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Old 03-03-2012, 11:58 PM   #1
stevew
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Horse collar sheep target hunting tarantula armed muppet soup eating whippersnappers

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Old 03-04-2012, 12:00 AM   #2
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I think you have found the building blocks for your next short story Steve!

GO!
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Old 03-04-2012, 12:03 AM   #3
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What was that about muppets!?
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Old 03-04-2012, 12:09 AM   #4
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"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Old 03-04-2012, 12:18 AM   #5
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Sorry...that was my impression of a guy with Tourette Syndrome who doesnt know any foul language.

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Old 03-04-2012, 12:29 AM   #6
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Eat your salad deathbed motorcade
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Old 03-04-2012, 01:04 AM   #7
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Needs about 30 toes more snow
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Old 03-04-2012, 07:12 AM   #8
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If you read it right, this sounds like a versatile psychopath's to-do list.

SUNDAY

Wake up at 4:27 am

Horse collar sheep
Target Hunting
Tarantula armed muppet
Soup
Whippersnappers

Go to bed
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Old 03-04-2012, 07:16 AM   #9
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:41 AM   #10
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If you read it right, this sounds like a versatile psychopath's to-do list.

SUNDAY

Wake up at 4:27 am

Horse collar sheep
Target Hunting
Tarantula armed muppet
Soup
Whippersnappers

Go to bed

That's a full day right there.
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:50 AM   #11
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