I Totally Have to Eat Here

Coffee Warlord · 06-03-2009, 02:11 PM

Jones Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage.

YouTube - Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage

Mustang · 06-03-2009, 02:23 PM

I absolutely hate having my feet touched and I dislike feet. I don't even like looking at them.

The world would be a better place if we all had them cut off and replace with wood blocks.

I. J. Reilly · 06-03-2009, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

I absolutely hate having my feet touched and I dislike feet. I don't even like looking at them.

The world would be a better place if we all had them cut off and replace with wood blocks.

Classic closet self loather; just admit you have a foot fetish, you’ll be a lot happier.

Tigercat · 06-03-2009, 02:37 PM

Sounds more like he has a fetish for people with wooden appendages. Maybe Mustang grew up around a firm but gentled pirate, and he would lie next to him while gently stroking his peg leg.

Ksyrup · 06-03-2009, 02:42 PM

"Mustang, give me a ring tonight. I be needin' someone to pull me pork."

Mustang · 06-03-2009, 02:45 PM

*L*

Ok, this took a turn...

Coffee Warlord · 06-03-2009, 02:47 PM

I think this was theadjacked in the first reply.

Ksyrup · 06-03-2009, 02:49 PM

Hey, I referenced pulled pork to at least make my comment relevant to the original post!

Mustang · 06-03-2009, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

I think this was theadjacked in the first reply.

I was just trying to comment on my general disdain for combining foot massages and BBQ.. you guys turned it into me wanting a combo BBQ/Orbital Sanding place.

Maple Leafs · 06-03-2009, 03:56 PM

What does it say about me that if I see a post that has a link to youtube instead the embedded video, I say "fuck it, that's way too much work"?

CamEdwards · 06-03-2009, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

"Mustang, give me a ring tonight. I be needin' someone to pull me pork."

Brilliant!

Schmidty · 06-03-2009, 06:12 PM

Feet are gross.

spleen1015 · 06-03-2009, 06:28 PM

Besides the asshole, feet are the ugliest part of the human body.

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 06-03-2009, 06:32 PM

Nope, pretty sure it's your mind.

mrsimperless · 06-03-2009, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

I absolutely hate having my feet touched and I dislike feet. I don't even like looking at them.

The world would be a better place if we all had them cut off and replace with wood blocks.

You crazy. The foot massages I'm used to last 75 minutes and include feet, legs, hands, arms, shoulders, head, back and neck. All for about 300 baht.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-03-2009, 09:52 PM

HELL, THIS IS A DINOSAUR!

Sublime 2 · 06-04-2009, 01:47 PM

I keep reading the title as "I Totally Have to Eat Her."

Then I click, hoping to see CW admitting to canibalism. Alas, I'm stuck with foot fetish talk, it will have to do.

Coffee Warlord · 06-04-2009, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sublime 2

I keep reading the title as "I Totally Have to Eat Her."

Then I click, hoping to see CW admitting to canibalism. Alas, I'm stuck with foot fetish talk, it will have to do.

Only with the proper marinade are humans a delight for the palate.

Ksyrup · 06-04-2009, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Only with the proper marinade are humans a delight for the palate.

BBQ sauce?

Pumpy Tudors · 06-04-2009, 03:23 PM

DID YOU HEAR ME CALL NUMBER 52?

Noop · 06-04-2009, 03:38 PM

I would totally eat her

I thought this thread was about eating p*ssy

SackAttack · 06-04-2009, 03:40 PM

Ass BBQ?

What, are we reduced to eating donkeys?

ntndeacon · 06-04-2009, 08:16 PM

I was thinking what an un appetizing piece of meat that would be. (I saw Bourdain or the bald guy eat chickin ass on the travel channel. but they eat anything)

M GO BLUE!!! · 06-04-2009, 11:47 PM

Now I'm wantin' me some good ass bbq.

06-03-2009, 02:23 PM	#2
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	I absolutely hate having my feet touched and I dislike feet. I don't even like looking at them. The world would be a better place if we all had them cut off and replace with wood blocks. __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

06-03-2009, 02:42 PM	#5
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	"Mustang, give me a ring tonight. I be needin' someone to pull me pork." __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 06-03-2009 at 02:42 PM.

06-03-2009, 02:45 PM	#6
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	L Ok, this took a turn... __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

06-03-2009, 02:49 PM	#8
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Hey, I referenced pulled pork to at least make my comment relevant to the original post! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 06-03-2009 at 02:50 PM.

06-03-2009, 03:56 PM	#10
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	What does it say about me that if I see a post that has a link to youtube instead the embedded video, I say "fuck it, that's way too much work"? __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

06-03-2009, 02:37 PM	#4
Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	Sounds more like he has a fetish for people with wooden appendages. Maybe Mustang grew up around a firm but gentled pirate, and he would lie next to him while gently stroking his peg leg.

06-03-2009, 02:47 PM	#7
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	I think this was theadjacked in the first reply.

06-03-2009, 06:12 PM	#12
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Feet are gross. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

06-03-2009, 06:28 PM	#13
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Besides the asshole, feet are the ugliest part of the human body.

06-03-2009, 06:32 PM	#14
Ronnie Dobbs2 Pro Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Bahston Mass	Nope, pretty sure it's your mind. __________________ There's no I in Teamocil, at least not where you'd think

06-03-2009, 09:52 PM	#16
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	HELL, THIS IS A DINOSAUR! __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

06-04-2009, 01:47 PM	#17
Sublime 2 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Hampshire	I keep reading the title as "I Totally Have to Eat Her." Then I click, hoping to see CW admitting to canibalism. Alas, I'm stuck with foot fetish talk, it will have to do.

06-04-2009, 03:23 PM	#20
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	DID YOU HEAR ME CALL NUMBER 52? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

06-04-2009, 03:38 PM	#21
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I would totally eat her I thought this thread was about eating p*ssy __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

06-04-2009, 03:40 PM	#22
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	Ass BBQ? What, are we reduced to eating donkeys?

06-04-2009, 08:16 PM	#23
ntndeacon Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Alabama	I was thinking what an un appetizing piece of meat that would be. (I saw Bourdain or the bald guy eat chickin ass on the travel channel. but they eat anything)

06-04-2009, 11:47 PM	#24
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Now I'm wantin' me some good ass bbq.

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