Traditionally-Hot Female Names

WSUCougar · 05-16-2003, 01:41 PM

Ok, I know if this was a poll this thread would be deemed "asinine," but I've noticed over the years that certain feminine names almost always result in a good-looking woman attached to them. Here's my top five:

1. Heather (I can't recall one that wasn't hot)
2. Erika
3. Cheryl
4. Bev
5. Holly

Bottom of the list:

999. Laura (ick!)

44Niners · 05-16-2003, 01:42 PM

along these lines, Have you ever met a Tiffany that wasn’t a slut?

Maple Leafs · 05-16-2003, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by WSUCougar
1. Heather (I can't recall one that wasn't hot)

I thought so too until a few years ago. We knew a couple of girls who roomed together named Heather and Crystal. Nice girls, but... well, you know. Not that type of nice.

We used to joke that if you didn't know them, you'd think two roommates named "Heather and Crystal" would be a fantasy.

heybrad · 05-16-2003, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by WSUCougar
4. Bev

Bev? That name makes me think of a 500 lb woman from Wisconsin.

Jets80 · 05-16-2003, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by 44Niners
along these lines, Have you ever met a Tiffany that wasn’t a slut?

Good point....never

And they have always been bitches too.

Ksyrup · 05-16-2003, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by heybrad
Bev? That name makes me think of a 500 lb woman from Wisconsin.

Or a 40-ish secretary with glasses and a rail-thin figure.

klayman · 05-16-2003, 01:51 PM

I don't recall ever knowing a hot Heather. Slutty Tiffanys I do know, however.

Franklinnoble · 05-16-2003, 01:53 PM

There's a Tiffany's Cabaret in Phoenix, Az.

cuervo72 · 05-16-2003, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by Maple Leafs
I thought so too until a few years ago. We knew a couple of girls who roomed together named Heather and Crystal. Nice girls, but... well, you know. Not that type of nice.

We used to joke that if you didn't know them, you'd think two roommates named "Heather and Crystal" would be a fantasy.

There were a couple of hot Heathers in my HS, and a Crystal that used to work here who had an awesome body...

A couple of friends from college named their girl Tiffany, she's about four now. They're Chinese, so I'm guessing Tiffany might be an aglicized version of her Chinese name, assuming they gave her one (never asked).

dawgfan · 05-16-2003, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by WSUCougar
Bottom of the list:

999. Laura (ick!)

Interesting. I've known a few very attractive Lauras...

Travis · 05-16-2003, 01:56 PM

Oh come now, tell me you haven't fantasized about having Olga, Helga and Bertha all at once you naughty boy.

And to be honest, I've known 4 or 5 Laura's, all at least rating a 7 out of 10 on the scale which isn't a bad average.

WSUCougar · 05-16-2003, 01:58 PM

Bev is a rare name in my experience, but I've known two very attractive ones.

BTW, I think "Slutty Tiffanys" would be a great name for a punk band.

Samdari · 05-16-2003, 01:59 PM

Gotta join the chorus here, and go against WSUCougar on both Bev and Laura.

Bev????

WSUCougar · 05-16-2003, 02:04 PM

Okay, so in retrospect maybe "Bev" sounds too much like a butch lesbian wearing a lumberjack shirt, but I swear, I knew two hot ones! Honest!!!

Jets80 · 05-16-2003, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by WSUCougar
2. Erika

Erika sounds like the type of chick that wears all black, has a bunch of shit pierced in her face and worships the devil.

cincyreds · 05-16-2003, 02:05 PM

Every girl I have know named "Lori" has been exceptionally beautiful.

Jets80 · 05-16-2003, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by WSUCougar
Okay, so in retrospect maybe "Bev" sounds too much like a butch lesbian wearing a lumberjack shirt, but I swear, I knew two hot ones! Honest!!!

How thick were your beer goggles at the time ???

cuervo72 · 05-16-2003, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by Jets80
Erika sounds like the type of chick that wears all black, has a bunch of shit pierced in her face and worships the devil.

I think more of Erika Eleniak

I'd say the spelling 'Erica' is better though.

Bev....do they still name people Bev? Beverly D'Angelo, Beverly Crusher (not real), Beverly Cleary....?

korme · 05-16-2003, 02:31 PM

Heather
Jamie
Sarah

Worst
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Bertrice
Susan

MrBug708 · 05-16-2003, 02:36 PM

Britney, Shannon, Tammie, Monique, Kymberly, and Rhiannon all seem like hot names to me

korme · 05-16-2003, 02:38 PM

Britainy is a fine ass bitch who's going out with my best friend. Yeah thats another good one. But Bug, after that... um no that list is terrible.

Samdari · 05-16-2003, 02:50 PM

Oh, come one, THE Britney is hot, in a skanky whore sort of way.

sabotai · 05-16-2003, 02:51 PM

I've known several Heathers that were...*shivers*

Erika is the name of my sister-in-law, and she is VERY unattractive.

I have met Tiffany that was not a slut, attractive, and she was smart. How was she smart? She went by her middle name (Michelle)

GoldenEagle · 05-16-2003, 02:52 PM

Alexa or Alexandria

korme · 05-16-2003, 03:01 PM

I've met a fat man-hating Tiffany.

MrBug708 · 05-16-2003, 03:18 PM

Alexis is a hotname

klayman · 05-16-2003, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by Shorty3281
I've met a fat man-hating Tiffany.

Fat and man-hating...probably still a slut though

Vince · 05-16-2003, 03:55 PM

I seem to know a million Kristen's (and dated a few), and they're all pretty damn cute.

henry296 · 05-16-2003, 03:57 PM

I agree with Kristen's and even Kirsten's

Todd

ColtCrazy · 05-16-2003, 04:03 PM

There's a bus driver named Bev I know. She's 60.

A girl named Cheryl married an old friend of mine. Let's just say she wasn't a 4 or anything higher. Otherwise, not bad.

Amber's also had some success as a cute girl's name.

tucker342 · 05-16-2003, 06:07 PM

Amber is one

Tiffany is usually a slut

EagleFan · 05-16-2003, 06:10 PM

Bev, no way. Sarah, the only ones that I have known in real life have been man hating, Indigo Girls listening, flannel wearing, well, you get the idea.

Christy, Crystal, most versions of that name have been very positive in my encounters.

Most Heathers that I have met have been either very hot, or coyote ugly.

I would say:
1) Christy, Crystal, Christa...
2) Tiffany
3) Lisa
4) Erika
5) Melissa

kcchief19 · 05-16-2003, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by WSUCougar
Okay, so in retrospect maybe "Bev" sounds too much like a butch lesbian wearing a lumberjack shirt, but I swear, I knew two hot ones! Honest!!!

No, you haven't. To paraphrase "When Harry Met Sally,", you only think you did. It's all in the name. "You're an animal, Bev." A Bev will give you a ride to school or check you out a library book. Huffin' and puffin is not Bev's strong suit.

It does seem like having an A or a Y at the end of your name is a good thing -- Erica, Audra, Diana (I know a real cute Dyanna), some Lauras and so forth.

oykib · 05-16-2003, 07:32 PM

I can't believe that I'm posting here. But...

Girls with guys' names tend to be hot. It's not 100%. However, think about all the girls you know with these names:

Toni
Teri
Freddie
Bobbie
Sam
Stacy

The exception, of course, would be Gery. I've never known a hot Geraldine.

oykib · 05-16-2003, 07:33 PM

Dola

And I also agree with the Alex ( Alexa, Alexandra ) thing.

vex · 05-16-2003, 07:58 PM

I definitely agree with the Heather thing.

Aesyrqwe · 05-16-2003, 08:29 PM

oh boy... Crista is definately not a hot name, not after the Crista I knew... soo many stories, so little time. maybe a -1 on a scale to ten if shes wearing a bag over her head.. i mean she was bad..

on a different note, how about Amanda. I dont know if it was mentioned or not, but thats a hot name..

-Aes-

GoldenEagle · 05-16-2003, 08:32 PM

Yes and no on Amanda.

General Mike · 05-16-2003, 09:45 PM

nobody mentioned Cindy

Scholes · 05-16-2003, 10:22 PM

Isabel or Isabella is a guaranteed knockout....

Aimee (spelled that way)

Come to think of it... most central/southern European names are...

PilotMan · 05-16-2003, 10:31 PM

I think that this thread should be renamed "Names you would find in a strip club"

Aesyrqwe · 05-16-2003, 10:54 PM

any name which usually ends in 'y' but is changed to 'i'

-Aes-

CamEdwards · 05-16-2003, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by PilotMan
I think that this thread should be renamed "Names you would find in a strip club"

"Gentleman, give it up for the lovely Baaaaammmmmbbbbbbiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!"

Old and Busted names: Heather, Staci, Amber, Tiffany.

The New Hotness: Angela Gindin.

oh yeah!

double extra bonus points for an actual FOF reference.

mckerney · 05-17-2003, 12:02 AM

Along the lines of oykib, I believe that Bruce is the #1 name in America for gay males.

Though as far as the thread title, Beth would be near top of list I think

sooner333 · 05-17-2003, 12:48 AM

How can we leave off Destiny on the strippers name list? Mike Price sure wouldn't.

MrBug708 · 05-17-2003, 01:00 AM

Destiny, Vanessa, Angelica, Ashley

Hawaii Warrior · 05-17-2003, 01:49 AM

Claire, Kathy, Jeanne

klayman · 05-17-2003, 02:44 AM

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Originally posted by General Mike
nobody mentioned Cindy

My ex is named Cindy...

...so that's a no

Schmidty · 05-17-2003, 03:36 AM

Bev!!!! Ahahahahaha!!!!

That's got to be the worst hot chick name I've heard, other than Jeanne!!!

I keep picturing a very large librarian in lingerie trying to act sexy......Ahahahaha.....*shudder*......

Ragone · 05-17-2003, 05:21 AM

Hmm some semi guy names that are female names tend to put out some serious woofers..

Shawna/Shauna

However.. i have yet to see a unattractive Brianna

05-16-2003, 01:56 PM	#11
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	Oh come now, tell me you haven't fantasized about having Olga, Helga and Bertha all at once you naughty boy. And to be honest, I've known 4 or 5 Laura's, all at least rating a 7 out of 10 on the scale which isn't a bad average. __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

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WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Bev is a rare name in my experience, but I've known two very attractive ones. BTW, I think "Slutty Tiffanys" would be a great name for a punk band. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-16-2003, 01:59 PM	#13
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	Gotta join the chorus here, and go against WSUCougar on both Bev and Laura. Bev???? __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

05-16-2003, 02:04 PM	#14
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Okay, so in retrospect maybe "Bev" sounds too much like a butch lesbian wearing a lumberjack shirt, but I swear, I knew two hot ones! Honest!!! __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-16-2003, 02:05 PM	#16
cincyreds High School Varsity Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Mississippi	Every girl I have know named "Lori" has been exceptionally beautiful. __________________ The Dallas Cowboys!! America's Team will rise again.

05-16-2003, 01:42 PM	#2
44Niners In The Penalty Box Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Brentwood, CA	along these lines, Have you ever met a Tiffany that wasn’t a slut?

05-16-2003, 01:51 PM	#7
klayman College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edmonton	I don't recall ever knowing a hot Heather. Slutty Tiffanys I do know, however.

05-16-2003, 01:53 PM	#8
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	There's a Tiffany's Cabaret in Phoenix, Az.

05-16-2003, 02:31 PM	#19
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Heather Jamie Sarah Worst -- Bertrice Susan

05-16-2003, 02:36 PM	#20
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Britney, Shannon, Tammie, Monique, Kymberly, and Rhiannon all seem like hot names to me

05-16-2003, 02:38 PM	#21
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Britainy is a fine ass bitch who's going out with my best friend. Yeah thats another good one. But Bug, after that... um no that list is terrible.

05-16-2003, 02:50 PM	#22
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	Oh, come one, THE Britney is hot, in a skanky whore sort of way. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

05-16-2003, 02:51 PM	#23
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	I've known several Heathers that were...shivers Erika is the name of my sister-in-law, and she is VERY unattractive. I have met Tiffany that was not a slut, attractive, and she was smart. How was she smart? She went by her middle name (Michelle)

05-16-2003, 02:52 PM	#24
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	Alexa or Alexandria __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

05-16-2003, 03:01 PM	#25
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I've met a fat man-hating Tiffany.

05-16-2003, 03:18 PM	#26
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Alexis is a hotname

05-16-2003, 03:55 PM	#28
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henry296 College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I agree with Kristen's and even Kirsten's Todd __________________ "It's a great day for hockey" - "Badger" Bob Johnson

05-16-2003, 04:03 PM	#30
ColtCrazy College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Midwest	There's a bus driver named Bev I know. She's 60. A girl named Cheryl married an old friend of mine. Let's just say she wasn't a 4 or anything higher. Otherwise, not bad. Amber's also had some success as a cute girl's name. __________________ The Field Generals and Statis Pro Basketball Super League

05-16-2003, 06:07 PM	#31
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	Amber is one Tiffany is usually a slut

05-16-2003, 06:10 PM	#32
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Bev, no way. Sarah, the only ones that I have known in real life have been man hating, Indigo Girls listening, flannel wearing, well, you get the idea. Christy, Crystal, most versions of that name have been very positive in my encounters. Most Heathers that I have met have been either very hot, or coyote ugly. I would say: 1) Christy, Crystal, Christa... 2) Tiffany 3) Lisa 4) Erika 5) Melissa __________________ The EagleFan YouTube Channel - Reactions Soarin' & Scratchin' YouTube Channel - We react to music, videos, TV, we talk, we are planning some field trips Soarin' & Soothin' - Meditation, Relaxation, and Sleep Aid; mental health is important

05-16-2003, 07:32 PM	#34
oykib College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	I can't believe that I'm posting here. But... Girls with guys' names tend to be hot. It's not 100%. However, think about all the girls you know with these names: Toni Teri Freddie Bobbie Sam Stacy The exception, of course, would be Gery. I've never known a hot Geraldine.

05-16-2003, 07:33 PM	#35
oykib College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	Dola And I also agree with the Alex ( Alexa, Alexandra ) thing.

05-16-2003, 07:58 PM	#36
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	I definitely agree with the Heather thing.

05-16-2003, 08:29 PM	#37
Aesyrqwe High School JV Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Indiana	oh boy... Crista is definately not a hot name, not after the Crista I knew... soo many stories, so little time. maybe a -1 on a scale to ten if shes wearing a bag over her head.. i mean she was bad.. on a different note, how about Amanda. I dont know if it was mentioned or not, but thats a hot name.. -Aes- __________________ Go Bears! #8 Grossman #33 Tillman

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GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	Yes and no on Amanda. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

05-16-2003, 09:45 PM	#39
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05-16-2003, 10:22 PM	#40
Scholes High School Varsity Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: St. Paul, MN	Isabel or Isabella is a guaranteed knockout.... Aimee (spelled that way) Come to think of it... most central/southern European names are...

05-16-2003, 10:31 PM	#41
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05-16-2003, 10:54 PM	#42
Aesyrqwe High School JV Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Indiana	any name which usually ends in 'y' but is changed to 'i' -Aes- __________________ Go Bears! #8 Grossman #33 Tillman

05-17-2003, 12:02 AM	#44
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Along the lines of oykib, I believe that Bruce is the #1 name in America for gay males. Though as far as the thread title, Beth would be near top of list I think Last edited by mckerney : 05-17-2003 at 12:05 AM.

05-17-2003, 12:48 AM	#45
sooner333 College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Norman, OK	How can we leave off Destiny on the strippers name list? Mike Price sure wouldn't.

05-17-2003, 01:00 AM	#46
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Destiny, Vanessa, Angelica, Ashley

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05-17-2003, 03:36 AM	#49
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Bev!!!! Ahahahahaha!!!! That's got to be the worst hot chick name I've heard, other than Jeanne!!! I keep picturing a very large librarian in lingerie trying to act sexy......Ahahahaha.....shudder...... __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross