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Old 08-10-2009, 07:18 PM   #1
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So, Lady Gaga

Read this:

Gaga's hermaphrodite denial | The Daily Telegraph
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Lady Gaga, a hermaphrodite say rumours on internet, but manager denies it, says ridiculous


FOOTAGE of Lady Gaga dancing on stage has sparked rumours across celebrity gossip websites that she is a hermaphrodite.

Hollyscoop.com reports there's a rumor spreading like wildfire on the internet that Lady Gaga has both male and female reproductive parts and she's reportedly even addressed it in the past.
Gallery - Lady Gaga in action
"Its not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female," she reportedly wrote in a blog back in December 2008.
"I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I'm sexy, I'm hot."
Lady Gaga raised eyebrows during the Glastonbury festival in England when the footage of her was shot and has since hit YouTube.
But Lady Gaga's manager has told media outlets including ABCnews.com that the rumours of her being a hermaphrodite were "ridiculous."

Then watch this (NSFW for a brief second - sorry, embedding doesn't seem to work with the WYSIWYG editor):

YouTube - Lady Gaga is a Hermaphrodite / annoying singer that wants attention

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Old 08-10-2009, 07:23 PM   #2
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Thats a dick!
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:27 PM   #3
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There's got to be ways to strap that hog back.
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:28 PM   #4
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That said. Who the hell is Lady Gaga?

Have I finally failed the "Am I too fucking old?" test?
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:29 PM   #5
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Either way, I wouldn't.
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:41 PM   #6
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That said. Who the hell is Lady Gaga?

Have I finally failed the "Am I too fucking old?" test?

You probably know her "Pokerface" song. If you don't, you're a luckier man than I.
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:55 PM   #7
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Whatever, I think she has catchy pop music and if she has a dick and can still make music, that's fine with me.
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:24 PM   #8
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You probably know her "Pokerface" song. If you don't, you're a luckier man than I.

Just listened to it on youtube. Sounds kind of familiar, but I don't know from where.
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:25 PM   #9
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Oh man, Why oh why can't we have QOTM back hahaha, that would be fantastic.
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:25 PM   #10
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All this other stuff aside, I like the songs Just Dance and Poker Face, I'm not going to buy them, but I will listen to and enjoy them if they come on the radio.
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:27 PM   #11
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Songs like that are definitely catchy. They are also the primary reason why I haven't listened to the radio in god knows how long. I've become such a music snob.
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Old 08-10-2009, 09:37 PM   #12
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I madethe mistake of reading some of the comments left by people on that video.


The human race is doomed, SOON.


As for Lady Gaga, I gives a flying rats ass what she is as long as she makes decent music. I like 2 or 3 of her songs so far. Hopefully she'll make more that are decent too.
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Old 08-11-2009, 01:54 AM   #13
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I guess I have to be the second to say it...

WHO??
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Old 08-11-2009, 06:23 AM   #14
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Eh. May not be my type of music. But at least she's apparently not Britney Spears.


The penis thing is amusing, but irrelevant.
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Old 08-11-2009, 06:45 AM   #15
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Damn and here i thought she was a tranny!
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:22 PM   #16
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I am highly sceptical of this. I think that Lady Gaga's performance was shown live on the BBC, and was hosted on their site for at least a week after the festival. (BBC only hosts shows on their site for a week or so after broadcast)

I doubt this would have passed by unnoticed at the time, and now the original is long since removed from the site.
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Old 08-12-2009, 09:34 AM   #17
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I will say one thing, this Lady Gaga person sure does have the publicity-generation thing down pat.
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Old 08-12-2009, 09:37 AM   #18
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I will say one thing, this Lady Gaga person sure does have the publicity-generation thing down pat.

+1

Lesser folks would have gone the lesbian route.
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Old 08-12-2009, 10:20 AM   #19
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That's so 2007.
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Old 08-12-2009, 12:37 PM   #20
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My wife would hit it.....
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Old 08-12-2009, 12:56 PM   #21
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Old 08-12-2009, 04:58 PM   #22
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The first time I had ever heard of her was when my wife and I were watching AI, and she came on. I lasted for about 10 seconds before I had to leave the room. I hate pop music. Maybe her obnoxious, stupid name contributes to my disdain for her. If her name had been something like Jane Thomas, I might have lasted 15 seconds before leaving.
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Old 08-12-2009, 07:27 PM   #23
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you hate pop music but you watch american idol?
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Old 08-12-2009, 08:08 PM   #24
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Old 08-12-2009, 09:51 PM   #25
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you hate pop music but you watch american idol?

I have a wife and a 7 year-old daughter. This is their idea of bonding. I watch it and critique it. On occasion, I begrudgingly like some singers, but that might be 1 or 2 a season and they definitely don't sing modern pop most of the time.
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Old 08-12-2009, 09:52 PM   #26
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And that came off too serious, but yeah, I watch the show and still hate modern pop.
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Old 08-12-2009, 10:02 PM   #27
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Old 08-13-2009, 02:32 AM   #28
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Lady Gaga's penis is still smaller than Kathy Griffin's.
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Old 08-13-2009, 02:47 AM   #29
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Love this ... a brief glimpse of her panties from a cell phone video as she gets off a motorcycle and suddenly she has a penis ... what's with all the hermaphodite singers lately ... first Ciera then Lady Gaga ...

Funny the ones who actually get out of vehicles with panties on are clearly hiding a penis ...
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Old 08-13-2009, 02:48 AM   #30
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Old 08-13-2009, 07:48 AM   #31
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Old 08-13-2009, 08:20 AM   #32
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These pop factory machines need to be stopped. I'm cringing at the thought of who the next big sensation is going to be and how retarded they are going to help make the rest of society.
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Old 08-13-2009, 08:46 AM   #33
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These pop factory machines need to be stopped. I'm cringing at the thought of who the next big sensation is going to be and how retarded they are going to help make the rest of society.

Pop is where the $$$ is at.

To her credit, though, she actually writes and composes her songs, unlike most pop artists.

And she is an absolute killer pianist as well.

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Old 08-13-2009, 08:54 AM   #34
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And she is an absolute killer pianist as well.

I've seen the video.
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Old 08-13-2009, 09:04 AM   #35
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She/he/it is actually pretty good. Not good enough for me to go to a show but good enough not to change the radio station in the car
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Old 08-13-2009, 09:10 AM   #36
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Lady Gaga's penis is still smaller than Kathy Griffin's.

I do not have a penis, but if I did it'd be bigger than yours!
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Old 08-13-2009, 10:21 AM   #37
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She/he/it is actually pretty good. Not good enough for me to go to a show but good enough not to change the radio station in the car

More impressively, couple live videos i saw of her I thought she was lip syncing until she started getting tired and letting it slip some.

Didn't think they made pop stars that could perform outside the studio.
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Old 08-13-2009, 11:42 AM   #38
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I HATE POP MUSIC AND I HATE EVERYONE WHO LIKES POP MUSIC AND PEOPLE WHO LIKE POP MUSIC PROBABLY BEAT THEIR PETS WITH LADY GAGA'S GIANT PENIS AND THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW POP MUSIC IS BAD
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Old 08-13-2009, 11:53 AM   #39
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I have a wife and a 7 year-old daughter. This is their idea of bonding. I watch it and critique it. On occasion, I begrudgingly like some singers, but that might be 1 or 2 a season and they definitely don't sing modern pop most of the time.

Fortunately my wife likes good music, so neither of us watch that crap.
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Old 08-13-2009, 11:57 AM   #40
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I HATE POP MUSIC AND I HATE EVERYONE WHO LIKES POP MUSIC AND PEOPLE WHO LIKE POP MUSIC PROBABLY BEAT THEIR PETS WITH LADY GAGA'S GIANT PENIS AND THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW POP MUSIC IS BAD

I heard Kathy Griffin is releasing an album of pop music covers next month...

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Old 08-13-2009, 12:01 PM   #41
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Fortunately my wife likes good music, so neither of us watch that crap.

Maybe you should spend more time on your golf game.
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Welp, now we know what the 'D' stands for on "My life on the D-List".
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Old 08-13-2009, 12:17 PM   #43
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I heard Kathy Griffin is releasing an album of pop music covers next month...

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THAT MAKES ME FLACCID

Good thing your name is Pumpy.
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