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Create Your Own Movie
This is a fun little site where you can choose the actors, director, writer, genre, and other such things for your own movie and it will spit out some info about it. Moderatly entertaining. Here's a link to the site.
This was my first effort. My main complaint about the site is that they don't give you clips from your movies...  Hot Lesbian Startlettes In Love (R) (Romance/Coming of Age) Starring Anthony Hopkins and Natalie Portman Also Featuring Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Biel Directed by Ridley Scott Screenplay by Steven Kloves Projected Budget Range: $80-89 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $14.80 million (Opening Weekend) $85.26 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Stephen Holden, New York Times
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06-20-2003, 02:53 PM
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Dola-
WooHoo!!! Roger Ebert loves me!!!! The Life of Jeebs (R) (Adventure/Historical Epic/True Story) Starring Russell Crowe and Jennifer Love Hewitt Also Featuring Joaquin Phoenix, Jack Black, Julia Roberts, and Liv Tyler Directed by Steven Soderbergh Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan Projected Budget Range: $70-79 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $17.35 million (Opening Weekend) $85.53 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 16% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 7% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
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06-20-2003, 02:54 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Dallas, TX
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Re: Create Your Own Movie
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06-20-2003, 02:55 PM
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High School Varsity
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06-20-2003, 03:02 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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Why Do Women Fall in Love with Eachother? (R)
(Comic Book/Family/Historical Epic/Mystery) Starring Tom Cruise and Kirsten Dunst Also Featuring Orlando Bloom, Joaquin Phoenix, Eliza Dushku, and Brittany Murphy Directed by Curtis Hanson Screenplay by Steven Kloves and J.R.R. Tolkien Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $17.24 million (Opening Weekend) $93.12 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 8% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat |
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06-20-2003, 03:08 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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The Lord of the Rings (PG-13)
(Adventure/Family/Fantasy/Historical Epic) Starring Elijah Wood Also Featuring Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen, Cate Blanchett, and Liv Tyler Directed by Peter Jackson Screenplay by J.R.R. Tolkien Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million Planned Release Date: November Projected Box Office Receipts: $22.98 million (Opening Weekend) $184.11 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 26% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post |
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06-20-2003, 03:22 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Manchester, CT
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Man Love (R)
(Romance) Starring Vin Diesel Also Featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans Screenplay by J.K. Rowling and M. Night Shyamalan Projected Budget Range: $20-29 Million Planned Release Date: February Projected Box Office Receipts: $13.31 million (Opening Weekend) $59.98 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 1% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
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81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." |
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06-20-2003, 03:25 PM
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General Manager
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Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Heh, I can just see the headlines now...
"Roger Ebert loves Man Love!!! Two thumbs up (his bum)!"
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06-20-2003, 03:25 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Manchester, CT
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Marmel and the 14 Lesbians (R)
(Adventure) Starring Brad Pitt and Denise Richards Also Featuring Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, Cameron Diaz, and Eliza Dushku Directed by Peter Jackson Screenplay by David Koepp and M. Night Shyamalan Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million Planned Release Date: June Projected Box Office Receipts: $19.09 million (Opening Weekend) $116.91 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 12% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Chris Gore, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com
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81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." |
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06-20-2003, 03:42 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Mad City, WI
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Prison Bitch (R)
(Christmas/Prison/Romance) Starring Tom 'Tiny' Lister Jr. and Catherine Zeta-Jones Also Featuring Leonardo DiCaprio, Chris Rock, Mandy Moore, and Halle Berry Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans Screenplay by Ice Cube and Adam Sandler Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million Planned Release Date: June Projected Box Office Receipts: $11.64 million (Opening Weekend) $50.31 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 4% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: The CAP Ministry, CAP Alert |
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06-20-2003, 04:19 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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Kariya vs Stevens: Now It's Personal! (PG-13)
(Revenge Fantasy/True Story/Amnesia/Hostile Alien) Starring Verne Troyer and Kate Beckinsale Also Featuring Tom 'Tiny' Lister Jr. Directed by John Woo Screenplay by Stephen Gaghan and Charlie Kaufman Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $18.20 million (Opening Weekend) $72.04 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 8% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
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06-20-2003, 04:29 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Marmel- I admire your thinking!
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06-20-2003, 04:35 PM
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General Manager
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Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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You love Man Love too??? 
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06-20-2003, 04:45 PM
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FOFC's Elected Representative
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The stars at night; are big and bright
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Hal Sutton - First Round Bust (PG-13)
(Historical Epic) Starring Tommy Lee Jones and Michelle Pfeiffer Also Featuring Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, and Kathy Bates Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $17.56 million (Opening Weekend) $120.64 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 18% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 10% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
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"i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand |
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06-20-2003, 04:50 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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The Night At FOFC (R)
(Paranoia/Horror) Starring Cheech Marin and Reese Witherspoon Also Featuring Catherine Zeta-Jones and Tara Reid Directed by M. Night Shyamalan Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million Planned Release Date: September Projected Box Office Receipts: $13.13 million (Opening Weekend) $59.79 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 4% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Chris Gore, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle ---------------------------- Lets just the whole movie is going to be one big porno, with a little bit of chessy horror mixed in |
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06-20-2003, 04:59 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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SkyDog Vs. HornsManiac: Who's Cocky and Funny Now, Bitch! (R)
(Office Politics/True Story/Mistaken Identity/Horror) Starring Denzel Washington Also Featuring Tom Arnold Directed by M. Night Shyamalan Screenplay by Peter Jackson Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million Planned Release Date: June Projected Box Office Receipts: $20.14 million (Opening Weekend) $100.07 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 9% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Chris Gore, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post
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06-20-2003, 05:02 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Manchester, CT
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Chief, you win best movie in my heart for that last one. The casting was perfect!
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81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." |
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06-20-2003, 06:43 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Name of movie (R)
(Adventure/Buddy Cop/Caper Comedy) Starring Don Cheadle and Halle Berry Also Featuring David Chappelle, Jamie Foxx, and Jessica Biel Directed by Peter Farrelly Screenplay by Peter Farrelly Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million Planned Release Date: June Projected Box Office Receipts: $15.92 million (Opening Weekend) $65.24 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 3% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post |
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06-20-2003, 07:14 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Here is mine:
The Adventures of Time (PG-13) (Historical Epic/True Story) Starring Tom Hanks and Reese Witherspoon Also Featuring Edward Norton, Kevin Spacey, and Eliza Dushku Directed by Cameron Crowe Screenplay by Steven Kloves Projected Budget Range: $60-69 Million Planned Release Date: November Projected Box Office Receipts: $18.92 million (Opening Weekend) $103.13 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 12% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 4% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post
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06-20-2003, 07:30 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
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I was gonna make a movie. But Gary Coleman wasn't available.
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06-20-2003, 07:43 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Office Space 2: Cubicles of Despair (R)
(Caper Comedy/Office Politics) Starring Jim Carrey and Reese Witherspoon Also Featuring George Clooney, Will Ferrell, and Jennifer Tilly Directed by Robert Zemeckis Screenplay by Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $15.33 million (Opening Weekend) $90.46 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 4% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post |
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06-20-2003, 07:48 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Midwest
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The ocelot tha ate my leftover meatloaf (PG)
(Adventure/True Story) Starring George Clooney and Julia Roberts Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson and Cameron Diaz Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan Projected Budget Range: $70-79 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $14.88 million (Opening Weekend) $96.50 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 15% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 8% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat niche movies don't do well. |
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06-20-2003, 10:40 PM
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FOFC's Elected Representative
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The stars at night; are big and bright
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Projected Box Office Receipts:
$17.56 million (Opening Weekend) $120.64 million (Total Domestic Gross) Anybody top my TDG? Hal Sutton you magnificent bastard! You made me rich!!
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"i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand |
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06-21-2003, 02:53 AM
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n00b
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hawaii
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Untouchable (PG-13)
(True Story) Starring Mark Wahlberg and Katie Holmes Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson, Denzel Washington, Kate Beckinsale, and Ashley Judd Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by Steven Kloves Projected Budget Range: $70-79 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $12.64 million (Opening Weekend) $82.51 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 15% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 8% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
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06-21-2003, 06:26 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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 Not that one, you dufus.SI
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 06-21-2003 at 06:28 AM. |
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06-21-2003, 11:50 AM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!
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My Pee-Pee Hurts (PG-13)
(Caper Comedy/Lingering Illness/Talking Animal) Starring Jim Carrey and Anna Faris Also Featuring Colin Farrell, Christopher Walken, Cameron Diaz, and Shannon Elizabeth Directed by Chris Columbus Screenplay by Rhett Reese Projected Budget Range: $70-79 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $20.74 million (Opening Weekend) $112.03 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 2% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat I came close, Senator. |
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06-21-2003, 12:42 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Raleigh, NC
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Fritz Has a Trout in his Rectum (R)
(True Story/Romance/Comedy) Starring Ewan McGregor and Denise Richards Also Featuring Rory Culkin, John Rhys-Davies, Kathy Bates, and Christina Ricci Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by Peter Jackson Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million Planned Release Date: August Projected Box Office Receipts: $9.61 million (Opening Weekend) $91.57 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 17% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 7% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post
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06-21-2003, 12:50 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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ARGH!!!! I will get you yet, Senator!!!
I Gotta Go Poo (PG-13) (Adventure/Fantasy) Starring Mel Gibson and Kirsten Dunst Also Featuring Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, and Julia Roberts Directed by Steven Spielberg Screenplay by Peter Jackson Projected Budget Range: $110-119 Million Planned Release Date: July Projected Box Office Receipts: $21.53 million (Opening Weekend) $117.75 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Padgett Arango, Chucklehound.com
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06-21-2003, 05:03 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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I find these stats quite disturbing. SI
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 06-21-2003 at 05:04 PM. |
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06-21-2003, 05:05 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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I Have an Enormous Pussy (R)
(Caper Comedy) Starring Jackie Chan and Kate Beckinsale Also Featuring Jimmy Smits and Kathy Bates Directed by Steven Soderbergh Screenplay by Steven Zaillian Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million Planned Release Date: November Projected Box Office Receipts: $18.91 million (Opening Weekend) $82.85 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 11% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 4% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Desson Howe, Washington Post
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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06-21-2003, 05:11 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Has anyone seen the Hall of Fame there?
The Mystical Martial Arts Master From The Far East Who Was Forced To Team Up With The Street-Smart Mouthy American Cop The Mystical Martial Arts Master Who Through Bureaucratic Error Was Mistakenly Teamed Up With The Other Martial Arts Master The Mystical Martial Arts Master Who Somehow Got Teamed Up With Oliver Platt AT: The Angry-Terrestrial Attila the Pun The Antwone Fisher Story II: Antoine vs. Rodan (my personal favorite) Die Hard IX: Die Hard With a Vengeance and some Gummi Worms and a Robot and a Fedora and Possibly Some Grammatically Incorrect Verb Tenses SI
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" |
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06-21-2003, 07:57 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Raleigh, NC
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The followup to the critically acclaimed Fritz Has a Trout in his Rectum:
Sterlingice Has Hippopotami in his Rectum (R) (Talking Animal/Spoof/Teen Angst) Starring Kevin Spacey and Helen Hunt Also Featuring John Rhys-Davies, Cedric the Entertainer, and Kathy Bates (as the hippopotami) Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by Peter Jackson Projected Budget Range: $60-69 Million Planned Release Date: September Projected Box Office Receipts: $13.59 million (Opening Weekend) $98.34 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 16% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 7% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat What can I say? The Academy just loves movies with Rectum in the title...
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07-06-2003, 12:50 PM
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Retired
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fantasyland
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Spider Man (PG-13)
(Comic Book) Starring Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst Also Featuring Willem Dafoe and Maggie Smith Directed by Sam Raimi Screenplay by David Koepp Projected Budget Range: $80-89 Million Planned Release Date: July Projected Box Office Receipts: $11.55 million (Opening Weekend) $123.70 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 2% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post Critic Most Likely to Skewer: John Anderson, Newsday |
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07-06-2003, 12:54 PM
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Retired
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fantasyland
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Hmmm...it seems there's a wider audience for Tobias than I originally thought.
The Jason Tobias Diaries (R) (Societal Satire) Starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Natalie Portman Also Featuring James Coburn and Kathy Bates Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by Susannah Grant Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million Planned Release Date: October Projected Box Office Receipts: $10.98 million (Opening Weekend) $86.31 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 23% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 14% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post |
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07-06-2003, 02:28 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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Pearl Harbor 2: It Really Was the Germans!!! (PG-13)
(Historical Epic/Period Drama/True Story) Starring James Belushi and Rachel Weisz Also Featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kevin Bacon, Cameron Diaz, and Eliza Dushku Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by John Logan and Randall Wallace Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $14.82 million (Opening Weekend) $89.48 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 16% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 10% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat |
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07-06-2003, 02:52 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!
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The Vagina Monologues 2: Shaved and Ready (R)
(Revenge Fantasy/Societal Satire/Postmodern Angst) Starring Geoffrey Rush and Helena Bonham Carter Also Featuring Orlando Bloom, Jessica Capshaw, and Frances McDormand Directed by David Mamet Screenplay by Susan Orlean Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million Planned Release Date: February Projected Box Office Receipts: $10.84 million (Opening Weekend) $43.70 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 5% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat I was going for the artsy-fartsy type Oscar winner; guess I needed a better title. |
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07-06-2003, 03:06 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
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Man, I haven't laughed so hard for months, like I just did reading this thread.
National Female Football League (R) (Period Drama/Football) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Famke Janssen Also Featuring Whoopi Goldberg and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos Directed by Steven Spielberg Screenplay by J.K. Rowling and Tom Brady Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $14.41 million (Opening Weekend) $80.70 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 10% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 4% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post ------------------- I wanted to test Titanic, but it seems James Cameron is not on the lists for directors and writers... |
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07-06-2003, 04:05 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
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(Talking Animal) Starring Jim Carrey and Lucy Liu Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson and Julia Roberts Directed by Chris Columbus Screenplay by J.K. Rowling Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $21.29 million (Opening Weekend) $136.57 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat Not much of a big bucks movie compared to the ealier mentioned: Quote:
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07-06-2003, 04:50 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Georgia
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I Want an Oscar (PG-13)
(Courtroom Drama) Starring Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep Also Featuring Ian McKellen and Judi Dench Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by Steven Zaillian Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million Planned Release Date: November Projected Box Office Receipts: $12.28 million (Opening Weekend) $90.74 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 26% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 10% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Chris Gore, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Desson Howe, Washington Post |
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07-06-2003, 08:42 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Colossal Squid (PG-13)
(Adventure/Chase/Paranoia) Starring Harrison Ford and Nicole Kidman Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson and Natalie Portman Directed by Steven Spielberg Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $14.26 million (Opening Weekend) $95.93 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 6% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Padgett Arango, Chucklehound.com |
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07-06-2003, 09:10 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!
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07-06-2003, 09:25 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!
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The Worst Movie Ever (PG)
(Fantasy/Hostage Drama/Office Politics/Spoof) Starring Shawn Wayans and Marisa Tomei Also Featuring F. Murray Abraham, Matthew Lillard, and Christina Applegate Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans Screenplay by John Logan Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million Planned Release Date: October Projected Box Office Receipts: $16.57 million (Opening Weekend) $84.52 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 4% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: The Self-Made Critic, Selfmadecritic.com Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat |
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