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Old 09-24-2004, 11:36 AM   #1
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Unusual Amounts of Rahn?

I'm wondering if it's just FOFC, or if other places are getting unusual amounts of Rahn? It almost seems routine that for the past month, the evening will get some sort of fairly-heavy posting. There has been a couple of days here and there with no Rahn, but overall it feels like a lot more Rahns have posted.

Could this be due to the humidity, even for a city as dry as Phoenix?

Maybe Farrah can also pipe in if it's only our area that's getting the Rahn.
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Old 09-24-2004, 11:38 AM   #2
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Old 09-24-2004, 11:38 AM   #3
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Old 09-24-2004, 11:38 AM   #4
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I think you have to chalk it up to those hurricanes in Florida. Hopefully, once they pass over, FOFC will be past the worst of it
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Old 09-24-2004, 11:40 AM   #5
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I'm wondering if it's just FOFC, or if other places are getting unusual amounts of Rahn? It almost seems routine that for the past month, the evening will get some sort of fairly-heavy posting. There has been a couple of days here and there with no Rahn, but overall it feels like a lot more Rahns have posted.

Could this be due to the humidity, even for a city as dry as Phoenix?

Maybe Farrah can also pipe in if it's only our area that's getting the Rahn.
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Old 09-24-2004, 12:09 PM   #6
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I think the unusual amount of Rahns isn't limited to just FOFC. There have been many she-Rahn sightings in the comments sections of many right of center blog sites and on editorial websites across the world wide web.

I attribute this phenomenon to the hurricanes across the country as well...Until hurricane season is over I fear the she-Rahn will be sighted often.

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Old 09-24-2004, 12:13 PM   #7
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Old 09-24-2004, 12:17 PM   #8
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I hear the ROUS's aren't far behind.....Rahn's Of Unusual Size.
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Old 09-24-2004, 12:18 PM   #9
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Old 09-24-2004, 12:29 PM   #10
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I hear the ROUS's aren't far behind.....Rahn's Of Unusual Size.

Must...resist...urge...to...comment....
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Old 09-24-2004, 12:41 PM   #11
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Ahhh!! It's happened to one of my posts!!!
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Old 09-24-2004, 12:56 PM   #12
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I hear the ROUS's aren't far behind.....Rahn's Of Unusual Size.

I think ROUS' is limited to the he-Rahn. The male of the species seems to be pre-occupied with size. It is also not limited to the Rahn species either.
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Old 09-24-2004, 01:00 PM   #13
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And then there's the also-Rahns.
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Old 09-24-2004, 01:18 PM   #14
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I think ROUS' is limited to the he-Rahn. The male of the species seems to be pre-occupied with size. It is also not limited to the Rahn species either.

Meaning other males besides Rahns are pre-occupied with size, or that the he-Rahn is pre-occupied with size when it comes other species' females?
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Old 09-24-2004, 01:51 PM   #15
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Meaning other males besides Rahns are pre-occupied with size, or that the he-Rahn is pre-occupied with size when it comes other species' females?

The he-Rahn, and other males besides the he-Rahn are pre-occupied with size in respect to other females. Pre-occupied is not necessarily a negitve trait. But taken to excess it can result in the he-Rahn spending nights in what the she-Rahn terms the "guest room".
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Old 09-24-2004, 02:09 PM   #16
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Old 09-24-2004, 02:13 PM   #17
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The he-Rahn, and other males besides the he-Rahn are pre-occupied with size in respect to other females. Pre-occupied is not necessarily a negitve trait. But taken to excess it can result in the he-Rahn spending nights in what the she-Rahn terms the "guest room".

Funny how women regard exile to the guest room as "punishment"

You're mad enough at me so that I am guaranteed not to have sex? And as punishment you are sending me to the room containing the big screen tv and you won't be there to whine "we're watching poker again," and you cannot stop me as I am halfway through the bag of potato chips. Damn, I want to get in trouble more often.
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Old 09-24-2004, 02:21 PM   #18
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I'd best not ask my follow-up question...yes, I think that would be prudent.
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Old 09-24-2004, 02:46 PM   #19
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Old 09-24-2004, 03:04 PM   #20
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Funny how women regard exile to the guest room as "punishment"

You're mad enough at me so that I am guaranteed not to have sex? And as punishment you are sending me to the room containing the big screen tv and you won't be there to whine "we're watching poker again," and you cannot stop me as I am halfway through the bag of potato chips. Damn, I want to get in trouble more often.

The guest room at the Rahn's lair does not contaiin such amenenities as the guest room at the Samdari lair. The guest room at the Rahn's has flowers. Lots and lots of feminine flowers. It is punishment indeed.
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Old 09-24-2004, 03:05 PM   #21
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The guest room at the Rahn's lair does not contaiin such amenenities as the guest room at the Samdari lair. The guest room at the Rahn's has flowers. Lots and lots of feminine flowers. It is punishment indeed.

Probably has Shania Twain on continuous play in a CD player inside a locked cabinet.
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Old 09-24-2004, 03:06 PM   #22
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Ugh.

The she-Rahn has never particularly liked that photo, and will be replacing it this weekend. She's been thinking about replacing it a lot lately, and this was just the incentive she needed.
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Old 09-24-2004, 03:42 PM   #23
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Old 09-24-2004, 04:17 PM   #24
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Dude, that is awesome.

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Old 09-24-2004, 04:26 PM   #25
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If you have a boy, are you going to name him...

Ron Rahn?
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Old 09-24-2004, 04:45 PM   #26
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If you have a boy, are you going to name him...

Ron Rahn?

This assumes the she-Rahn wishes to have offspring. Currently the she-Rahn thinks the world can only handle one of her.

BTW - there IS a Ronald Rahn in Arizona. I think he runs a chiropractic practice in Tucson.
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Old 09-24-2004, 05:20 PM   #27
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...the she-Rahn...

if .400 is dead, this needs to be Farrah's new title.
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Old 09-24-2004, 05:39 PM   #28
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if .400 is dead, this needs to be Farrah's new title.

Not dead yet...just in intensive care...
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Old 09-24-2004, 07:07 PM   #29
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she-Rahn is very Julliane Moorish in appearance. Suicane likes this.
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Old 09-24-2004, 07:19 PM   #30
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That's some solid work there. The fact that it also deflected the she-rahn's attention and allowed me to sneak out of the guest room is icing on the cake
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Old 09-24-2004, 07:40 PM   #31
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Old 09-24-2004, 07:57 PM   #32
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Arlie fought the law, and the law Rahn?

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Old 09-24-2004, 08:09 PM   #33
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Keep away from Rahn around Sue...
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Old 09-24-2004, 08:11 PM   #34
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Old 09-24-2004, 08:19 PM   #35
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The Rahn in Spahn stays mainly in the Plahn?
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Old 09-24-2004, 08:42 PM   #36
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Probably has Shania Twain on continuous play in a CD player inside a locked cabinet.

More like Starland Vocal Band. (can anyone name the movie reference?)
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Old 09-24-2004, 08:43 PM   #37
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This assumes the she-Rahn wishes to have offspring. Currently the she-Rahn thinks the world can only handle one of her.

Front Office Farrah Cloning.
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Old 09-24-2004, 08:57 PM   #38
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Front Office Farrah Cloning.

The horror.
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Old 09-24-2004, 09:02 PM   #39
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The horror.

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Old 09-24-2004, 09:05 PM   #40
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Old 09-24-2004, 09:23 PM   #41
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More like Starland Vocal Band. (can anyone name the movie reference?)


Ugh PCU
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Old 09-24-2004, 10:37 PM   #42
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Thanks Arlie and Farrah for the good-natured ness

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Old 09-24-2004, 10:45 PM   #43
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More like Starland Vocal Band. (can anyone name the movie reference?)


That would be PCU


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Old 09-24-2004, 11:04 PM   #44
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I think Grey Dog Software really needs to be called Rahn-co. They can put out the Pocket Sports Simulation series of software titles.
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Old 09-24-2004, 11:15 PM   #45
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I think Grey Dog Software really needs to be called Rahn-co. They can put out the Pocket Sports Simulation series of software titles.

Not to be confused with Ronco, the maker of the Showtime Rotissere & BBQ Oven.
http://shop.ronco.com
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Old 09-24-2004, 11:29 PM   #46
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I don't know if "set it....and forget it!" would be a good tag line for a text-sim.
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Old 09-24-2004, 11:59 PM   #47
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You spin me right rahn, baby
Right rahn like a record, baby
Right rahn rahn rahn
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Old 09-25-2004, 12:02 AM   #48
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I don't know if "set it....and forget it!" would be a good tag line for a text-sim.
Nor do I think they'd be able to sell many games for 4 easy payments of $39.95, even with the standard rotissere basket or the solid flavor injector.

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Old 09-25-2004, 12:04 AM   #49
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Old 09-25-2004, 12:58 AM   #50
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And I Rahn...I Rahn so far away...

Blame it on the rahn (rahn)
Blame it on the stars (stars)
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on the rahn yeah yeah
You can blame it on the rahn
Get
Ooh, ooh (ooh)
I can't, I can't. I can't, can't stand the rahn
I can't, I can't. I can't, can't stand the rahn
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