The Legend of Pumpy Tudors - Page 3

lordscarlet · 08-31-2007, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

#1: Rawr

#2: I or someone else needs to find some time with photoshop today and we could close this thread out.

MikeVic · 08-31-2007, 09:24 AM

I am now lost.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-31-2007, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

I thought she was your wife.

What?!? I thought she was your wife!

MikeVic · 08-31-2007, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

What?!? I thought she was your wife!

I'm not married, dingbat.

spleen1015 · 08-31-2007, 09:40 AM

Rumor has it she is jbmagic's wife.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-31-2007, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

I'm not married, dingbat.

BUT AWWWWCHIE, HOW CAN YOU DENY OUR LOVE?

st.cronin · 08-31-2007, 09:45 AM

This thread is out of control.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-31-2007, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

This thread is out of control.

No, YOU'RE out of control!

rkmsuf · 08-31-2007, 09:46 AM

Batten down the hatches. There be a bounty on ye.

MikeVic · 08-31-2007, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

This thread is out of control.

You can't handle the truth!

st.cronin · 08-31-2007, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

No, YOU'RE out of control!

I have a college football preview magazine here that has Memphis picked to win Conference USA. FYI.

MikeVic · 08-31-2007, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

BUT AWWWWCHIE, HOW CAN YOU DENY OUR LOVE?

Easy there Boom Boom Washington.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-31-2007, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

I have a college football preview magazine here that has Memphis picked to win Conference USA. FYI.

Kleenex, please.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-31-2007, 09:54 AM

By the way, has anyone noticed my new user title?

rkmsuf · 08-31-2007, 09:56 AM

Carl Bistro 4EVA

spleen1015 · 08-31-2007, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

By the way, has anyone noticed my new user title?

I was hoping you wouldn't.

MikeVic · 08-31-2007, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

By the way, has anyone noticed my new user title?

Wow! That's awesome. Who did it??

John Galt · 08-31-2007, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

By the way, has anyone noticed my new user title?

I think "Danny Glover can kiss my ass" would have been a better choice.

LloydLungs · 08-31-2007, 10:18 AM

I was hoping this thread would go in the "Pumpy Throughout History" photoshop direction, but that seems to have tailed off.

Since we're now talking about Pumpy's college sports loyalties, go UNO! We're hiring head basketball coaches that are younger than me now. Sweet sassy molassy.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-31-2007, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Carl Bistro 4EVA

what it dew

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Originally Posted by John Galt

I think "Danny Glover can kiss my ass" would have been a better choice.

Well, where were you yesterday with that idea?

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Originally Posted by LloydLungs

I was hoping this thread would go in the "Pumpy Throughout History" photoshop direction, but that seems to have tailed off.

Since we're now talking about Pumpy's college sports loyalties, go UNO! We're hiring head basketball coaches that are younger than me now. Sweet sassy molassy.

I would've been cool with "Pumpy Throughout History," but I like UNO basketball more. At the rate UNO is hiring coaches, by 2011, the coach will be younger than the players!

MikeVic · 08-31-2007, 10:48 AM

What's UNO? Is it like that card game?

JeeberD · 08-31-2007, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

hxxp://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/poker/archives/2006/02/the_legend_of_p.html

Haven't we seen that link before? Much ado about old news...

The YouTube that cartman posted is gold, though...

MikeVic · 08-31-2007, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Haven't we seen that link before? Much ado about old news...

The YouTube that cartman posted is gold, though...

Well, I haven't seen it.

StarBuck · 08-31-2007, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

Rumor has it she is jbmagic's wife.

How the jbmagic wife AI?

rkmsuf · 08-31-2007, 11:51 AM

wtf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbVBozgV63E

Pumpy Tudors · 08-31-2007, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by StarBuck

How the jbmagic wife AI?

I think we have some serious jbmagic gmac-ing going on here or something. StarBuck just joined this month, yet she knows about jbmagic and AI.

StarBuck, reveal yourself! (in high resolution, preferably)

Pumpy Tudors · 08-31-2007, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

wtf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbVBozgV63E

bad beats crew what it dew

StarBuck · 08-31-2007, 12:00 PM

And the mystery thickens like pudding!

Yup, feeling fracking good that day, I was.

Just for Pumpy. Since I'm in space a lot, here I am in high res, taken by my wingman:
http://www.spasepeople.com

rkmsuf · 08-31-2007, 12:02 PM

starbuck, we hardly knew ye

Pumpy Tudors · 08-31-2007, 12:03 PM

Oh my god, it's Dirk Benedict.

StarBuck · 08-31-2007, 12:04 PM

I know. Now that's deaders you'll never get rid of me.

StarBuck · 08-31-2007, 12:23 PM

Okay, I must confess. My boyfriend has been talking about this forum for about a year and a half now. I hear him laughing. Then he tells me about "Pumpy Tudors". I also love that screen name and for this entire year I have been known to be walking around the house and just suddenly shout "PUMPY TUDORS!"

He has been showing me some pretty great threads. I've gotten a kick out of many things written here, been touched by some of the more poignant posts as well. It has gotten to the point where I discuss some of the things written with him.

I like the camaraderie here, the way you all interact with each other, joke with each other but no one seems to get out of line. There remains a certain decorum that does not go into asshattery like other forums can.

Then the other day I hear him laughing and I read what someone wrote about a blimp floating around their house at night and said "Dammit, I'm going to sign up to this great place".

And here I am.

Like I said, it's all Pumpy's fault.

p.s. I'm also dyslexic.PREPARE THYSELVES!

Logan · 08-31-2007, 12:25 PM

So you're Pumpy's girlfriend? Is his wife upset?

rkmsuf · 08-31-2007, 12:26 PM

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I like the camaraderie here, the way you all interact with each other, joke with each other but no one seems to get out of line. There remains a certain decorum that does not go into asshattery like other forums can.

Show us your hooters!

Pumpy Tudors · 08-31-2007, 12:28 PM

Well, it's about fucking time that a woman screams out my name.

StarBuck · 08-31-2007, 12:30 PM

Antmeister · 08-31-2007, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by StarBuck

Okay, I must confess. My boyfriend has been talking about this forum for about a year and a half now. I hear him laughing. Then he tells me about "Pumpy Tudors". I also love that screen name and for this entire year I have been known to be walking around the house and just suddenly shout "PUMPY TUDORS!"

He has been showing me some pretty great threads. I've gotten a kick out of many things written here, been touched by some of the more poignant posts as well. It has gotten to the point where I discuss some of the things written with him.

I like the camaraderie here, the way you all interact with each other, joke with each other but no one seems to get out of line. There remains a certain decorum that does not go into asshattery like other forums can.

Then the other day I hear him laughing and I read what someone wrote about a blimp floating around their house at night and said "Dammit, I'm going to sign up to this great place".

And here I am.

Like I said, it's all Pumpy's fault.

p.s. I'm also dyslexic.PREPARE THYSELVES!

Uh....what? So you signed up because of Pumpy? Oh noes! We won't hear the end of it now.

Antmeister · 08-31-2007, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Well, it's about fucking time that a woman screams out my name.

Oh crap, when did you get a custom title?

spleen1015 · 08-31-2007, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

Uh....what? So you signed up because of Pumpy? Oh noes! We won't hear the end of it now.

I'm leaving because of Pumpy. Will that knock him down a notch of six?

StarBuck · 08-31-2007, 12:36 PM

Actually, I've been toying with the idea for a while, but it was The Flying Blimp of Doom story that sealed the deal.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-31-2007, 12:37 PM

If you guys want to hear something really weird, I wrote that Danny Glover monologue on Christmas Day, 1999. I just decided on a whim to record it a few months ago. I don't know why I recorded it, and now I'm not sure whether I'm sorry I did it or not...

Nah, I'm not sorry.

rkmsuf · 08-31-2007, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

If you guys want to hear something really weird, I wrote that Danny Glover monologue on Christmas Day, 1999. I just decided on a whim to record it a few months ago. I don't know why I recorded it, and now I'm not sure whether I'm sorry I did it or not...

Nah, I'm not sorry.

I'm fascinated that it's something you actually wrote.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-31-2007, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I'm fascinated that it's something you actually wrote.

That shit was carefully scripted, much like Pootie Tang.

Senator · 08-31-2007, 12:44 PM

Antmeister is the only 1 who can challenge U.

Antmeister · 08-31-2007, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

I'm leaving because of Pumpy. Will that knock him down a notch of six?

I don't think so. According to the FOFC roleplaying system:

Male signs up: +10 points
Female signs up: +100 points
Female signs up because of Pumpy: +250 points

Male leaves FOFC: -10 points
Female leaves FOFC: -150 points
Female leaves because of Pumpy: -500 points

So according to this, if you leave we are still up 240 points.

spleen1015 · 08-31-2007, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

I don't think so. According to the FOFC roleplaying system:

Male signs up: +10 points
Female signs up: +100 points
Female signs up because of Pumpy: +250 points

Male leaves FOFC: -10 points
Female leaves FOFC: -150 points
Female leaves because of Pumpy: -500 points

So according to this, if you leave we are still up 240 points.

Bummer, dude.

Antmeister · 08-31-2007, 12:48 PM

By the way there is an exception to the rule if said female is capsicum. But then again, that could fall under the category of "Male posing as female that signs up", but I'm not 100% sure of that.

Antmeister · 08-31-2007, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Senator

Antmeister is the only 1 who can challenge U.

Hmmmmm....it would have to be in an old school karate format. But Pumpy is dangerous. You don't always see it coming but he has a deadly delivery and has a way of making innocent people look like fools. Plus he can disappear in a cloud of coal dust while sending razor thin poker cards flying in my direction.

MikeVic · 08-31-2007, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by StarBuck

Okay, I must confess. My boyfriend has been talking about this forum for about a year and a half now. I hear him laughing. Then he tells me about "Pumpy Tudors". I also love that screen name and for this entire year I have been known to be walking around the house and just suddenly shout "PUMPY TUDORS!"

He has been showing me some pretty great threads. I've gotten a kick out of many things written here, been touched by some of the more poignant posts as well. It has gotten to the point where I discuss some of the things written with him.

I like the camaraderie here, the way you all interact with each other, joke with each other but no one seems to get out of line. There remains a certain decorum that does not go into asshattery like other forums can.

Then the other day I hear him laughing and I read what someone wrote about a blimp floating around their house at night and said "Dammit, I'm going to sign up to this great place".

And here I am.

Like I said, it's all Pumpy's fault.

p.s. I'm also dyslexic.PREPARE THYSELVES!

Welcome to FOFC.

StarBuck · 08-31-2007, 02:24 PM

Thankee.

08-31-2007, 09:45 AM	#107
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	This thread is out of control. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-31-2007, 09:46 AM	#109
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Batten down the hatches. There be a bounty on ye. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-31-2007, 09:54 AM	#114
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	By the way, has anyone noticed my new user title? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-31-2007, 09:56 AM	#115
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Carl Bistro 4EVA __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-31-2007, 11:51 AM	#125
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	wtf http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbVBozgV63E __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-31-2007, 09:24 AM	#102
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I am now lost.

08-31-2007, 09:40 AM	#105
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Rumor has it she is jbmagic's wife.

08-31-2007, 10:18 AM	#119
LloydLungs College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Ponchatoula, LA	I was hoping this thread would go in the "Pumpy Throughout History" photoshop direction, but that seems to have tailed off. Since we're now talking about Pumpy's college sports loyalties, go UNO! We're hiring head basketball coaches that are younger than me now. Sweet sassy molassy.

08-31-2007, 10:48 AM	#121
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	What's UNO? Is it like that card game?

08-31-2007, 12:00 PM	#128
StarBuck H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The Outer Planets	And the mystery thickens like pudding! Yup, feeling fracking good that day, I was. Just for Pumpy. Since I'm in space a lot, here I am in high res, taken by my wingman: http://www.spasepeople.com __________________ I'm in ur raiders, flying ur ships ~Save a Bat~ http://www.batworld.org Last edited by StarBuck : 08-31-2007 at 12:03 PM.

08-31-2007, 12:02 PM	#129
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	starbuck, we hardly knew ye __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-31-2007, 12:03 PM	#130
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Oh my god, it's Dirk Benedict. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-31-2007, 12:04 PM	#131
StarBuck H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The Outer Planets	I know. Now that's deaders you'll never get rid of me. __________________ I'm in ur raiders, flying ur ships ~Save a Bat~ http://www.batworld.org

08-31-2007, 12:23 PM	#132
StarBuck H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The Outer Planets	Okay, I must confess. My boyfriend has been talking about this forum for about a year and a half now. I hear him laughing. Then he tells me about "Pumpy Tudors". I also love that screen name and for this entire year I have been known to be walking around the house and just suddenly shout "PUMPY TUDORS!" He has been showing me some pretty great threads. I've gotten a kick out of many things written here, been touched by some of the more poignant posts as well. It has gotten to the point where I discuss some of the things written with him. I like the camaraderie here, the way you all interact with each other, joke with each other but no one seems to get out of line. There remains a certain decorum that does not go into asshattery like other forums can. Then the other day I hear him laughing and I read what someone wrote about a blimp floating around their house at night and said "Dammit, I'm going to sign up to this great place". And here I am. Like I said, it's all Pumpy's fault. p.s. I'm also dyslexic.PREPARE THYSELVES! __________________ I'm in ur raiders, flying ur ships ~Save a Bat~ http://www.batworld.org

08-31-2007, 12:25 PM	#133
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	So you're Pumpy's girlfriend? Is his wife upset?

08-31-2007, 12:28 PM	#135
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Well, it's about fucking time that a woman screams out my name. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-31-2007, 12:30 PM	#136
StarBuck H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The Outer Planets	LOL! __________________ I'm in ur raiders, flying ur ships ~Save a Bat~ http://www.batworld.org

08-31-2007, 12:36 PM	#140
StarBuck H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The Outer Planets	Actually, I've been toying with the idea for a while, but it was The Flying Blimp of Doom story that sealed the deal. __________________ I'm in ur raiders, flying ur ships ~Save a Bat~ http://www.batworld.org Last edited by StarBuck : 08-31-2007 at 12:37 PM.

08-31-2007, 12:37 PM	#141
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	If you guys want to hear something really weird, I wrote that Danny Glover monologue on Christmas Day, 1999. I just decided on a whim to record it a few months ago. I don't know why I recorded it, and now I'm not sure whether I'm sorry I did it or not... Nah, I'm not sorry. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-31-2007, 12:44 PM	#144
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Antmeister is the only 1 who can challenge U. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

08-31-2007, 12:48 PM	#147
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	By the way there is an exception to the rule if said female is capsicum. But then again, that could fall under the category of "Male posing as female that signs up", but I'm not 100% sure of that. __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew Last edited by Antmeister : 08-31-2007 at 12:48 PM.

08-31-2007, 02:24 PM	#150
StarBuck H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The Outer Planets	Thankee. __________________ I'm in ur raiders, flying ur ships ~Save a Bat~ http://www.batworld.org

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