Have you ever woken up and wondered how you smell so bad?

DeToxRox · 11-19-2009, 11:20 AM

I swear to God, I woke up today and have no idea where this funk came from, but it was there and it was powerful. Especially my fingers, which is odd because I don't recall every being formally introduced to Logan's mom.

Anyway, I showered after hitting the gym, and I am pretty sure I am not obese enough to break into a sweat after playing Modern Warfare 2. Add in the fact I just washed (well correction, my girlfriend washed) my comforter and sheets and I am stymied.

Anyone else?

JediKooter · 11-19-2009, 11:21 AM

...slowly backs out of the thread...

ISiddiqui · 11-19-2009, 11:24 AM

Uh....

Mizzou B-ball fan · 11-19-2009, 11:25 AM

DeToxRox = Mark Mangino

Rizon · 11-19-2009, 11:27 AM

Trout option?

Lathum · 11-19-2009, 11:39 AM

Nightfister, I've heard of this phenomenon but until now only thought it was a myth...

Dr. Sak · 11-19-2009, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeToxRox

I swear to God, I woke up today and have no idea where this funk came from, but it was there and it was powerful. Especially my fingers, which is odd because I don't recall every being formally introduced to Logan's mom.

Anyway, I showered after hitting the gym, and I am pretty sure I am not obese enough to break into a sweat after playing Modern Warfare 2. Add in the fact I just washed (well correction, my girlfriend washed) my comforter and sheets and I am stymied.

Anyone else?

Maybe your girlfriend is pissed at you and threw something extra in the wash. Either that or if your washing machine is in a public place...someone pissed or shit in it.

jbergey22 · 11-19-2009, 11:51 AM

What were you doing before you went to bed?

jbergey22 · 11-19-2009, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

Nightfister, I've heard of this phenomenon but until now only thought it was a myth...

LOL

lungs · 11-19-2009, 11:54 AM

I have. Then I wiped my ass.

stevew · 11-19-2009, 12:01 PM

Sometimes my feet will smell so bad I'll want to leave them in the other room.

Autumn · 11-19-2009, 12:22 PM

I don't know why I'm bothering to make a serious comment, but it could be something you ate. Things like onions and garlic can come out in your sweat.

clemsonfan · 11-19-2009, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

I don't know why I'm bothering to make a serious comment, but it could be something you ate. Things like onions and garlic can come out in your sweat.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Noop · 11-19-2009, 12:38 PM

"He who goes to bed with an itchy bum, wakes up with a smelly thumb."

Marc Vaughan · 11-20-2009, 01:22 PM

I'm going with Noop's answer ...

Cringer · 11-20-2009, 06:38 PM

There is nothing to question when you expect to smell bad. So, no.

Karlifornia · 11-20-2009, 07:05 PM

I always smell good because I wash my hands a lot, and that soap smell covers up the rest. Like, if I handle raw chicken, I'll go in the bathroom, shut the door, and wash my hands. Then I after I open the door back up, I'll go back and wash my hands. Then when I come out the bathroom, I'll go into the kitchen and give my hands a "not in the bathroom" washing. Then my roommate comes home, and I'm reminded that I should probably go and wash my hands to combat her unwashed hands...

11-19-2009, 11:21 AM	#2
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11-19-2009, 11:24 AM	#3
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	Uh.... __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

11-19-2009, 12:38 PM	#14
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	"He who goes to bed with an itchy bum, wakes up with a smelly thumb." __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

11-20-2009, 06:38 PM	#16
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	There is nothing to question when you expect to smell bad. So, no. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

11-20-2009, 07:05 PM	#17
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I always smell good because I wash my hands a lot, and that soap smell covers up the rest. Like, if I handle raw chicken, I'll go in the bathroom, shut the door, and wash my hands. Then I after I open the door back up, I'll go back and wash my hands. Then when I come out the bathroom, I'll go into the kitchen and give my hands a "not in the bathroom" washing. Then my roommate comes home, and I'm reminded that I should probably go and wash my hands to combat her unwashed hands... __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

11-19-2009, 11:25 AM	#4
Mizzou B-ball fan General Manager Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO	DeToxRox = Mark Mangino

11-19-2009, 11:39 AM	#6
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Nightfister, I've heard of this phenomenon but until now only thought it was a myth...

11-19-2009, 11:51 AM	#8
jbergey22 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Minnesota	What were you doing before you went to bed?

11-19-2009, 11:54 AM	#10
lungs Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Prairie du Sac, WI	I have. Then I wiped my ass.

11-19-2009, 12:01 PM	#11
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Sometimes my feet will smell so bad I'll want to leave them in the other room.

11-19-2009, 12:22 PM	#12
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	I don't know why I'm bothering to make a serious comment, but it could be something you ate. Things like onions and garlic can come out in your sweat.

11-20-2009, 01:22 PM	#15
Marc Vaughan SI Games Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Melbourne, FL	I'm going with Noop's answer ...

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