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Old 06-21-2005, 08:58 AM   #1
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It's Hot, Moist, And I Get To Eat It When I Get Home

Rice-A-Roni, Fuckin eh.

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Old 06-21-2005, 09:02 AM   #2
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Is it really a San Francisco treat?
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:03 AM   #3
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Is it really a San Francisco treat?

It's a treat wherever the fuck you are.
Where are you? Well it's a treat there too.
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:11 AM   #4
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That's the great part of "here". You are always there. Here is everywhere.
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:16 AM   #5
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Darn, I though this was about a microwaved Otis Spunkmeyer Banana Nut muffin.
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Old 06-21-2005, 10:03 AM   #6
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Fuck Rice-a-roni. Get yourself some Zattarains dirty rice!
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Old 06-21-2005, 10:05 AM   #7
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Fuck Rice-a-roni.

you know that leads to sandwich humping, right?
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Old 06-21-2005, 10:06 AM   #8
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I knew a guy in college that claimed to have sex with ham sandwiches. To no one's surprise he is now on the run from sex abuse charges.
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Old 06-21-2005, 10:08 AM   #9
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Fuck Rice-a-roni. Get yourself some Zattarains dirty rice!

Hot rice grains in the pee-pee hole really hurts.
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Old 06-21-2005, 12:05 PM   #10
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Rice a roni is no good. Get some ramen noods.
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Old 06-21-2005, 12:20 PM   #11
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Is it really a San Francisco treat?

I thought penis was the San Francisco treat. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
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Old 06-21-2005, 03:03 PM   #12
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I knew a guy in college that claimed to have sex with ham sandwiches. To no one's surprise he is now on the run from sex abuse charges.

At least he'll always have his education to fall back on.
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Old 06-22-2005, 03:30 AM   #13
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Wear a rubber, dumbass.

Sorry man, I don't want nuthin' between me and the rice.
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Old 06-22-2005, 03:42 AM   #14
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Sorry man, I don't want nuthin' between me and the rice.

Come-come-commala
Rice come a-falla
I-sissa 'ay a-Bralla
Dey come a-folla
Dawn come a-rivva
Or-i-za we kivva
Rice be a green-o
See all we seen-o
Seen-o the green-o
Come-come-Commala!
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