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Old 06-17-2005, 02:56 PM   #1
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The Man Needs Drinking Cups, Help The Man

Hey man, when i was in 5th grade i won 2 big drinking cups at the shore, a simpsons and a phill collins cup, there like cup/mugs, big, hold alot of shit. Well i still use my phill collins one, but i need a new cup, cause that ones old. Yahoo searches for drinking cups, cups, glasses, all turn up weird shit that aint what i need. The man needs drinking cups, help the man please.

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Old 06-17-2005, 02:57 PM   #2
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go win 2 more
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:00 PM   #3
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you arnt helping the man, man.
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:01 PM   #4
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ok, buy 2 more.

this time make them Shakira and The OC cups.
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:02 PM   #5
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ok, buy 2 more.

this time make them Shakira and The OC cups.

Point me in the right direction and I will. I WILL!
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:04 PM   #6
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I can't do everything. I'm the concept guy.

I do have the entire Dream Team McDonalds cup collection though.
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:05 PM   #7
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I can't do everything. I'm the concept guy.

I do have the entire Dream Team McDonalds cup collection though.

Do they have handles? I need handles. I wish i had batteries for my camera so i could show you what the man needs.
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:05 PM   #8
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Are they made of plastic? Like the big ass cups they give out at casinos to hold your change in?
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:06 PM   #9
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Hook the man up with a Larry Bird and a Karl Malone?
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:07 PM   #10
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Are they made of plastic? Like the big ass cups they give out at casinos to hold your change in?

Yeah, but not flimsy, it's pretty hard plastic, with handles.
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:07 PM   #11
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no handles but unopened even.

32 ounces of orgasmic glory in each dream team member.
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:08 PM   #12
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no handles but unopened even.

32 ounces of orgasmic glory in each dream team member.

The man needs handles. the man is high too much to be trusted with non handle having cups.
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:14 PM   #13
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Check out this Ticonderoga Fire Rescue model.

http://www.companycatalog.com/ProdDe...nset&pid=33844

Is this the style of cup you're talking about?
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:14 PM   #14
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Go to a sporting good store, in the camping section, will be hard plastic mugs... just what the man needs... maybe even with sports logos...

see ya man...
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:15 PM   #15
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Now all you have to do is figure out who is the modern equivalent of Phil Collins.
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:17 PM   #16
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Check out this Ticonderoga Fire Rescue model.

http://www.companycatalog.com/ProdDe...nset&pid=33844

Is this the style of cup you're talking about?

That is very near to the style. the mans are a little bigger and seem more soild than that, but thats the gist.
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:17 PM   #17
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Go to a sporting good store, in the camping section, will be hard plastic mugs... just what the man needs... maybe even with sports logos...

see ya man...

No mugs, the man doesnt like mugs.
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:17 PM   #18
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Go to 7-11 and get a Big Gulp.
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:18 PM   #19
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Dollar. Store.
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:20 PM   #20
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No mugs, the man doesnt like mugs.

They're called mugs, they aint mugs, they're big hard plastic cups with handles... the man will like it...

man up and try...

-Chas
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:21 PM   #21
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Dollar. Store.

Threadkiller! Entered into this thread so early, logic need not be.
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:23 PM   #22
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They're called mugs, they aint mugs, they're big hard plastic cups with handles... the man will like it...

man up and try...

-Chas

Online can the man buy these? The man wants to order NOW.
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:25 PM   #23
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Dollar. Store.

Well mr brainiac, if you had read the thread i wrote you would see that i was searching online. The man is searching online becuase he wants to buy online. The man needs drinking cup satisfaction now, not when he can get a ride to a dollar store.
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:29 PM   #24
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Here's an example:

http://www.campmor.com/webapp/wcs/st...roductId=13817
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:30 PM   #25
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW

Perfect for a smoker

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Old 06-17-2005, 03:31 PM   #26
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Neither of those will do. the man is bummed.
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:40 PM   #27
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Man doth protest too much.

Unfortunetly when I type in 'Plastic Steins' (which seems to fit best for what you want), I get sites that want you to buy in bulk... like 100 of 'em. How much does man want?
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:44 PM   #28
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Man's being a little baby and just stormed off of AIM. I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait for X-mas.
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:45 PM   #29
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Well mr brainiac, if you had read the thread i wrote you would see that i was searching online. The man is searching online becuase he wants to buy online. The man needs drinking cup satisfaction now, not when he can get a ride to a dollar store.
Maybe the man should look into more pressing issues, like getting a car to drive his ass to the dollar store...
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Old 06-17-2005, 03:49 PM   #30
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BTW here you are. 32 ounces for her pleasure...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...category=25196
He has 4!!!!
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:02 PM   #31
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Hmm, wonder if we couldn't work a handle onto that badboy. The man won't accept anything, but a mug with a handle. Any MacGuyver types around here? Where did that concept guy go?
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:18 PM   #32
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That one does have a handle, it's just that the photographer was going for the logo and the handle is on the opposite side of the mug.
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:22 PM   #33
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Hmm, wonder if we couldn't work a handle onto that badboy. The man won't accept anything, but a mug with a handle. Any MacGuyver types around here? Where did that concept guy go?
You asked for ones with handles, now you want ones without handles so you can then put handles on them?
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:32 PM   #34
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Here he is in all his glory. Notice how the bottom is thicker and solid? It gives my cup a nice sturdy base.





Heres an aerial view, taken from the News4 Weather Copter.





Here he is filled to the brim with lovely Arizona Tea, Phil like tea.





If anyone finds a cup that bears a striking resemblence to this swank piece of artistic plasticry please alert the man, the man will be forever thankfull.

P.S.- The man will felate the man who finds a cup of identical makeup except with a picture of Kelly Clarkson on it.
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:36 PM   #35
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Maybe the man should look into more pressing issues, like getting a car to drive his ass to the dollar store...

I CANT AFFORD INSURANCE!
DONT GET SNAPPY WITH THE MAN WHEN HE'S IN CUP PERIL!
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:39 PM   #36
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You asked for ones with handles, now you want ones without handles so you can then put handles on them?

I'm not the man, man! Plus, I didn't know that one had handles. My eyes deceive me when I'm looking at thick cups/mugs apparently.

FYI, the man finds that cup to be unacceptable. The man says it's not thick enough.
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:41 PM   #37
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Look at the sad eyes of a man in cup peril.
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:41 PM   #38
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I CANT AFFORD INSURANCE!
DONT GET SNAPPY WITH THE MAN WHEN HE'S IN CUP PERIL!
Hey! I found the man his cups the man must now thank me!
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:42 PM   #39
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Hey! I found the man his cups the man must now thank me!

Thats a negative, those are just a tad too flimsy. Give those cups some protein and maybe.
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:43 PM   #40
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Thats a negative, those are just a tad too flimsy. Give those cups some protein and maybe.
The man expects too much.
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:45 PM   #41
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This is the plight. The man, in 15 years, has not found a suitable addition to his cup collection.
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:46 PM   #42
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I think the man might be more useful getting one like this.

http://www.aplaceforbaby.com/ssl/acc...sippercups.htm
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:50 PM   #43
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I think the man might be more useful getting one like this.

http://www.aplaceforbaby.com/ssl/acc...sippercups.htm


How rude.
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:51 PM   #44
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How rude.
But oh so funny.
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:54 PM   #45
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Something you could try doing. Find some sites that provide promotion items and approach them as though you are a business and you are looking into getting some large size platic mugs (be specific check their site for what you want). Ask them if they can send you some samples for your marketing/advertising department to use in a presentation to the president/ceo. I bet you will be able to get some for free...
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:55 PM   #46
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How rude.

Fuck off, Stephanie. Ouce Cream is where it's at!
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:55 PM   #47
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Something you could try doing. Find some sites that provide promotion items and approach them as though you are a business and you are looking into getting some large size platic mugs (be specific check their site for what you want). Ask them if they can send you some samples for your marketing/advertising department to use in a presentation to the president/ceo. I bet you will be able to get some for free...

Thats a good idea, i think. who the hell knows
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:59 PM   #48
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Thats a good idea, i think. who the hell knows
What do you have to lose? NOTHING! BUT FREE CUPS!
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Old 06-17-2005, 05:07 PM   #49
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What do you have to lose? NOTHING! BUT FREE CUPS!

Persuasive argument. I think i will try this. Although i still don't have a new cup, and it's been over an hour.
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Old 06-17-2005, 05:17 PM   #50
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It's freakin pink!!!!
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