Michael Vick is next door talking about Jesus, and he's playing Madden with a whore.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-14-2009, 11:18 AM

Since we have lots of topics repeating themselves in multiple threads, let's keep it going here. I played Madden last night, and it was really dandy, but then I remembered that Obama is the president and he doesn't like the surface we were playing on. I tried to change his mind by talking about love, French maid outfits, and what he's YouTubing of late, but he refused to speak to me until I signed up for the alternate rules fantasy football league.

That damn Obama.

SteveMax58 · 08-14-2009, 11:24 AM

I would suggest setting the house next door on fire and your own just to be safe.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-14-2009, 11:25 AM

MY HOUSE IS ALWAYS ON FIRE, BABY!

SteveMax58 · 08-14-2009, 11:46 AM

Cool...and what about that zombie girl in the bathroom? Better take her out before trying to take a leak.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-14-2009, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveMax58

Cool...and what about that zombie girl in the bathroom? Better take her out before trying to take a leak.

Yeah, I might want to disinfect the bathroom afterwards, too. You know, just in case.

SteveMax58 · 08-14-2009, 11:52 AM

Yes...I'd suggest using Mr. Brewman's. And try to do inside of 60 minutes.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-14-2009, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveMax58

Yes...I'd suggest using Mr. Brewman's. And try to do inside of 60 minutes.

This is all Alizee's fault. She broke my Netflix player.

SteveMax58 · 08-14-2009, 12:01 PM

UFLix player...for realz? Oops...gonna get the grammar police called.

heybrad · 08-14-2009, 12:02 PM

You are wrong and stupid so I will now label you as a person who is stupidly wrong.

Wow, I do feel better arguing and labeling people.

Jesus thread... here I come!

JediKooter · 08-14-2009, 12:11 PM

Is the whore DLC?

Pumpy Tudors · 08-14-2009, 12:13 PM

If I call the whore a whore, am I labeling her?

If she's playing soccer at the time, am I labeling her if I call her a soccer whore?

JediKooter · 08-14-2009, 12:14 PM

If you were a zombie and you were eating the whore, would she be whore 'dervs?

gstelmack · 08-14-2009, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

If I call the whore a whore, am I labeling her?

If she's playing soccer at the time, am I labeling her if I call her a soccer whore?

The real question is what you can soak out of the AI in a trade for her?

Pumpy Tudors · 08-14-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by gstelmack

The real question is what you can soak out of the AI in a trade for her?

depend on how good is ai

-brassmonkey32

Pumpy Tudors · 08-14-2009, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

depend on how good is ai

-brassmonkey32

Shit, wrong account!

Coffee Warlord · 08-14-2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by heybrad

You are wrong and stupid so I will now label you as a person who is stupidly wrong.

Wow, I do feel better arguing and labeling people.

Jesus thread... here I come!

Hey brad!

RomaGoth · 08-14-2009, 12:46 PM

I thought you were talking about Madden playing a whore in a video game with Michael Vick.

My bad.

EagleFan · 08-14-2009, 03:03 PM

I heard that Vick and some whore were playing Madden while clap was staring that their butts AND they caught him. During all that comotion Jesus, Allah and Santa walk into a bar for their fantasy football draft but got pissed when they saw EA Sports had taken the server down. They turned their attention to the television in the bar to see some Cubs fan throw a beer on a player because he was pissed that Best Buy didn;t give him a television for 10 dollars.

That just caused complete chaos and when the smoke cleared they were all boxed by Ben.

Autumn · 08-14-2009, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan

I heard that Vick and some whore were playing Madden while clap was staring that their butts AND they caught him. During all that comotion Jesus, Allah and Santa walk into a bar for their fantasy football draft but got pissed when they saw EA Sports had taken the server down. They turned their attention to the television in the bar to see some Cubs fan throw a beer on a player because he was pissed that Best Buy didn;t give him a television for 10 dollars.

That just caused complete chaos and when the smoke cleared they were all boxed by Ben.

No, getting boxed is about the only thing not happening around here at the moment.

EagleFan · 08-14-2009, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

No, getting boxed is about the only thing not happening around here at the moment.

Wait for it....

RomaGoth · 08-14-2009, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

I heard that Vick and some whore were playing Madden while clap was staring that their butts AND they caught him. During all that comotion Jesus, Allah and Santa walk into a bar for their fantasy football draft but got pissed when they saw EA Sports had taken the server down. They turned their attention to the television in the bar to see some Cubs fan throw a beer on a player because he was pissed that Best Buy didn;t give him a television for 10 dollars.

That just caused complete chaos and when the smoke cleared they were all boxed by Ben.

Damn EA....

fantom1979 · 08-15-2009, 12:37 PM

Madden sucks, I played the New Puresim Release until my fingers fell off. My child called 911 and my C-cup wife took me to the hospital where I got some of that Obama healthcare. The French Nurse, who has the best accent ever, gave me this huge shot, which was the shock of a lifetime. While waiting for my test results, I enjoyed some of the Mr. Brewmans tea that this guy was shamelessly self promoting in the lobby. Meanwhile, thewhorefromnextdoor, broke into my wifi and crashed my webserver. Luckily, I had a short term data backup site.

ColtCrazy · 08-15-2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by fantom1979

Madden sucks, I played the New Puresim Release until my fingers fell off. My child called 911 and my C-cup wife took me to the hospital where I got some of that Obama healthcare. The French Nurse, who has the best accent ever, gave me this huge shot, which was the shock of a lifetime. While waiting for my test results, I enjoyed some of the Mr. Brewmans tea that this guy was shamelessly self promoting in the lobby. Meanwhile, thewhorefromnextdoor, broke into my wifi and crashed my webserver. Luckily, I had a short term data backup site.

Sounds like a little slice of heaven to me...

Samdari · 08-17-2009, 10:44 AM

Seriously, if Pumpy left, would anyone still come here at all?

Mustang · 08-17-2009, 10:48 AM

Remember to cancel that whore after she leaves otherwise she will keep showing up at your doorstep month after month.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-17-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Seriously, if Pumpy left, would anyone still come here at all?

I can actually think of three people right off the top of my head who would come back if I left.

Dr. Sak · 08-17-2009, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I can actually think of three people right off the top of my head who would come back if I left.

Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur

Pumpy Tudors · 08-17-2009, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur

I dissed Cary Grant's chin ONE TIME and he said he ain't returning until I am completely done.

RomaGoth · 08-17-2009, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

Remember to cancel that whore after she leaves otherwise she will keep showing up at your doorstep month after month.

and she will want to watch NFL Red Zone.

Suburban Rhythm · 08-17-2009, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by fantom1979

Madden sucks, I played the New Puresim Release until my fingers fell off. My child called 911 and my C-cup wife took me to the hospital where I got some of that Obama healthcare. The French Nurse, who has the best accent ever, gave me this huge shot, which was the shock of a lifetime. While waiting for my test results, I enjoyed some of the Mr. Brewmans tea that this guy was shamelessly self promoting in the lobby. Meanwhile, thewhorefromnextdoor, broke into my wifi and crashed my webserver. Luckily, I had a short term data backup site.

the bigger they are, the more sexual nerves?

08-14-2009, 11:25 AM	#3
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08-14-2009, 12:13 PM	#11
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	If I call the whore a whore, am I labeling her? If she's playing soccer at the time, am I labeling her if I call her a soccer whore? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-14-2009, 12:14 PM	#12
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	If you were a zombie and you were eating the whore, would she be whore 'dervs? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

08-15-2009, 12:37 PM	#22
fantom1979 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Sterling Heights, Mi	Madden sucks, I played the New Puresim Release until my fingers fell off. My child called 911 and my C-cup wife took me to the hospital where I got some of that Obama healthcare. The French Nurse, who has the best accent ever, gave me this huge shot, which was the shock of a lifetime. While waiting for my test results, I enjoyed some of the Mr. Brewmans tea that this guy was shamelessly self promoting in the lobby. Meanwhile, thewhorefromnextdoor, broke into my wifi and crashed my webserver. Luckily, I had a short term data backup site. Last edited by fantom1979 : 08-15-2009 at 12:38 PM.

08-14-2009, 11:24 AM	#2
SteveMax58 College Starter Join Date: Dec 2006	I would suggest setting the house next door on fire and your own just to be safe.

08-14-2009, 11:46 AM	#4
SteveMax58 College Starter Join Date: Dec 2006	Cool...and what about that zombie girl in the bathroom? Better take her out before trying to take a leak.

08-14-2009, 11:52 AM	#6
SteveMax58 College Starter Join Date: Dec 2006	Yes...I'd suggest using Mr. Brewman's. And try to do inside of 60 minutes.

08-14-2009, 12:01 PM	#8
SteveMax58 College Starter Join Date: Dec 2006	UFLix player...for realz? Oops...gonna get the grammar police called.

08-14-2009, 12:02 PM	#9
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	You are wrong and stupid so I will now label you as a person who is stupidly wrong. Wow, I do feel better arguing and labeling people. Jesus thread... here I come!

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EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	I heard that Vick and some whore were playing Madden while clap was staring that their butts AND they caught him. During all that comotion Jesus, Allah and Santa walk into a bar for their fantasy football draft but got pissed when they saw EA Sports had taken the server down. They turned their attention to the television in the bar to see some Cubs fan throw a beer on a player because he was pissed that Best Buy didn;t give him a television for 10 dollars. That just caused complete chaos and when the smoke cleared they were all boxed by Ben.

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