How gay are you?

kcchief19 · 05-18-2003, 10:28 AM

Saw this on another forum and figured that this was the perfect place for this test. Knock yourselves out.

How gay are you?

WSUCougar · 05-18-2003, 10:51 AM

sabotai · 05-18-2003, 11:45 AM

I'm only 26% Gay, a typical guy is 39% gay. Hear that ladies? I'm more man than the average!

korme · 05-18-2003, 12:01 PM

26% as well

CAsterling · 05-18-2003, 12:06 PM

illinifan999 · 05-18-2003, 12:06 PM

McSweeny · 05-18-2003, 12:11 PM

36 percent here

Happy29 · 05-18-2003, 12:26 PM

Do we have some sort of meter that determines this ?

korme · 05-18-2003, 12:36 PM

Click the link..

Happy29 · 05-18-2003, 12:43 PM

28%.... wow.... I'm less gay.. then again, a typically straight guy is 39% gay.

JeeberD · 05-18-2003, 12:46 PM

31...Only less gay than McSweeney. That's kinda worrysome...

cthomer5000 · 05-18-2003, 12:48 PM

36 % gay, a tad under average.... And was it just me, or were ALL of the girls in the last question actually transvestites?

JeeberD · 05-18-2003, 12:52 PM

The one on the far right looked less like a man than the rest (to me, at least)...

Jets80 · 05-18-2003, 12:57 PM

AnalBumCover · 05-18-2003, 01:03 PM

B & B · 05-18-2003, 01:08 PM

35%

Wonders if anyone over the mendoza line would post it?

bbor · 05-18-2003, 01:12 PM

I am Subby gay

GoldenEagle · 05-18-2003, 01:17 PM

31%. I choose the one on the far right because she looked liked a woman.

cthomer5000 · 05-18-2003, 01:20 PM

did anyone not choose the woman on the far right?

Kodos · 05-18-2003, 01:22 PM

32%. It didn't say how that rated on the alien scale. I thought the one of the left least looked like a man.

sabotai · 05-18-2003, 01:52 PM

"I am Subby gay"

Wow, you scored over 80% then, huh?

3ric · 05-18-2003, 02:00 PM

30% - but there has to be a wider choice of women for the last question, otherwise it's just meaningless...

Fritz · 05-18-2003, 02:42 PM

2% gay. they emailed me a coupon for a turkish bath.

korme · 05-18-2003, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 3ric
30% - but there has to be a wider choice of women for the last question, otherwise it's just meaningless...

no, it isn't.

everyone was choosing the one on the far right, when actually the only woman is on the far left.

KWhit · 05-18-2003, 03:47 PM

39% gay.

Hey, so I'm in touch with my feminine side. You got a problem with that!?

I'm glad they didn't ask if I listened to show-tunes. Then I REALLY would have scored high.

Silver Owl · 05-18-2003, 03:58 PM

26%
I choose the woman on the far left.

Ragone · 05-18-2003, 04:14 PM

yuck.. woman on far right had a adam's apple.. was fairly obvious the one on the far left was the only real female

Aesyrqwe · 05-18-2003, 04:21 PM

took the thing and..

im 16% gay..

people less gay than you (0%)
people just as gay as you (0%)
people gayer than you (98%)

Based on the 3,657,830 submissions before you.

hmm...

YOURE ALL HOMOS

-Aes-

Edit: stupid spelling error

kcchief19 · 05-18-2003, 04:22 PM

I forgot to post my score. I came in at 23. The last question was a bit of a genetic melting pot. The scary thing is, ever since I took the quiz, the theme from "The Crying Game" has been going through my head -- and I never saw the movie.

BFleming · 05-18-2003, 04:36 PM

JeeberD · 05-18-2003, 04:38 PM

I tried to answer every question as "gay" as possible and only came out at 64%. I wonder if it's possible to get much higher?

BFleming · 05-18-2003, 04:59 PM

You could ask buttercup...

QuikSand · 05-18-2003, 05:39 PM

I posted at 22% ... and picked the woman on the far left also.

That's ten minutes of my life I'm never getting back.

Happy29 · 05-18-2003, 06:39 PM

Well, probably wouldve wasted em anyway.

QuikSand · 05-18-2003, 06:41 PM

Excellent point. Check my post count.

tucker342 · 05-18-2003, 06:43 PM

20%

I picked the women on the far left.

The Afoci · 05-18-2003, 06:43 PM

I got a 38%. Many drunken nights nearly had me gay i guess.

Fritz · 05-18-2003, 07:23 PM

easier test:

if this song makes you puke you are 15%
if this song makes you laugh you are 35%
if this song makes you wonder then you are 65%
if this song makes you horny then you are 85%
if this song makes brings back fond memories then you are 100%

Drop the Soap

Subby · 05-18-2003, 08:04 PM

The results:

100% Gay

The following people are gayer than you:

Suzanne Pleshette
Christopher Lowell
John Wayne

Anrhydeddu · 05-18-2003, 08:09 PM

19% - the good thing about being older and very married

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 05-18-2003, 08:13 PM

32%!!!! Woo-Hoo!!!!!

Fritz · 05-18-2003, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anrhydeddu
19% - the good thing about being older and very married

but if you were younger and single you might suck a cock?

wbonnell · 05-18-2003, 08:21 PM

20%. I'm a pretty boring guy.

Kodos · 05-18-2003, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuikSand
Excellent point. Check my post count.

You're about to go into uncharted waters - 10,000 posts! Thoughtful posts!

kcchief19 · 05-18-2003, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
but if you were younger and single you might suck a cock?

That's it. I can barely see the screen with tears rolling down my cheeks from lauhing. Screw Quote of the Moment -- I'm giving this Quote of the Year.

Noble_Platypus · 05-18-2003, 08:59 PM

Ksyrup · 05-18-2003, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
but if you were younger and single you might suck a cock?

Stop it! now you've gt me reminiscing!

tucker342 · 05-18-2003, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Subby
The results:

100% Gay

The following people are gayer than you:

Suzanne Pleshette
Christopher Lowell
John Wayne

hahahahaha

cuervo72 · 05-19-2003, 09:02 AM

17%, went for the one on the left.

Scarecrow · 05-19-2003, 02:22 PM

19% - I guess I can say I'm as gay as Bucc.

That's Bucc as in Anrhydeddu, not 'gay ass Buck' (not that there's anything wrong with that)

05-18-2003, 10:51 AM	#2
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Re: How gay are you? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-18-2003, 12:01 PM	#4
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	26% as well Last edited by korme : 05-18-2003 at 12:01 PM.

05-18-2003, 12:06 PM	#5
CAsterling High School JV Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Herndon, Va	21% __________________ The funniest comedy duo I have ever seen - www.magaga.com/

05-18-2003, 12:06 PM	#6
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	27%. __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

05-18-2003, 12:46 PM	#11
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	31...Only less gay than McSweeney. That's kinda worrysome... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-18-2003, 11:45 AM	#3
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	I'm only 26% Gay, a typical guy is 39% gay. Hear that ladies? I'm more man than the average!

05-18-2003, 12:11 PM	#7
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	36 percent here

05-18-2003, 12:26 PM	#8
Happy29 In The Penalty Box Join Date: May 2003 Location: To reveal my location, you must decipher a series of traps, each more deadly than the last.	Do we have some sort of meter that determines this ?

05-18-2003, 12:36 PM	#9
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Click the link..

05-18-2003, 12:43 PM	#10
Happy29 In The Penalty Box Join Date: May 2003 Location: To reveal my location, you must decipher a series of traps, each more deadly than the last.	28%.... wow.... I'm less gay.. then again, a typically straight guy is 39% gay.

05-18-2003, 12:52 PM	#13
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	The one on the far right looked less like a man than the rest (to me, at least)... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-18-2003, 12:57 PM	#14
Jets80 High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Charlotte, NC	21%

05-18-2003, 01:03 PM	#15
AnalBumCover College Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: La Mirada, CA	24% __________________ ABC's Game Giveaway list

05-18-2003, 01:08 PM	#16
B & B College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo	35% Wonders if anyone over the mendoza line would post it? __________________ Nobody cares about Kyle Orton because he's black. -PT

05-18-2003, 01:12 PM	#17
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	I am Subby gay __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

05-18-2003, 01:17 PM	#18
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	31%. I choose the one on the far right because she looked liked a woman. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

05-18-2003, 01:22 PM	#20
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	32%. It didn't say how that rated on the alien scale. I thought the one of the left least looked like a man.

05-18-2003, 01:52 PM	#21
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	"I am Subby gay" Wow, you scored over 80% then, huh?

05-18-2003, 02:00 PM	#22
3ric College Starter Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Sweden	30% - but there has to be a wider choice of women for the last question, otherwise it's just meaningless... __________________ San Diego Chargers (HFL) - Lappland Reindeers (WOOF) - Gothenburg Giants (IHOF) Indiana: A TCY VC - year 2044 - the longest running dynasty ever on FOFC!

05-18-2003, 02:42 PM	#23
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	2% gay. they emailed me a coupon for a turkish bath. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

05-18-2003, 03:47 PM	#25
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	39% gay. Hey, so I'm in touch with my feminine side. You got a problem with that!? I'm glad they didn't ask if I listened to show-tunes. Then I REALLY would have scored high.

05-18-2003, 03:58 PM	#26
Silver Owl High School JV Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Akron, OH	26% I choose the woman on the far left.

05-18-2003, 04:14 PM	#27
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	yuck.. woman on far right had a adam's apple.. was fairly obvious the one on the far left was the only real female

05-18-2003, 04:21 PM	#28
Aesyrqwe High School JV Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Indiana	took the thing and.. im 16% gay.. people less gay than you (0%) people just as gay as you (0%) people gayer than you (98%) Based on the 3,657,830 submissions before you. hmm... YOURE ALL HOMOS -Aes- Edit: stupid spelling error __________________ Go Bears! #8 Grossman #33 Tillman Last edited by Aesyrqwe : 05-18-2003 at 04:23 PM.

05-18-2003, 04:22 PM	#29
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	I forgot to post my score. I came in at 23. The last question was a bit of a genetic melting pot. The scary thing is, ever since I took the quiz, the theme from "The Crying Game" has been going through my head -- and I never saw the movie.

05-18-2003, 04:36 PM	#30
BFleming H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jersey	21%

05-18-2003, 04:38 PM	#31
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I tried to answer every question as "gay" as possible and only came out at 64%. I wonder if it's possible to get much higher? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-18-2003, 04:59 PM	#32
BFleming H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jersey	You could ask buttercup...

05-18-2003, 05:39 PM	#33
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	I posted at 22% ... and picked the woman on the far left also. That's ten minutes of my life I'm never getting back.

05-18-2003, 06:39 PM	#34
Happy29 In The Penalty Box Join Date: May 2003 Location: To reveal my location, you must decipher a series of traps, each more deadly than the last.	Well, probably wouldve wasted em anyway.

05-18-2003, 06:41 PM	#35
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Excellent point. Check my post count.

05-18-2003, 06:43 PM	#36
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	20% I picked the women on the far left.

05-18-2003, 06:43 PM	#37
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	I got a 38%. Many drunken nights nearly had me gay i guess. __________________ I had something.

05-18-2003, 07:23 PM	#38
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	easier test: if this song makes you puke you are 15% if this song makes you laugh you are 35% if this song makes you wonder then you are 65% if this song makes you horny then you are 85% if this song makes brings back fond memories then you are 100% Drop the Soap __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

05-18-2003, 08:04 PM	#39
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	The results: 100% Gay The following people are gayer than you: Suzanne Pleshette Christopher Lowell John Wayne __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com