Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding

Easy Mac · 07-26-2005, 07:59 PM

Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

SirFozzie · 07-26-2005, 08:01 PM

*blink* *Blink*

The Hell?

I thought pain pills were supposed to make you understand MORE, not less

mrsimperless · 07-26-2005, 08:04 PM

A divorce? You mean, like a real divorce?

Alright, well, Keep on... keep on truckin. Ok, good stuff.

sovereignstar · 07-26-2005, 08:05 PM

Paging Shorty. We've got a movie quote thread for you to totally crash.

sabotai · 07-26-2005, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely.

It does change you. You start using words like "lovely" to describe things....I hope I never experience this horror.

Philliesfan980 · 07-26-2005, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy

. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely.

You've got nothing after making a statement like that.

Easy Mac · 07-26-2005, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Philliesfan980

You've got nothing after making a statement like that.

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

Philliesfan980 · 07-26-2005, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

Did they boil the pasta fresh for you at the Olive Garden

RGunner · 07-26-2005, 09:13 PM

it feels so good when it hits your lips

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 07-26-2005, 09:16 PM

Mac you're just married. Not dead.

Easy Mac · 07-26-2005, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Mac you're just married. Not dead.

yeah, but True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 07-26-2005, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

yeah, but True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Don't think that happened because you were thinking about the type of panties that waitress was wearing.

Do you think your lovely bride was scoping out the waiters at the OG? Of course she was. Did nude people jump out of your bathroom when you got home?

I rest my case.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 07-26-2005, 09:29 PM

Dola - and if they did, send them my way. Arlie checks out chicks all the time and I don't get any naked blindfolded people in my house.

Easy Mac · 07-26-2005, 09:40 PM

well, I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit.

or, You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.

but seriously, Fuckin' every now and then I fall apart and I need you now tonight. I fuckin' need you more than ever.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 07-26-2005, 09:41 PM

You had me at food.

mrsimperless · 07-26-2005, 09:43 PM

Denver? Gorgeous! Ahhh, the sunshine state.

Easy Mac · 07-26-2005, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

You had me at food.

That's how you do it. That's how you debate.

Tigercat · 07-26-2005, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

That's how you do it. That's how you debate.

That was a phantom answer, Carville took a dive! I call fixed!

sachmo71 · 07-26-2005, 10:10 PM

It's not what you think about, it's what you do that causes problems.

korme · 07-27-2005, 01:58 AM

Love, it's a motherfucker, huh?

korme · 07-27-2005, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Mac you're just married. Not dead.

Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man.

MikeVick7 · 07-27-2005, 07:10 AM

I'm just enjoying how half of the thread is actually getting what Easy Mac is doing and the other half is totally in the dark.

Draft Dodger · 07-27-2005, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man.

well, it's more than zero, so maybe you shouldn't be casting stones

Noop · 07-27-2005, 07:15 AM

Damn I have seen this movie. What is the name of it?

gottimd · 07-27-2005, 07:50 AM

At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?

Scholes · 07-27-2005, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

yeah, but True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

It stops right there, and it starts right here. I think what he's trying to say is that true love is blind.

Scholes · 07-27-2005, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Damn I have seen this movie. What is the name of it?

Question, from the guy who probably won't get in...

cody8200 · 07-27-2005, 08:33 AM

I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep.

Noop · 07-27-2005, 08:34 AM

Oh I get it now haha Fight Club!!

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07-27-2005, 07:15 AM	#24
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07-26-2005, 09:13 PM	#9
RGunner High School JV Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Fort Worth, Texas	it feels so good when it hits your lips

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Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Mac you're just married. Not dead.

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Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Dola - and if they did, send them my way. Arlie checks out chicks all the time and I don't get any naked blindfolded people in my house.

07-26-2005, 09:40 PM	#14
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	well, I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit. or, You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok. but seriously, Fuckin' every now and then I fall apart and I need you now tonight. I fuckin' need you more than ever.

07-26-2005, 09:41 PM	#15
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	You had me at food.

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07-27-2005, 08:34 AM	#29
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