OT: Ever Been Hazed?

DeToxRox · 10-18-2005, 07:45 PM

I had to write a paper on hazing and I decided to recall a moment when I was hazed Freshman year of High School that I absolutely loved.

So I played hockey and come the end of the year for Seniors, they decided to abduct me and take me to the Detroit Zoo (3 miles from my house) where they made me put on a thong. They let me keep my school ID but everything else stayed in the car.

I thought this was hilarious so I walked with my head held high *no pun intended*. It got amazing though when two girls from another school drove by and pulled into a parking lot. They loved it so much they offered me a ride home.

Next weekend .. Well .. COUNT IT!

Needless to say it was the best hazing ever.

I know this won't have so many great stories, but if you got 'em, share em.

Maple Leafs · 10-18-2005, 07:58 PM

One time, my teammates made me dress up like a girl, drive to the zoo, and proposition the ugliest guy I could find. Ugh...

DeToxRox · 10-18-2005, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

One time, my teammates made me dress up like a girl, drive to the zoo, and proposition the ugliest guy I could find. Ugh...

Hahaha. That's awesome.

gottimd · 10-18-2005, 08:01 PM

At least you didn't have to do the rodeo. That is where you proposition the fattest girl at the fraternity party, take her back to a room. Have a brother stand outside the door when you close it with a timer. Once in the room, grab a hold of the girl from behind like a big hug, and whisper into her ear:

"You are the fattest, ugliest girl I have ever met in my life".

Since you are holding onto her, she will obviously begin to buck, and the brother outside the door times you to see how long you can hang on.

EDIT: You probably cant get away with that these days, as it may be thought of as assault or something.

DeToxRox · 10-18-2005, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

At least you didn't have to do the rodeo. That is where you proposition the fattest girl at the fraternity party, take her back to a room. Have a brother stand outside the door when you close it with a timer. Once in the room, grab a hold of the girl from behind like a big hug, and whisper into her ear:

"You are the fattest, ugliest girl I have ever met in my life".

Since you are holding onto her, she will obviously begin to buck, and the brother outside the door times you to see how long you can hang on.

EDIT: You probably cant get away with that these days, as it may be thought of as assault or something.

On spring break I was wittness to a video of a few buddies busting out the rodeo clown. I laughed so hard I cried.

Airhog · 10-18-2005, 09:04 PM

There has been a local hazing story here in oklahoma city. A freshman at a local high school was forced to eat vomit, and I believe they made him drink/eat some other body fluids. Totally sick.

Oh and if they had left you at our zoo in okc, you would most likely had bad things happen to you. The zoo is in a rough part of town

FrogMan · 10-18-2005, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Airhog

There has been a local hazing story here in oklahoma city. A freshman at a local high school was forced to eat vomit, and I believe they made him drink/eat some other body fluids. Totally sick.

McGill University (located in Montreal) has just announced the cancellation of the rest of its football season over some hazing rituals that happened in August...

http://www.cbc.ca/story/sports/natio...men051018.html

allegations of illegal use of a broomstick and such...

FM

Maple Leafs · 10-18-2005, 09:42 PM

As well as a major scandal in the Canadian junior hockey league:
http://www.tsn.ca/chl/news_story.asp?id=140174

Calis · 10-18-2005, 09:43 PM

Pine Cones.

/shudder

Fidatelo · 10-19-2005, 08:56 AM

I think hockey might have the worst hazings of any sport. Jamming the rookies naked into the bus bathroom and tossing change on the floor is common (they can't come out until they've picked up all the change). Tying a string to a rookies "package", the other end to a pail, tossing that over the boards and dropping pucks in the pail is another. I've also heard of rookies being forced to jack off in a circle onto a donut, and the last one finished has to eat the donut.

Lets just say I'm glad I was pulled out of hockey before I was old enough to experience any of these wonderful traditions first hand.

kcchief19 · 10-19-2005, 09:17 AM

I was on the high school debate team and we would haze all the newcomers on overnight road trips. It usually involved doing something to someone while they were sleeping, throwing them in the hotel pool with their clothes on and such. I was the victim of a very well played gag in which my roommates picked the lock on the bathroom door and snuck in and took all my clothes and all the towels, leaving my only a handcloth. When I slowly opened the door to see what awaited me, it took a few seconds before I realized that the entire team -- guys and girls -- were all in the other half of the room watching in the mirror that provided a perfect angle to the bathroom.

I took it quite well. In a case of giving someone a nickname that is the exact opposite of what they are, one of the guys comes over to me and says, "Way to take it like a man, Tiny." Had to put up with that for years.

Samdari · 10-19-2005, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

In a case of giving someone a nickname that is the exact opposite of what they are

You go ahead and keep believing that.

Pumpy Tudors · 10-19-2005, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

HAY GUYZ I HAD TEH SEX

I see.

bbor · 10-19-2005, 11:19 AM

[quote=Fidatelo]I've also heard of rookies being forced to jack off in a circle onto a donut, and the last one finished has to eat the donut.

QUOTE]

Actually it's usually a cracker....but to each his own.

I myself had to put cheese slices under my arm pits and then go to practice....after practice i had to eat the cheese.YUM!

Noop · 10-19-2005, 11:29 AM

Eww how the hell did those guys get it up in front of other guys. "Thats so gay"

VPI97 · 10-19-2005, 11:33 AM

I was at the USNA for a few months prior to my senior year of high school and went through an abbreviated version of the 'rat' process, as well as attend some classes. During one of the final week, we were subjected to some of the traditional rat hazing and I have to say that it was one of the more intense environments that I've ever been around. Going through that wasn't the reason why I turned down an appointment to the Naval Academy, but it didn't help their case.

KevinNU7 · 10-19-2005, 11:34 AM

I guess my school was lame because the only hazing we did in any sports was making the freshman workout more then the rest of the team.

rkmsuf · 10-19-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by KevinNU7

I guess my school was lame because the only hazing we did in any sports was making the freshman workout more then the rest of the team.

translation - the people you were with were normal.

st.cronin · 10-19-2005, 12:48 PM

I played hockey in high school and don't remember any hazing. Serving in an airborne regiment, however...

molson · 10-19-2005, 01:36 PM

Seriously, what's the point of all the gay hazing stuff? (And I use the word gay in its normal usage). I'm curious - can anyone stick up for it? On any team or group I've been a part of, I've never felt, "Damn, we'd be so much more cohesive if we'd just jerk off together".

rkmsuf · 10-19-2005, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

Seriously, what's the point of all the gay hazing stuff? (And I use the word gay in its normal usage). I'm curious - can anyone stick up for it? On any team or group I've been a part of, I've never felt, "Damn, we'd be so much more cohesive if we'd just jerk off together".

truly one of mankind's most baffling phenomenon.

pennywisesb · 10-19-2005, 01:44 PM

At my fire department, the probationary firefighters cannot sit in any of the recliners (we don't have couches) and watch TV for the first year of employment. That kinda sucked for that first year.

rkmsuf · 10-19-2005, 01:46 PM

"You guys seem pretty cool. Here take these."

"Rubbers? What do we need rubbers for?"

"Baahhhhhh. Baaahhhh"

Butter · 10-19-2005, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

HAY GUYZ I HAD TEH SEX 10 YEARS AGO

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I see.

Fix'd.

Poli · 10-19-2005, 02:31 PM

There is NO hazing in the Navy. It's called "initiation."

DeToxRox · 10-19-2005, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

Fix'd.

Ha if I had sex 10 years ago as a 10 year old .. I'd be pumped.

JasonC23 · 10-20-2005, 08:14 AM

When I first started posting at The Sideline, Tony and Blackader...

...nope, can't go into it, still too traumatized...

gottimd · 10-20-2005, 08:19 AM

Has anyone tried to drink a gallon of milk out of a funnel with goldfish and Old Bay seasoning in it? The gold fish isn't even the bad part, its the way the milk just absolutely kills your stomach with that much intake so quickly.

Or getting Garlic Powder rubbed in your hair? The smell just doesn't come out for days no matter how much you shower.

Kneeling on wooden paddles with salt on the paddle, so if you move it just cuts up your knees and leads to an unpleasant experience. Meanwhile downing tabasco sauce and eating whole raw onions like an apple?

Castlerock · 10-20-2005, 08:26 AM

Catfood on a Triscuit.

10-18-2005, 07:58 PM	#2
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	One time, my teammates made me dress up like a girl, drive to the zoo, and proposition the ugliest guy I could find. Ugh... __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

10-18-2005, 08:01 PM	#4
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	At least you didn't have to do the rodeo. That is where you proposition the fattest girl at the fraternity party, take her back to a room. Have a brother stand outside the door when you close it with a timer. Once in the room, grab a hold of the girl from behind like a big hug, and whisper into her ear: "You are the fattest, ugliest girl I have ever met in my life". Since you are holding onto her, she will obviously begin to buck, and the brother outside the door times you to see how long you can hang on. EDIT: You probably cant get away with that these days, as it may be thought of as assault or something. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08 Last edited by gottimd : 10-18-2005 at 08:02 PM.

10-18-2005, 09:04 PM	#6
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	There has been a local hazing story here in oklahoma city. A freshman at a local high school was forced to eat vomit, and I believe they made him drink/eat some other body fluids. Totally sick. Oh and if they had left you at our zoo in okc, you would most likely had bad things happen to you. The zoo is in a rough part of town __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

10-18-2005, 09:42 PM	#8
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	As well as a major scandal in the Canadian junior hockey league: http://www.tsn.ca/chl/news_story.asp?id=140174 __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

10-19-2005, 08:56 AM	#10
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	I think hockey might have the worst hazings of any sport. Jamming the rookies naked into the bus bathroom and tossing change on the floor is common (they can't come out until they've picked up all the change). Tying a string to a rookies "package", the other end to a pail, tossing that over the boards and dropping pucks in the pail is another. I've also heard of rookies being forced to jack off in a circle onto a donut, and the last one finished has to eat the donut. Lets just say I'm glad I was pulled out of hockey before I was old enough to experience any of these wonderful traditions first hand. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

10-18-2005, 09:43 PM	#9
Calis College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Kansas	Pine Cones. /shudder

10-19-2005, 09:17 AM	#11
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	I was on the high school debate team and we would haze all the newcomers on overnight road trips. It usually involved doing something to someone while they were sleeping, throwing them in the hotel pool with their clothes on and such. I was the victim of a very well played gag in which my roommates picked the lock on the bathroom door and snuck in and took all my clothes and all the towels, leaving my only a handcloth. When I slowly opened the door to see what awaited me, it took a few seconds before I realized that the entire team -- guys and girls -- were all in the other half of the room watching in the mirror that provided a perfect angle to the bathroom. I took it quite well. In a case of giving someone a nickname that is the exact opposite of what they are, one of the guys comes over to me and says, "Way to take it like a man, Tiny." Had to put up with that for years.

10-19-2005, 11:19 AM	#14
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	[quote=Fidatelo]I've also heard of rookies being forced to jack off in a circle onto a donut, and the last one finished has to eat the donut. QUOTE] Actually it's usually a cracker....but to each his own. I myself had to put cheese slices under my arm pits and then go to practice....after practice i had to eat the cheese.YUM! __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

10-19-2005, 11:29 AM	#15
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Eww how the hell did those guys get it up in front of other guys. "Thats so gay" __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

10-19-2005, 11:33 AM	#16
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	I was at the USNA for a few months prior to my senior year of high school and went through an abbreviated version of the 'rat' process, as well as attend some classes. During one of the final week, we were subjected to some of the traditional rat hazing and I have to say that it was one of the more intense environments that I've ever been around. Going through that wasn't the reason why I turned down an appointment to the Naval Academy, but it didn't help their case. __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

10-19-2005, 11:34 AM	#17
KevinNU7 College Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: Beantown	I guess my school was lame because the only hazing we did in any sports was making the freshman workout more then the rest of the team. __________________ Boston Bashers - III.14 - (8347) Last edited by KevinNU7 : 10-19-2005 at 11:34 AM.

10-19-2005, 12:48 PM	#19
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I played hockey in high school and don't remember any hazing. Serving in an airborne regiment, however...

10-19-2005, 01:36 PM	#20
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	Seriously, what's the point of all the gay hazing stuff? (And I use the word gay in its normal usage). I'm curious - can anyone stick up for it? On any team or group I've been a part of, I've never felt, "Damn, we'd be so much more cohesive if we'd just jerk off together".

10-19-2005, 01:44 PM	#22
pennywisesb College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Los Angeles, California	At my fire department, the probationary firefighters cannot sit in any of the recliners (we don't have couches) and watch TV for the first year of employment. That kinda sucked for that first year. __________________ Myspace Profile

10-19-2005, 01:46 PM	#23
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	"You guys seem pretty cool. Here take these." "Rubbers? What do we need rubbers for?" "Baahhhhhh. Baaahhhh" __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

10-19-2005, 02:31 PM	#25
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	There is NO hazing in the Navy. It's called "initiation." __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

10-20-2005, 08:14 AM	#27
JasonC23 High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Huntley, IL, USA	When I first started posting at The Sideline, Tony and Blackader... ...nope, can't go into it, still too traumatized... __________________ "I'm A god. I'm not THE God...I don't think." Bill Murray, Groundhog Day

10-20-2005, 08:19 AM	#28
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Has anyone tried to drink a gallon of milk out of a funnel with goldfish and Old Bay seasoning in it? The gold fish isn't even the bad part, its the way the milk just absolutely kills your stomach with that much intake so quickly. Or getting Garlic Powder rubbed in your hair? The smell just doesn't come out for days no matter how much you shower. Kneeling on wooden paddles with salt on the paddle, so if you move it just cuts up your knees and leads to an unpleasant experience. Meanwhile downing tabasco sauce and eating whole raw onions like an apple? __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

10-20-2005, 08:26 AM	#29
Castlerock High School Varsity Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Boston, Ma	Catfood on a Triscuit.

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