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Old 05-01-2003, 12:41 AM   #1
Abe Sargent
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Guess How Long Ago HMF Was Laid.

If ever......


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Old 05-01-2003, 12:45 AM   #2
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So who's the father of HM jr then?

Marmel?
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Old 05-01-2003, 12:46 AM   #3
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Clone? Artifical Insemination? Optical Illusion?


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Old 05-01-2003, 12:51 AM   #4
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Heh.

I dolaclicked my thread so that it seemed like everybody online looked at it. 14 people on, so 14 clicks. Heh.

Maybe no one will figure out my secret.....


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Old 05-01-2003, 12:56 AM   #5
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Karl Malone (the 'Mailman') took out his frustration over being eliminated by the Kings tonight by ass-raping HMF. So, I'd say it's only been about 20 minutes or so.
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Old 05-01-2003, 01:06 AM   #6
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Karl Malone (the 'Mailman') took out his frustration over being eliminated by the Kings tonight by ass-raping HMF. So, I'd say it's only been about 20 minutes or so.


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Old 05-01-2003, 01:24 AM   #7
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I'm just glad I was able to see your generous compliment before I get banned for being brutally insensitive and politically incorrect.
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Old 05-01-2003, 01:25 AM   #8
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So HMF is actually John Stockton? I shoulda guessed...
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Old 05-01-2003, 01:29 AM   #9
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Actually, if anybody, Greg Ostertag (sp?) deserved the ass-pounding by Malone after getting himself ejected in the first quarter.
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Old 05-01-2003, 01:45 AM   #10
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I'm just glad I was able to see your generous compliment before I get banned for being brutally insensitive and politically incorrect.


I was thinking of nominating it for QotM. Think it would pass muster?
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Old 05-01-2003, 01:48 AM   #11
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I was thinking of nominating it for QotM. Think it would pass muster?


Well, now that couriers is no longer around to object...
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Old 05-01-2003, 08:26 AM   #12
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you guys are assholes, I can't believe this, have some decency, quit bashing people who aren't here to defend themselves, HMF is a stand-up guy, I don't like any of you anymore, childish pricks

oh what am I saying, carry on
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