10-15-2003, 02:37 PM | #1 | ||
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Headlines from the year 2053
(Stolen from a different board)
1. Ozone created by electric cars kills millions in Vancouver. 2. White minorities seek recognition of English as California's third language. 3. Disease-carrying spotted owls threaten Northwest beef, pork and chicken industries. 4. Scientists stumped by natural conception of baby. 5. Fidel Castro dies at age 118. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but smoking them is against the law. 6. Thirty-five-year study shows diet and exercise key to weight loss. 7. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals is a violation of their civil rights. 8. Average height of NBA players now eight feet three inches. 9. New security law requires all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2055. 10. Revenue Canada sets income tax at 75% of gross income, lowest tax rate in years.
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10-15-2003, 02:46 PM | #2 | |
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Re: Headlines from the year 2053
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I don't like that one. |
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10-15-2003, 02:58 PM | #3 |
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those are awesome.
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10-15-2003, 11:53 PM | #4 |
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I'll be 76. I have a strong feeling I won't make it that long.
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10-15-2003, 11:56 PM | #5 |
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You forgot the one about the Cubs still not going to a World Series since forever. We won't even remember the year they last went.
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10-16-2003, 12:52 AM | #6 |
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11.JeeberD still has'nt beaten bbor in fantasy hockey.
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
10-16-2003, 12:58 AM | #7 |
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Friggin Brent Johnson is killing me. Is the bastard ever going to start???
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10-16-2003, 01:03 AM | #8 | |
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Perhaps...in the AHL
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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10-16-2003, 01:08 AM | #9 |
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That's it, he's off the team...
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10-16-2003, 02:08 AM | #10 |
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12. The cubs STILL haven't gone to the world series since 1908.
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10-16-2003, 02:09 AM | #11 |
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Dola, damn Dolphinfan, you beat me to it!!
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10-16-2003, 07:41 AM | #12 |
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13. Dolphins start 2053 NFL regular season 5-0, lose final four games to finish 7-9 and miss the playoffs again.
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10-16-2003, 09:18 AM | #13 | |
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Hey, what have the Dolphins ever done to you?
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