even begin to tell you. bet she could be made to be a dirty dirty girl

Cringer · 06-19-2005, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

bet she could be make me to be a dirty dirty girl

I read it this way. Was pretty damn funny too....

DaddyTorgo · 06-19-2005, 01:52 PM

lol. hey...if anyone could make me (26 yo hetero male) be a dirty girl it'd be Jessica Simpson. Well...among others. but she definately could

sovereignstar · 06-19-2005, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Still better than your bedsheet and a glass of iced tea

Nope.

SegRat · 06-19-2005, 04:07 PM

After watching this video again, and again, and again this is better than most porn.

DaddyTorgo · 06-19-2005, 06:06 PM

wait...you mean this isn't porn?

Rockstar · 06-19-2005, 06:13 PM

I got past stupid and beautiful women after I graduated college and was married.

And now I'm fucking miserable........

SegRat · 06-19-2005, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

wait...you mean this isn't porn?

Actually it must be. As soon as she says "Are you ready boots?" My dick is in hand and ready for a beating!

DaddyTorgo · 06-19-2005, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SegRat

Actually it must be. As soon as she says "Are you ready boots?" My dick is in hand and ready for a beating!

oh shit. LOL

Lathum · 06-19-2005, 06:31 PM

The link doesn't work

SegRat · 06-19-2005, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

The link doesn't work

replace the X's with T's in "hxxp"

Blackadar · 06-20-2005, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by CraigSca

Odd that I'm saying this, but Nancy Sinatra's version of this kicks Jessica's ass. Who cares about another set of implants working it for the camera anyway?

1. Agreed.

2. I think Jeeber's going into the Penalty Box.

Bo Jackson's Hip · 06-20-2005, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SegRat

Actually it must be. As soon as she says "Are you ready boots?" My dick is in hand and ready for a beating!

TMI, IMO, WTF.

Joe · 06-20-2005, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackadar

2. I think Jeeber's going into the Penalty Box.

No he won't. But if someone else like HA or Sov posted it, they'd be in the penalty box by now.

Philliesfan980 · 06-20-2005, 03:05 PM

It's really amazing what tanning, makeup, and a little weight loss will do.

AlexB · 06-20-2005, 03:33 PM

No make up required - she's not the brightest but fit as you need. Maybe a little bit too thin, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting...

jamesUMD · 06-20-2005, 07:40 PM

dumb as rocks, but hey who cares. You wouldn't exactly be keeping her around for deep conversation

06-18-2005, 08:54 PM	#4
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Great video, I freeze frame the bikini ass shots and whip up a love martini. Last edited by Suicane75 : 06-18-2005 at 08:55 PM.

06-18-2005, 08:54 PM	#5
SegRat High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Oshkosh, WI	# 1 she has some fantastic hip movement. #2 why is the direct link comming up, thought the whole xx thing would not allow the direct link. __________________ USFL: Charlotte Fightn' Squirrels

06-18-2005, 10:57 PM	#12
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	Odd that I'm saying this, but Nancy Sinatra's version of this kicks Jessica's ass. Who cares about another set of implants working it for the camera anyway? __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

06-18-2005, 11:07 PM	#13
General Mike Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The State of Rutgers	Jessica Simpson is a slut. __________________ Boise Stampede Continental Football League Jacksonville Jaguars GM North American Football League Nebraska Coach FOFC-BBCF Rutgers & Washington coach Bowl Bound-BBCF

06-19-2005, 02:52 AM	#21
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	at one point, she touches her own boob. i like that. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

06-18-2005, 08:46 PM	#2
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	okay...comment about this vid. I DEFINATELY am in the class of guys that finds Jessica Simpson to be attractive. And yet in this whole video I don't think she's attractive at all up until the very end where she's in the bikini washing the truck. Is that the only part that everyone likes, or am I totally alone in not finding her attractive in the rest of the video...?

06-18-2005, 08:50 PM	#3
Emmett13 Mascot Join Date: Aug 2003	1. Willie Nelson must be in really deep in with the IRS to be doing that video. 2. Jessica Simpson has very talented breasts.

06-18-2005, 09:36 PM	#7
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I watch it with the sound off.

06-18-2005, 09:40 PM	#8
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	and at least her dad realizes whats going on: “Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!"

06-18-2005, 11:49 PM	#16
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I think XTinas video for Nasty was the last one before this that just totaly made me feel like a caveman when watching it. I see her dancing in that bikini and I just wanna start smacking my dick on things.

06-19-2005, 02:33 AM	#19
SnowMan High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Georgia via Alaska via Washington	HQ version anyone?

06-19-2005, 02:54 AM	#22
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	This will stay up till i go to bed. LOOK AT THAT SWEEET ASSSS! Edit: Sweet Ass removed. Last edited by Suicane75 : 06-19-2005 at 03:52 AM.

06-19-2005, 03:19 AM	#23
SnowMan High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Georgia via Alaska via Washington	Currently downloading a 42mb version. hxxp://www.miss-aguilera.com/fclick/fclick.php?fid=10

06-19-2005, 03:41 AM	#24
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	You are not pretty. You are merely a product of the system. At night I hear the silence of the lambs. Baaaaaaahh Last edited by sovereignstar : 06-19-2005 at 03:42 AM.

06-19-2005, 03:45 AM	#25
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Dont front, you would hit that till you were both bleeding.

06-19-2005, 03:46 AM	#26
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Hey, beautiful.

06-19-2005, 03:49 AM	#27
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Ya know, im beggining to wonder if you arnt just putting me on when you tell me im sexy.

06-19-2005, 03:56 AM	#30
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	If she was an All-American stripper, I'd second-guess myself. As it is, she's merely an illusion.

06-19-2005, 01:08 PM	#33
Ryche College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Highlands Ranch, CO, USA	My thought while watching the video was that it was Jessica Simpson imitating Shakira doing These Boots Are Made For Walking. That and drool __________________ Some knots are better left untied.

06-19-2005, 01:11 PM	#34
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	drool. i would do so many nasty things to that girl, I can't even begin to tell you. bet she could be made to be a dirty dirty girl

06-19-2005, 01:52 PM	#36
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	lol. hey...if anyone could make me (26 yo hetero male) be a dirty girl it'd be Jessica Simpson. Well...among others. but she definately could

06-19-2005, 04:07 PM	#38
SegRat High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Oshkosh, WI	After watching this video again, and again, and again this is better than most porn. __________________ USFL: Charlotte Fightn' Squirrels Last edited by SegRat : 06-19-2005 at 06:22 PM.

06-19-2005, 06:06 PM	#39
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	wait...you mean this isn't porn?

06-19-2005, 06:13 PM	#40
Rockstar Mascot Join Date: Jun 2005	I got past stupid and beautiful women after I graduated college and was married. And now I'm fucking miserable........

06-19-2005, 06:31 PM	#43
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	The link doesn't work

06-20-2005, 03:05 PM	#48
Philliesfan980 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Exton, PA	It's really amazing what tanning, makeup, and a little weight loss will do.

06-20-2005, 03:33 PM	#49
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	No make up required - she's not the brightest but fit as you need. Maybe a little bit too thin, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting... __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports!

06-20-2005, 07:40 PM	#50
jamesUMD High School JV Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Baltimore, MD	dumb as rocks, but hey who cares. You wouldn't exactly be keeping her around for deep conversation __________________ HailtotheRedskins!

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